Ooh, the things you get when I'm bored!
Disclaimer: The GW characters aren't mine and the Pikachu isn't either, but Starcrest, Kiu, and Blink are real authoresses and are my friends, and the ideas are ALL mine. Don't steal, or you'll be missing a few fingers and thumbs, making it hard to type and steal stuff.
Warning: A little of everyone bashing, a tiny bit of swearing, and some suggestive themes. There isn't hardly enough bashing here to flame me, so back off you morons!
Episode 1: The Madness that was the Hamtaro Ending Theme Song Begins!
Blink: I'm bored.
Starcrest: Me too.
Kiu:...
Starcrest: Hey, I took an IQ test a while ago.
Kiu: What did you get, -3?
Starcrest: (*eyes water up*)
Blink: Kiu is a meanie!
Kiu: I was kidding.
Starcrest: (*cries*)
Kiu:...
Blink: C'mon, JJ, smile!
Starcrest: (*twitches*)
Kiu: What was that all about?
Blink: It was an attempt at smiling.
Starcrest: (*twitches*)
Kiu: Smile, dammit!
Starcrest: (*twitches*)
Kiu:...
Blink: Hm, hm, hm (*musical note mark*)
Starcrest: If I can't smile, I'll do the next best thing... (*starts dancing*)
Kiu: ...
Blink: (*still humming quietly to herself*)
Starcrest: (*starts singing the Hamtaro theme song*)
(*Wufei comes in and dances too*)
Wufei: Lalalalala, Ooh la la la (*singing*)
(*Heero and Duo come in too, dressed in big neko pajamas. They begin singing and dancing too*)
Heero: Dancing. Dancing. (*trying to sing*)
(*Trowa and Quatre come in, dressed in big bunny pajamas and start dancing and singing too*)
Starcrest: Lalalalala, ooh lalala!
Boys: Lalalalala, ooh lalala!
Starcrest: Let's make a wish, ooh ooh, Make it come true, singing with us is all that you do!
Boys: Come on and do your very best, ooh ooh, get a hundred on your test,
All: All of your dreams will come true! Come on and...
Kiu: This is too stupid for me. (*tries to leave, but Trowa grabs her and forces her to dance like the rest of them*)
Trowa: Dance. Dance. Everybody. Dance. Now.
Blink: (*Watching with curiousity*)
(*Heero suddenly stops, and pulls a gun on a tree*)
Heero: (*singing very badly in monotone*) The refridgerator's dead.
Duo: That's not even a song!
Wufei: Augh! (*falls over, passed out*)
(*Heero kills the tree and pauses to brood a little*)
Kiu: Ha, ha, ha, Heero, you moron...
(*the music stops, and everyone stares in disbelief at Kiu*)
Kiu: uh.............
Heero: (*eyes water*) meanie! (*runs off*)
Duo: (*following Heero*) Hey, wait a minute Heero! She was just kidding!
(*Quatre and Trowa run to a vacant bedroom*)
Blink: I want some hot wings! Now!
Wufei: (*now un-passed out*) I need to hunt chickens first.
Starcrest: Chicken hunting!
Wufei: Let's hunt!
(*Starcrest and Wufei go out into the middle of the woods while Blink pours herself a glass of iced tea and watches Shrek*)
Wufei: Be vewwy vewwy kwy-et. Ah'm hunting wabbits. huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!
Starcrest: (*smacks Wufei's head*) No, chickens!
(*they prepare the chicken trap by finding a high tree and digging a hole next to it. They run off to build a fire. Meanwhile...*)
Kiu: So, anyways, they all started dancing and singing the Hamtaro song!
Bartender: Really now? And that's bad to you? I _like_ the Hamtaro song, for your information!
Random guy at the counter to her left: Yeah, me too!
Second Random guy at the counter to her right: Hey now, little lady, we don't want any trouble.
Other random guy at one of the tables: We don't take kindly to your types around these parts, now.
Random Panda Bear at another table: Rwwooll rwwooolll. (I'm a panda.)
Third Random guy at the counter three men down to the right of the second Random guy at the counter to her right: You bettah leave, if you know what's good fer ya!
