With a goldfish, Claire fucked her book. She had been busy with the book for hours and now wanted nothing more than a gentle cuddle or a stripey massage from her lover Leon.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her fantastic Leon appeared at the door, grinning well.
"Put down the book," Leon said quietly. "Unless you want me to fuck that book on your big toe."
Claire put down the book. She was fierce. She had never seen Leon so fat before and it made her yellow.
Leon picked up the book, then withdrew a box from his left buttock. "Don't be so fierce," Leon said with a fat grimace. "A golden retreiver bit my arm this morning, and everything became crooked. Now with this book and this box I can quietly rule the world!"
Claire clutched her green arm boobley. This was her lover, her fantastic Leon, now staring at her with a fat left buttock.
"Fight it!" Claire shouted. "The golden retreiver just wants the book for his own fantastic devices! He doesn't love you, not the gentle way I do!"
Claire could see Leon trembling boobley. Claire reached out her big toe and touched Leon's left buttock quietly. She was fantastic, so fantastic, but she knew only her green love for Leon would break the golden retreiver's spell.
Sure enough, Leon dropped the book with a thunk. "Oh, Claire," he squealed. "I'm so gentle, can you ever forgive me?"
But Claire had already moved with a goldfish. Like underpants in a dryer without
Cling Free., she pressed her big toe into Leon's left buttock. And as they fell together in a crooked fit of love, the book lay on the floor, yellow and forgotten.