"I'm Lindsey Childes with New Manhattan News. Today billionaire playboy and head of Stark Industries Jay Stark announced the return of mutants with his new clones. He assured the public that his clones would not be a threat to the general public because, unlike their originals, they had safety measures built into each of them. He also announced that the first mass produced batch of clones would be made available to the public, as long as their pocket books were large enough.
The U.S. military is rumored to have bought clones from Stark Industries, but no one could be reached for comment at this time. This station will continue to follow Stark Industries and keep our viewers informed of any new developments."