Kiu: uh....
Second Panda bear sitting at another table with the First Panda bear at the other table sipping on a cup of tea: (*to the other panda*) Rwwol Rwwol rooooowlll roar! (I don't take kindly to your type around here!)
First Random Panda Bear at another table: rwwl? worrl rooowl rowl rwool... (What? I think you've had one too many to drink, Freddie.)
Second Panda bear sitting at another table with the First Panda bear at the other table sipping on a cup of tea: Rwwol! Rwwol moron rwol? rwwl rowl rowl rowl? (I'll tell you when I've had enough! What do you think I am, a moron? You think I'm incapable of keeping track of my own alcohol intake?)
Genie from the bottle: (*drunk, and trying to sing the song "Genie in a bottle" by Christina Agulaira*) I'm a genie in a bottle... rub me... right... right... way, uh huh uh huh...
Kiu: That's it, I'm out of here. (*leaves*)
(*in Heero's room, Heero and Duo are playing Role-play using Barbies to try to understand what Heero is upset about*)
Duo: Alright, Heero, you take the Relena Barbie doll and the Heero Ken doll, okay? I want you to do some role-playing and act out what is bothering you at the moment.
Heero: I like the dress Relena is wearing right now. Do you think it would look good on me too?
Duo: Honey, pink isn't your color. Can we get going now?
Heero: Sure. (*makes the Relena "walk" by making it hop around in little circles*) My name is Relena Peacecraft. And I stand for peace and the right to force monkeys to become my personal slaves.
doll Heero: I like to kill things.
doll Relena: I do not like it when people kill things.
doll Heero: I like to blow stuff up, mainly pretty princesses who don't deserve to rule the Earth.
doll Relena: (*to the Heero doll*) I do not like it when people blow stuff up, especially when they blow up pretty princesses like me who don't deserve to rule the Earth.
doll Heero: You wear a lot of pink and cheap perfume. You must be evil.
doll Relena: That's because I am. You see, all anyone ever sees is a powderpuff whiny brat who stalks cute boys halfway across the globe and makes long, boring speeches about peace, but in the truth, that's not how I am in real life.
doll Heero: What do you mean?
doll Relena: You see, I hate people. I wanted my brother to destroy Earth.
doll Heero: I still don't understand.
doll Relena: Alright, let me explain: OnedayIwaswalkingalongandIsawthiscutiepielittlefrogthingyandIpickeditupanditsaid"kissme"butIwouldn'tandIinsteadthrewitintothepondandittoldme"f-you"butIjustflippedthebirdatitinresponseand...(*three hours later*) and that's how I became princess of the Earth.
doll Heero: I see. It makes sense now. But you are still annoying. I want to kill you and blow stuff up.
doll Relena: You can't kill me.
doll Heero: Why not? (*pointing a tiny plastic gun at doll Relena*)
doll Relena: Because you're in love with me!
doll Heero: (*cringes and drops plastic gun*) Dammit! It all makes perfect sense now! But what about Duo?
doll Relena: It doesn't matter, my love. You must join the dark side now.
doll Heero: Never! I will never give in to your feminine wiles and cheap perfume in which I like very much! Never!
doll Relena: I bet that if I stand on a cliff and call your name, you'll join me in my quest to take over the earth and destroy green beans forever.
doll Heero: Twenty bucks says I won't!
doll Relena: Alright then. (*Heero makes believe that she has run off to the other side of the world and is standing on a cliff, which is actually a laundry basket turned upside down*) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
doll Heero: (*shaking*) must... refuse... rescuing... Relena... must.... refuse.... deliciously cheap... perfume.... and.... really... big.... earrings.... (*flies towards her*)
doll Relena: Oh, I just knew you'd come. Pay up, loser.
doll Heero: I don't have twenty bucks.
doll Relena: Alright then, to make it up, you have to protect me for the rest of your life, and dress up in a big neko outfit and cater to my every whim without question.
doll Heero: um.....okay.
doll Relena: Bwahahahahaha!
