I do not own the characters, just taking them out for a ride.

Rated T to M for language and sexual situations.

Summary: Memorial Day vacation for Olivia, Alex, Jane, and Maura. All meet up at a country club outside of NYC by accident and mischief ensues.

Ante Up

Olivia and Alex:

"So, do you have any big plans for the holiday weekend Liv?" Elliot Stabler asked his detective partner of five years.

"Yeah, actually I do. I know…I know; it was a complete shock to me to. Alex made reservations at some froofy place up north. She wants to spend the weekend together, just the two of us." Olivia responded with a huge smile gracing her plump mauve lips.

"Hmm, yeah I remember those 'couple' weekends when Kathy and I first started dating. I always had fun. I bet you will too." He winked.

"I hope so. I'm going shopping after work to get a few more quality outfits. I'm dipping into my savings to do so." Olivia leaned back in her chair, folding her arms up and behind her head. "I don't want to embarrass her ya know El." She gave a shoulder shrug then leaned forward and started on her paperwork that was piled up to her chin.

"You just be your charming self Liv, and I guarantee, you won't embarrass her. She loves you, even your unkempt side."

"So you say, so you say," she muttered in response. A cell phone ringing disturbed her thoughts of Alex and she recognized the ringer and quickly fished out the phone from her desk and answering with a loud, "Benson."

"Hello my dear, what are doing?"

"The rest of my paperwork. You?"

"I'm actually sitting in my office and thinking about you."

"Oh, and what about me would you be thinking, Counselor?"

"Just how nice you will look in a bathing suit tomorrow. Have you packed yet?"

"ERR, not yet. Hey Alex, I gotta go. Elliot's doing his wave thing at me." Olivia fibbed, sensing the conversation was about to take a downward turn.

"Okay then, I will see you later perhaps?"

"Definitely. Bye Al." Olivia flipped shut her phone and stared at Elliot, who stopped what he was doing mid conversation to stare at her oddly.

"What Elliot?" Olivia scowled out.

"You have Alexandra Cabot taking you away for the weekend and you're finding excuses to hang up on her. Not good Liv. Really not good." He dipped her head without waiting for her response and continued working on his own stack of paperwork.

"Shut up. You don't know what it's like to feel inadequate. I just…sometimes feel like we don't belong together, but then I gaze at her and…" She finished with a shrug and a frown.

"You're right I don't have a clue, but I do know you two are great together. I'm going to wish you luck this weekend and say please don't run from her Liv. Okay?"

Olivia got a goofy grin on her face and said in a soft voice, "okay."

Olivia finished all of her paperwork in record time. Alex picked her up from the squad room and the two women made their way to the mall to get Liv the 'proper' outfits. They entered the department store, walking to the women's section and Olivia stood still completely out of her element and lost. Alex tugged her hand over to the khaki shorts and polo shirts. Olivia stared at the stacks of colorful clothes not sure where to start.

Alex grabbed a few brightly colored polo's and three pairs of shorts and thrust them at Olivia then said softly, "here go try these on and if they fit, then we can go. I'll buy you beer and wings at the pub down the street as a reward." She got a big grin in response, knowing the detectives weakness for beer and wings.

"Okay only because I get wings though. Just so we're clear about that." Olivia grabbed the clothes, spun around then headed in the general direction of the fitting rooms to try on her really expensive shirts and shorts. She muttered as she walked, "Ridiculous. Absolutely, ridiculously whipped. Only Cabot can make me pay seventy fucking dollars for a stupid alligator shirt with a color. Bleh. You're so whipped." She reached the fitting rooms and slammed the door shut with a resounding thud.

Maura and Jane:

"Maura what the hell?" Jane exclaimed from across the squad room.

Maura turned to look at Jane, standing in the elevator doorway, and asked in a nonchalant tone, "What do you mean?" She giggled then said, "It's hot in here, but lacks the flames."

Jane rolled her eyes at Maura's comeback and walked over to stand beside her desk and stare down at Maura as she sat back in the desk chair. "Really Maur, that's your best response? No, don't answer that. What I meant to ask was why am I being notified of my approval for paid vacation this weekend? Doctor Isles, I did not request this weekend off."

Maura ducked her head and mumbled, "Um Jane, I…Well, I wanted you to be assured of a few days of rest so, uh, I kind of…requestedthedaysforyou."

"WHAT?"

Maura looked up into wide brown eyes and said, "I wanted to spend the time with you. And I made reservations." She paused for a few beats then continued, "We need to leave tomorrow morning at seven in the morning."

"Uh leave? For where?"

"New York," Maura mumbled then held her breath for the coming storm. Jane hated trips, especially when a plane ride was involved.

Jane huffed, then grabbed a chair to sit down. She met frightened green eyes and felt her heart melt at the sight. "Okay I guess we're going to New York. You have to help me pack though; otherwise, I'll end up in shorts and tank tops. Won't that embarrass you?"

Maura changed expressions as thoughts of Jane in her comfy clothes floated through her mind and her eyes glazed quickly with passion. When she failed to respond, Jane waved her hand emphatically in front of Maura's face and shouted, "hey Doc, you in there?"

With a quick shake of her head, Maura tumbled out of her fantasy and back to reality. "Yes Jane, I'm right here, no need to shout." She licked her lips and said, "So I help you pack, well then we need to go shopping for the right garments. We'll go after work today."

"Oh man…If you're taking ME shopping, then I need some beer and wings for supper as my reward."

"Of course you do, because shopping with me is SO horrendous. Now, hurry up and get your work done then we can go." Maura stood from her perch on Jane's chair and walked to the elevator to await her ride down to the morgue. As the elevator arrived, she turned, entered the elevator then watched Jane as the doors dinged shut. In the silence, she laughed aloud at the shock she caused her girlfriend when she demanded the need for shopping; Jane hates shopping.

Jane finished her paperwork in record time, visions of sauce covered wings floating through her head on the heels of her dressed as Maura's life size Barbie doll. She shuddered briefly then sat back to await her fate.

Later in the day, Jane found herself in a really large department store holding a pile of polo shirts and pressed shorts in a variety of colors. Maura placed her various finds in Jane's arms as they marched around the women's section, and the pile kept growing as they walked in a circle.

"Maura, this is fine. There's only two days to a weekend. Really this is plenty." Jane mumbled from behind woven cotton.

"Okay, if you say so. Go try them on." Maura made a shooing motion with her hand and went back to browsing through the summer dress section.

"Fucking unbelievable." Jane muttered as she walked. "This is ridiculous. Only Maura Isles can make me pay seventy dollars for a fucking polo shirt with a freaking alligator stitched on it." She entered the spacious dressing room, dismissed the attendant and slammed the door with a resounding thud.

A/N: Just a little rambling to distract me from my work. What will happen when both couples get to the resort?