This fanfiction is sort of based on the yandere simulater called "Mixed Ore" featuring everyone's favorite shotas!... Yes, I know what that means but I'm going to be using the fandom definition for it.

Anyways, what I mean by "sort of" is that not only will Len (yes, you're looking from Len's point of view) choose a drink, he will choose something to add to the drink, a.k.a. choose a type of dere.

The three shotas and their teas:

Oliver (Black tea)
Piko (White tea)
Lui (Oolong tea)

The four types of dere:

Yandere (Honey and sugar)
Tsundere (Lemon and sugar cubes)
Kuudere (Ice and milk)
Dandere (Ice and lavender oil)

Depending on if you want to see a certain shota be a certain dere then go ahead and tell me via review or PMing and I'll do my best to update it as the next chapter, it's either by that or I'll just pick some random match up.

You know the usual warning for BL stories: Don't like, don't read. Simple.


Len slowly opened his eyes. Not the best sleep he had in a while.

"Ugh, what happened?" Len groaned as he sat up in his bed.

By telling what was in his room, it seemed like there was a party for... er- someone since there was a plate of a slice of cake with the word "Welc" written with frosting on it. He picked a bit off with the plastic fork by the plate and ate it.

"... Eh." Len shrugged, not really finding the cake delicious nor gross.

But who was the welcome party for? He looked for more clues, but immediately noticed a note underneath the plate of cake. Len took the note from under the plate and looked at it.

"Congratulations on your fellow shota! \(o3o)/

-Rin"

"Rin...!" Len cringed in irritation. Man did he hate that cursed word.

He crumples up the piece of paper and throws it over to the garbage bin across from his bed, but misses.

Len sighs, not really caring, as he gets up to brush his teeth.


After getting ready, he was about to go down the stairs while yawning but then trips over something, face-plants into what was probably the welcome sign for the new vocaloid (which was hung surprisingly low) while falling therefore tearing the sign down with his face and goes tumbling down the stairs with the sign.

That's one way to wake up.

"O-W!" Len yells as he gets up with the sign wrapped around his body.

He then heard what he probably tripped over going down the stairs too and slowly coming to a stop when it reaches Len's feet.

An eggplant with stick legs.

...

"GA-KU-PO!" Len growls in irritation as he grabs the eggplant and chucks it against the wall.

Could this day get any worse?! Len tears the sign off of him, stands up, and stomps over to the kitchen.

Another note on the fridge that was hung with a banana magnet.

"Really?" Len sighs as he walks over and grabs the note.

"Sorry Len, we ran out of food due to the welcome party so the Vocaloids and I went ahead to the market to get more food and since you and the newbie were still asleep when everyone else was awake we went ahead without you and the newbie. You're basically stuck with him until we get back.

Make sure to take care of him.

-Luka

P.S. If you find an Gakupo's eggplant return it to Gakupo's room unharmed, he's already freaking out about it and we don't want him to freak out more about it."

"Oh..." Len sweated, not sure it the eggplant got hurt or not when he chucked it against the wall.

He turns to the table to see a cup of tea on the table.

Mizki probably made it for me... Len thought, seeing that a teapot with a pink hairpin design on it was near the yellow cup.

Well, he didn't have that much knowledge on tea, neither could he tell what type of tea it is by the color of it, but it wouldn't hurt to try.

Len picked up the cup and took a sip from it.