(*Heero drops the dolls and looks at Duo, who is confused*)
Heero: What is it? Not good enough role-playing?
Duo: Did any of that actually happen?
Heero: Yeah, actually, last Friday.
Duo: Oh. What was that all about with the whole "What about Duo" part?
Heero: A dream I had.
Duo: Let's do some more role playing then. Here, you keep the Heero doll (*takes the Relena Barbie doll and puts her away*) and take this Duo Barbie doll. (*takes out a ken doll that looks like himself*)
Heero: (*Drops the Heero doll on the Duo doll and makes naughty noises that make Duo blush*)
Duo: ... :)~~~~
(*It is now 9:00 at night, Pacific coast time: Blink has just finished watching Shrek for the thirteenth time, and is getting hungry. She goes out into the woods to find Starcrest (JJ-chan) and Wufei*)
Blink: Oh where, oh where can me little friend be? Oh where, oh where has she gone? With her brain so small and her height so tall, Oh where, oh where can she be?
(*Blink finds Starcrest and Wufei dancing naked around a campfire in a tribal manner, chanting some incomprehensible language*)
Blink: AH!!!!!!!!!!! I can see his nekkie whiteness! (*runs 30 miles away onto a hill*) I can still see his nekkie whiteness from here!
Starcrest: (*to Blink*) He's Almond!
Blink: JJ-chan, what are you doing?
Starcrest: We are summoning the Great Giant Pumpkin!
Wufei: (*stops chanting because a bright blue light appears over the now extinguished fire*) HEY!
Starcrest: He ish here at last!
Blink: -_-'''''''
(*Starcrest and Wufei bow down to the Almighty Great Giant Pumpkin, who will grant them wonderful luck in chicken hunting for tonight*)
Great Giant Pumpkin (GGP): Who hath summonedeth me frometh my longeth slumbereth?
Starcrest: It is I, you're loyal follower, Oh mighty Giant Pumpkin!
GGP: You again?
Linus from Peanuts: Hey! That's our Great Giant Pumpkin!
GGP: (*eats Linus*) Now, then, where were we?
Starcrest: (*now fully clothed*) You were just about to tell us what to bring you in exchange for your services.
GGP: Ah, yes, I require 666 tons of belly button lint from every person on Earth.
Starcrest: There isn't enough, and besides, I already built a castle with my belly button lint collection.
GGP: Oh. Very well then. I want a cherry pie.
Starcrest: (*hands over a pie*)
GGP: Wonderful. You have my blessings, child.
Starcrest: YAY!
GGP: And before you go, put some clothes on the boy, will you?
(*Starcrest clothes Wufei and walks off to find their pre-made trap. They sit on a tree branch and wait for a chicken to come by.*)
Blink: I like pies too.
GGP: Really. What is your favorite type of pie?
Blink: (*evil glint in her eye*) Pumpkin.
GGP: (*horrified*) T...that's just disgusting!
Blink: uh... [lv.10 morph: target GGP]
GGP: (*turns into a Great Giant Pie*) Oof!
Blink: XD
GGP: What's going on? My minions! Help me!
Blink: (*eats the Great Giant Pie*)
(*out of nowhere, mini GGP's attack Blink*)
(*meanwhile, in some dark, deserted alleyway, Kiu is lost in the big city of some dark city somewhere close to wherever everyone else is*)
Kiu: I'm wasted, man.
Random drunk homeless man wearing a car tire for a hat: Hey, ya wanna buy a hat? It's thunder rat resistant!
Kiu: Sure. (*buys hat for thirty cents*) Wow, this is nice. (*runs into a lost Pikachu*)
Pikachu: Pika pii pii?
Kiu: Pee pee? You have to potty? That isn't my problem, rat. You're grody. Leave me alone.
Pikachu: (*angry*) Pika! Pikachu! (*tries to thundershock Kiu, but to no avail, tires out from wasting energy*)
Kiu: Hmph. (*kicks Pikachu into a soccer field, where many little boys are playing soccer. Pikachu accidentally becomes the new ball*)
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Kiu: Eeheheheheheh. Serves you right for messing with me!
