Author's note: Okay, this piece of insanity was made mostly by me, but with a little two cents thrown in my half my friends at summer camp. Credit goes to all who know who they are (Christina, katie, a little from Alania) Ah well, enjoy my first piece of insanity up here. Harry is obviously the speaker here, but isn't necessarily speaking to Voldie till after the first verse.

I Have Survived- song parody on "I will survive"

First I was afraid, My friends were petrified,
Kept wond'ring what I'd ever do if Hermione died,
But then I spent so many nights just thinking of the clues she gave,
Then I grew brave,
And taught Tom Riddle to behave

And now you're back, from who-knows-where,
But that ugly little basilisk can't kill me with it's stare,
I'm not scared of you and all your death eaters are lame,
And I can call you Voldemort not just he-who-must-not-be-named

Go on now run, from Dumbledore,
Just turn around now, you don't have power anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to kill me with a curse,
Well I'm still here, your luck took quite a turn for worse

I have not died,
I have survived,
Oh as long as I have Dumbledore I know I'll stay alive,
Now I'm gettin' in my groove,
I 've got a scar right here to prove,
I have survived,
I have survived...hey hey!

Now compared to you the Dursley's don't seem half as bad,
And I want revenge because you killed my mum and dad,
I should have never dropped my guard, I should have listened to Dobby,
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

But as you've learned, from Pettigrew,
I'm not that same poor little boy who's still afraid of you,
And if you come back now your life is sure to be a drag,
'cause I've got Gryffindors for friends and my patronus is a stag

I have not died,
I have survived,
And as long as I have Dumbledore I know I'll stay alive,
Now I know how to begin,
'cause I've got Quidditch cups to win,
I 'm still alive,
I have survived.....

I'm at hogwarts, catching the snitch,
My books bestsellers, and J.K. Rowling's getting rich,
And just to prove my life won't get the slightest bit bleaker,
I'm planning to go out with that hot Ravenclaw seeker

I have not died,
I have survived,
Oh as long as I have dumbledore I know I'll stay alive
and and long as I stay free,
Of that old womping willow tree,
I 'll stay alive,
I have survived,
HEY HEY!
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Disclaimer stuff: 'I will survive' belongs to the people who wrote it, Harry, hermione, Dobby, the Dursleys, Dumbledore and Tom Riddle/Voldemort are all J.K. Rowling's. Enjoy and PLEASE review!