Disclaimer: None of the writers associated with this story own Naruto....
This story happened Quite accidently but it was just too good to let go. So read away. This is a joint effort between Mistress of Serenity and myself, She was Naruto and I did Kakashi. Hope You like it so read and review,. Oh and the people who are waiting for the next chapter of the Wormhole..I am almost done with it so dont worry.
The Reason why Konoha doesn't have internet….
Naruto: KakasHI sensei, whut should i do? I've been having weird dreams about Sasuke and i dont know why
Kakashi: wat happens in those dreams Naruto?
Naruto: Well...i don't know how i could explain. It's kind of embarassing. I keeping having a recurring dream of that moment from episode two when me and Sasuke kiss. At first it starts off like it normally did with that dude who pushed me and we...y'know kiss but then...tHings get a little weirder after dat
Kakashi:weirder...explain…..
Kakashi is status is set to busy….
Naruto: ?
Kakashi: yeah sorry about that
my book was going good
continue naruto
Naruto: Well first Sasuke and I were kissing and it was awkward but then...it kinda got crazy and i actually started to like it. Next ting i know Sasuke and I are sHirtless and we're on the floor and he's ontop of me wHile we.....we'll u know whut i mean. Bow cHica Wow wow if u catch my drift
Kakashi:.....
well naruto
that's normal for a male ur age
to get aroused by the teammate that they serious want to bang
that actually explains a lot of what happened between
the both of u over the yrs
ur only solution
it to find Sasuke
and do all those things u do in ur dreams
trust me
i've had the same problem with Iruka
u'll be fine
oh and here is some tape just in case he says no
i want a full report after...im making this a mission (uses a jutsu to get the tape to Naruto)
Naruto: *takes tape* hmm, if i do tHis, will i become a chunnin?
kakashi: Naruto if u can fu...erm...bag the Uchiha....i'll nominate that they make u Hokage
(So u cant make ur way to the top through sex *book'd*) Naruto: SWEET! Thanks KakasHi-sensei. Umm just one more question though, do u haff any condoms?
kakashi: of course i always carry a box or two
(uses the same jutsu to get send Naruto and entire box)
never know when i'd run into Iruka
as a ninja u always have to be prepared
Naruto: *takes box of condoms* oooh hope dey could fit. Thanks alot sensei, i won't let u down
Kakashi: I know u wont =)
Naruto: *sly grin* ooooooh sasuke *disappears in a puff of smoke*
A few weeks later
Kakashi: Naruto how was the mission?
Naruto: Hi Sensei! It was great, Sasuke and I haff been going at it for weeks!
Kakashi: Did you finish the report?
Naruto: yea...Sasuke was great! Oh wait I think he's waking up.
Three minutes later
Kakashi: Naruto?
Naruto: This is Sasuke now Kakashi. I know what you did.
Kakashi: What?
Naruto: The Idiot saves his messages and just so you know, your not getting that report.
Kakashi: It doesnt matter...I gave Naruto a webcam, it was on for when you came over yesterday.
Naruto: That's it..The internet is evil. Im destroying every computer and internet service in Konoha.
Kakashi: Sasuke dont you think your being unreasonable?
Naruto: No...oh and Word of advice I wouldnt sit so close to that computer if i was you.
Naruto: Kakashi sensei its Naruto again, Sasuke just went to the bathroom. No he's gonna trow water on the computer. No Sasuke NOOO!
Naruto: Its Sasuke again, I just want to tell you one thing before I make this machine explode. Your computer is next bitch!
Kakashi: What?
Naruto has gone offline....
Kakashi: Oh shit
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