(*in Quatre and Trowa's bedroom, the two are playing a duet with the flute and violin. It is very beautiful. They end it nicely*)
Quatre: All that playing with you made me hungry. I feel like eating some ice cream.
Trowa: (*sadly*) But sugar makes you hyper...
Quatre: It won't hurt just to have 2 scoops every _once_ in a while! And besides, you get hyper too!
Trowa: Alright then... I trust you.
(*they make their way to the kitchen and fix themselves some bowls of ice cream...*)
(*In Heero's room...*)
Duo: (*panting heavily*) Heero, that was great!
Heero: (*panting just as hard*) I told you I was good at it. :3
Duo: My hat's off to you buddy, you really know how to hoola-hoop! n.n
Heero: Yeah. Well, are you thirsty? I'll get something for you if you want. :)
Duo: Thanks buddy, I'd really appreciate that! n.n
Heero: Root beer good? :)
Duo: It's fine, thanks. ^_^
(*Heero leaves the room and proceeds to the kitchen, where he finds a mini fort made out of blankets, pillows, and the kitchen table. He can hear the whispering voices of Quatre and Trowa underneath*)
Quatre: Good, God, man, it's Heero!
Trowa: What do we do? He'll destroy our headquarters with a single blow!
Quatre: Why don't we chase him away?
Trowa: Good idea. Let's throw candy at him.
(*Heero is bombarded with little hard candies, but does not even flinch*)
Heero: What's going on here? (* He moves towards the table with intentions of flipping it over and kicking Trowa and Quatre's butts, but the other two are wiser*)
Quatre: Abandon ship!!!! (*Both he and Trowa dive out from underneath the table on the side opposite Yuy*)
Trowa: He's destroyed our fort! (*points a golf club at Heero*)
Heero: (*notices that Quatre is wearing a big pink frilly tutu with big green combat boots and glitter in his hair, and that Trowa is wearing a red speedo, barely covered by the big yellow raincoat he's sporting, along with a Dallas Cowboys football helmet. Both are covered in war paint*) What the Hell?
Quatre: He's spotted us! Quickly, get on the big flying pterodactyl! (*they hop on imaginary horses or whatever and "gallop" off into the backyard*)
Heero: ._.'''' (*gets two sodas and returns to his room*)
(*in the forest*)
Starcrest: Here comes one! (*points to a chicken twelve feet from the pit, and quickly walking towards it*)
Chicken: Begah? (*hesitates and backs off from the pit, looking around suspiciously*)
Wufei: Do a chicken call...
Starcrest: (*makes a chicken noise to lure the chicken onto the camouflaged pit*)
Chicken: Cluck cluck cluck? Begah! (*runs onto pit, but its weight is not enough to make it cave in*)
Starcrest: Time to finish the job... (*shoves Wufei over the edge and watches him fall on the chicken, making the pit cave in and squishing the chicken*)
Chicken: Cluck cluck.. begah? Be-----(*splat*)
Wufei: Could you have made this hole any deeper?
Starcrest: 20 feet is a good depth!
Wufei: Arrgh...
(*Blink is fighting off as many mini GGP's as she can with Final Fantasy 7 magic*)
Blink: [Master lv. Knights of the Round table: target Mini GGP's]
[Mini GGP's received 999,999,999 points' damage each]
[Mini GGP's defeated]
[Blink receives 10,000 exp.]
[Blink receives 10,000 gil.]
[Blink receives the following items: 10 elixir, 100 pumpkin pies, 1 pie magnet, and 3 ugly monkey statues]
[Blink's level goes up from 58 to 63!]
(What's this? Blink is evolving!)
(*Blink evolves into Bijou-chan the French psychotic ham ham!*)
BCFPHH: Mwahahahaha!
TBC...
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*** Preview of the next episode: Relena's evil plan comes into play, and as you can guess, there's a laser behind it all
Dorothy: I don't get it. How does someone like you manage to get so many people on your side? You're annoying!
Relena: You see, my dear friend, I get people to hate me so much they finally like and respect me.
Dorothy: Why didn't I ever think of it?
Disclaimer: The GW characters aren't mine and the Pikachu isn't either, but Starcrest, Kiu, and Blink are real authoresses and are my friends, and the ideas are ALL mine. Don't steal, or you'll be missing a few fingers and thumbs, making it hard to type and steal stuff.
Warning: A little of everyone bashing, a tiny bit of swearing, and some suggestive themes. There isn't hardly enough bashing here to flame me, so back off you morons!
Episode 1: The Madness that was the Hamtaro Ending Theme Song Begins!
Blink: I'm bored.
Starcrest: Me too.
Kiu:...
Starcrest: Hey, I took an IQ test a while ago.
Kiu: What did you get, -3?
Starcrest: (*eyes water up*)
Blink: Kiu is a meanie!
Kiu: I was kidding.
Starcrest: (*cries*)
Kiu:...
Blink: C'mon, JJ, smile!
Starcrest: (*twitches*)
Kiu: What was that all about?
Blink: It was an attempt at smiling.
Starcrest: (*twitches*)
Kiu: Smile, dammit!
Starcrest: (*twitches*)
Kiu:...
Blink: Hm, hm, hm (*musical note mark*)
Starcrest: If I can't smile, I'll do the next best thing... (*starts dancing*)
Kiu: ...
Blink: (*still humming quietly to herself*)
Starcrest: (*starts singing the Hamtaro theme song*)
(*Wufei comes in and dances too*)
Wufei: Lalalalala, Ooh la la la (*singing*)
(*Heero and Duo come in too, dressed in big neko pajamas. They begin singing and dancing too*)
Heero: Dancing. Dancing. (*trying to sing*)
(*Trowa and Quatre come in, dressed in big bunny pajamas and start dancing and singing too*)
Starcrest: Lalalalala, ooh lalala!
Boys: Lalalalala, ooh lalala!
Starcrest: Let's make a wish, ooh ooh, Make it come true, singing with us is all that you do!
Boys: Come on and do your very best, ooh ooh, get a hundred on your test,
All: All of your dreams will come true! Come on and...
Kiu: This is too stupid for me. (*tries to leave, but Trowa grabs her and forces her to dance like the rest of them*)
Trowa: Dance. Dance. Everybody. Dance. Now.
Blink: (*Watching with curiousity*)
(*Heero suddenly stops, and pulls a gun on a tree*)
Heero: (*singing very badly in monotone*) The refridgerator's dead.
Duo: That's not even a song!
Wufei: Augh! (*falls over, passed out*)
(*Heero kills the tree and pauses to brood a little*)
Kiu: Ha, ha, ha, Heero, you moron...
(*the music stops, and everyone stares in disbelief at Kiu*)
Kiu: uh.............
Heero: (*eyes water*) meanie! (*runs off*)
Duo: (*following Heero*) Hey, wait a minute Heero! She was just kidding!
(*Quatre and Trowa run to a vacant bedroom*)
Blink: I want some hot wings! Now!
Wufei: (*now un-passed out*) I need to hunt chickens first.
Starcrest: Chicken hunting!
Wufei: Let's hunt!
(*Starcrest and Wufei go out into the middle of the woods while Blink pours herself a glass of iced tea and watches Shrek*)
Wufei: Be vewwy vewwy kwy-et. Ah'm hunting wabbits. huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!
Starcrest: (*smacks Wufei's head*) No, chickens!
(*they prepare the chicken trap by finding a high tree and digging a hole next to it. They run off to build a fire. Meanwhile...*)
Kiu: So, anyways, they all started dancing and singing the Hamtaro song!
Bartender: Really now? And that's bad to you? I _like_ the Hamtaro song, for your information!
Random guy at the counter to her left: Yeah, me too!
Second Random guy at the counter to her right: Hey now, little lady, we don't want any trouble.
Other random guy at one of the tables: We don't take kindly to your types around these parts, now.
Random Panda Bear at another table: Rwwooll rwwooolll. (I'm a panda.)
Third Random guy at the counter three men down to the right of the second Random guy at the counter to her right: You bettah leave, if you know what's good fer ya!
Kiu: uh....
Second Panda bear sitting at another table with the First Panda bear at the other table sipping on a cup of tea: (*to the other panda*) Rwwol Rwwol rooooowlll roar! (I don't take kindly to your type around here!)
First Random Panda Bear at another table: rwwl? worrl rooowl rowl rwool... (What? I think you've had one too many to drink, Freddie.)
Second Panda bear sitting at another table with the First Panda bear at the other table sipping on a cup of tea: Rwwol! Rwwol moron rwol? rwwl rowl rowl rowl? (I'll tell you when I've had enough! What do you think I am, a moron? You think I'm incapable of keeping track of my own alcohol intake?)
Genie from the bottle: (*drunk, and trying to sing the song "Genie in a bottle" by Christina Agulaira*) I'm a genie in a bottle... rub me... right... right... way, uh huh uh huh...
Kiu: That's it, I'm out of here. (*leaves*)
(*in Heero's room, Heero and Duo are playing Role-play using Barbies to try to understand what Heero is upset about*)
Duo: Alright, Heero, you take the Relena Barbie doll and the Heero Ken doll, okay? I want you to do some role-playing and act out what is bothering you at the moment.
Heero: I like the dress Relena is wearing right now. Do you think it would look good on me too?
Duo: Honey, pink isn't your color. Can we get going now?
Heero: Sure. (*makes the Relena "walk" by making it hop around in little circles*) My name is Relena Peacecraft. And I stand for peace and the right to force monkeys to become my personal slaves.
doll Heero: I like to kill things.
doll Relena: I do not like it when people kill things.
doll Heero: I like to blow stuff up, mainly pretty princesses who don't deserve to rule the Earth.
doll Relena: (*to the Heero doll*) I do not like it when people blow stuff up, especially when they blow up pretty princesses like me who don't deserve to rule the Earth.
doll Heero: You wear a lot of pink and cheap perfume. You must be evil.
doll Relena: That's because I am. You see, all anyone ever sees is a powderpuff whiny brat who stalks cute boys halfway across the globe and makes long, boring speeches about peace, but in the truth, that's not how I am in real life.
doll Heero: What do you mean?
doll Relena: You see, I hate people. I wanted my brother to destroy Earth.
doll Heero: I still don't understand.
doll Relena: Alright, let me explain: OnedayIwaswalkingalongandIsawthiscutiepielittlefrogthingyandIpickeditupanditsaid"kissme"butIwouldn'tandIinsteadthrewitintothepondandittoldme"f-you"butIjustflippedthebirdatitinresponseand...(*three hours later*) and that's how I became princess of the Earth.
doll Heero: I see. It makes sense now. But you are still annoying. I want to kill you and blow stuff up.
doll Relena: You can't kill me.
doll Heero: Why not? (*pointing a tiny plastic gun at doll Relena*)
doll Relena: Because you're in love with me!
doll Heero: (*cringes and drops plastic gun*) Dammit! It all makes perfect sense now! But what about Duo?
doll Relena: It doesn't matter, my love. You must join the dark side now.
doll Heero: Never! I will never give in to your feminine wiles and cheap perfume in which I like very much! Never!
doll Relena: I bet that if I stand on a cliff and call your name, you'll join me in my quest to take over the earth and destroy green beans forever.
doll Heero: Twenty bucks says I won't!
doll Relena: Alright then. (*Heero makes believe that she has run off to the other side of the world and is standing on a cliff, which is actually a laundry basket turned upside down*) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
doll Heero: (*shaking*) must... refuse... rescuing... Relena... must.... refuse.... deliciously cheap... perfume.... and.... really... big.... earrings.... (*flies towards her*)
doll Relena: Oh, I just knew you'd come. Pay up, loser.
doll Heero: I don't have twenty bucks.
doll Relena: Alright then, to make it up, you have to protect me for the rest of your life, and dress up in a big neko outfit and cater to my every whim without question.
doll Heero: um.....okay.
doll Relena: Bwahahahahaha!
(*Heero drops the dolls and looks at Duo, who is confused*)
Heero: What is it? Not good enough role-playing?
Duo: Did any of that actually happen?
Heero: Yeah, actually, last Friday.
Duo: Oh. What was that all about with the whole "What about Duo" part?
Heero: A dream I had.
Duo: Let's do some more role playing then. Here, you keep the Heero doll (*takes the Relena Barbie doll and puts her away*) and take this Duo Barbie doll. (*takes out a ken doll that looks like himself*)
Heero: (*Drops the Heero doll on the Duo doll and makes naughty noises that make Duo blush*)
Duo: ... :)~~~~
(*It is now 9:00 at night, Pacific coast time: Blink has just finished watching Shrek for the thirteenth time, and is getting hungry. She goes out into the woods to find Starcrest (JJ-chan) and Wufei*)
Blink: Oh where, oh where can me little friend be? Oh where, oh where has she gone? With her brain so small and her height so tall, Oh where, oh where can she be?
(*Blink finds Starcrest and Wufei dancing naked around a campfire in a tribal manner, chanting some incomprehensible language*)
Blink: AH!!!!!!!!!!! I can see his nekkie whiteness! (*runs 30 miles away onto a hill*) I can still see his nekkie whiteness from here!
Starcrest: (*to Blink*) He's Almond!
Blink: JJ-chan, what are you doing?
Starcrest: We are summoning the Great Giant Pumpkin!
Wufei: (*stops chanting because a bright blue light appears over the now extinguished fire*) HEY!
Starcrest: He ish here at last!
Blink: -_-'''''''
(*Starcrest and Wufei bow down to the Almighty Great Giant Pumpkin, who will grant them wonderful luck in chicken hunting for tonight*)
Great Giant Pumpkin (GGP): Who hath summonedeth me frometh my longeth slumbereth?
Starcrest: It is I, you're loyal follower, Oh mighty Giant Pumpkin!
GGP: You again?
Linus from Peanuts: Hey! That's our Great Giant Pumpkin!
GGP: (*eats Linus*) Now, then, where were we?
Starcrest: (*now fully clothed*) You were just about to tell us what to bring you in exchange for your services.
GGP: Ah, yes, I require 666 tons of belly button lint from every person on Earth.
Starcrest: There isn't enough, and besides, I already built a castle with my belly button lint collection.
GGP: Oh. Very well then. I want a cherry pie.
Starcrest: (*hands over a pie*)
GGP: Wonderful. You have my blessings, child.
Starcrest: YAY!
GGP: And before you go, put some clothes on the boy, will you?
(*Starcrest clothes Wufei and walks off to find their pre-made trap. They sit on a tree branch and wait for a chicken to come by.*)
Blink: I like pies too.
GGP: Really. What is your favorite type of pie?
Blink: (*evil glint in her eye*) Pumpkin.
GGP: (*horrified*) T...that's just disgusting!
Blink: uh... [lv.10 morph: target GGP]
GGP: (*turns into a Great Giant Pie*) Oof!
Blink: XD
GGP: What's going on? My minions! Help me!
Blink: (*eats the Great Giant Pie*)
(*out of nowhere, mini GGP's attack Blink*)
(*meanwhile, in some dark, deserted alleyway, Kiu is lost in the big city of some dark city somewhere close to wherever everyone else is*)
Kiu: I'm wasted, man.
Random drunk homeless man wearing a car tire for a hat: Hey, ya wanna buy a hat? It's thunder rat resistant!
Kiu: Sure. (*buys hat for thirty cents*) Wow, this is nice. (*runs into a lost Pikachu*)
Pikachu: Pika pii pii?
Kiu: Pee pee? You have to potty? That isn't my problem, rat. You're grody. Leave me alone.
Pikachu: (*angry*) Pika! Pikachu! (*tries to thundershock Kiu, but to no avail, tires out from wasting energy*)
Kiu: Hmph. (*kicks Pikachu into a soccer field, where many little boys are playing soccer. Pikachu accidentally becomes the new ball*)
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Kiu: Eeheheheheheh. Serves you right for messing with me!
(*in Quatre and Trowa's bedroom, the two are playing a duet with the flute and violin. It is very beautiful. They end it nicely*)
Quatre: All that playing with you made me hungry. I feel like eating some ice cream.
Trowa: (*sadly*) But sugar makes you hyper...
Quatre: It won't hurt just to have 2 scoops every _once_ in a while! And besides, you get hyper too!
Trowa: Alright then... I trust you.
(*they make their way to the kitchen and fix themselves some bowls of ice cream...*)
(*In Heero's room...*)
Duo: (*panting heavily*) Heero, that was great!
Heero: (*panting just as hard*) I told you I was good at it. :3
Duo: My hat's off to you buddy, you really know how to hoola-hoop! n.n
Heero: Yeah. Well, are you thirsty? I'll get something for you if you want. :)
Duo: Thanks buddy, I'd really appreciate that! n.n
Heero: Root beer good? :)
Duo: It's fine, thanks. ^_^
(*Heero leaves the room and proceeds to the kitchen, where he finds a mini fort made out of blankets, pillows, and the kitchen table. He can hear the whispering voices of Quatre and Trowa underneath*)
Quatre: Good, God, man, it's Heero!
Trowa: What do we do? He'll destroy our headquarters with a single blow!
Quatre: Why don't we chase him away?
Trowa: Good idea. Let's throw candy at him.
(*Heero is bombarded with little hard candies, but does not even flinch*)
Heero: What's going on here? (* He moves towards the table with intentions of flipping it over and kicking Trowa and Quatre's butts, but the other two are wiser*)
Quatre: Abandon ship!!!! (*Both he and Trowa dive out from underneath the table on the side opposite Yuy*)
Trowa: He's destroyed our fort! (*points a golf club at Heero*)
Heero: (*notices that Quatre is wearing a big pink frilly tutu with big green combat boots and glitter in his hair, and that Trowa is wearing a red speedo, barely covered by the big yellow raincoat he's sporting, along with a Dallas Cowboys football helmet. Both are covered in war paint*) What the Hell?
Quatre: He's spotted us! Quickly, get on the big flying pterodactyl! (*they hop on imaginary horses or whatever and "gallop" off into the backyard*)
Heero: ._.'''' (*gets two sodas and returns to his room*)
(*in the forest*)
Starcrest: Here comes one! (*points to a chicken twelve feet from the pit, and quickly walking towards it*)
Chicken: Begah? (*hesitates and backs off from the pit, looking around suspiciously*)
Wufei: Do a chicken call...
Starcrest: (*makes a chicken noise to lure the chicken onto the camouflaged pit*)
Chicken: Cluck cluck cluck? Begah! (*runs onto pit, but its weight is not enough to make it cave in*)
Starcrest: Time to finish the job... (*shoves Wufei over the edge and watches him fall on the chicken, making the pit cave in and squishing the chicken*)
Chicken: Cluck cluck.. begah? Be-----(*splat*)
Wufei: Could you have made this hole any deeper?
Starcrest: 20 feet is a good depth!
Wufei: Arrgh...
(*Blink is fighting off as many mini GGP's as she can with Final Fantasy 7 magic*)
Blink: [Master lv. Knights of the Round table: target Mini GGP's]
[Mini GGP's received 999,999,999 points' damage each]
[Mini GGP's defeated]
[Blink receives 10,000 exp.]
[Blink receives 10,000 gil.]
[Blink receives the following items: 10 elixir, 100 pumpkin pies, 1 pie magnet, and 3 ugly monkey statues]
[Blink's level goes up from 58 to 63!]
(What's this? Blink is evolving!)
(*Blink evolves into Bijou-chan the French psychotic ham ham!*)
BCFPHH: Mwahahahaha!
TBC...
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*** Preview of the next episode: Relena's evil plan comes into play, and as you can guess, there's a laser behind it all
Dorothy: I don't get it. How does someone like you manage to get so many people on your side? You're annoying!
Relena: You see, my dear friend, I get people to hate me so much they finally like and respect me.
Dorothy: Why didn't I ever think of it?