Alex's Journal
By Shadow the Wavemaster
Shadow: Heheheheh.
Mia: *Gives Shadow a glare*
Alex: *Grins*
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Dear Journal,
Today I got you from Mia. She said it should lower my homicidal tendencies by writing my feelings in this accursed thing.
Let's start off with today: I recently got over the fact that the Wise One ripped me a new ass. I still, however, have not gotten over the fact that Mia prefers Picard over me. That damn Picard...Well, now I've decided to call him Piers.
...
Piers just stopped by. He got angry when I called him Piers. In fact, he casted Deluge on me. Or more specifically, he casted Deluge on my house. Because of this, I'm currently trying to get my table off the roof. Damn Picard... Damn Picard and his healing! Damn it to hell!
...
Jenna stopped by and helped me get my table off the roof. She seems to look at me really funny sometimes and she sometimes says, 'You're my FAVORITE Mercury Adept.' Well, at least I have THAT over Picard. Felix said that if I ever touch his sister, he'll chop my hand off. That's a pretty farfetched claim. I can just blackmail him. But I don't understand what he's talking about...
Is he implying that Jenna's hitting on me?
Nah, couldn't be....
...
So, life in suburbian Vale is pretty damn dull. Isaac his forgiven me, and me and Felix are friends again, but both friends of the aforementioned parties have not, minus Jenna. And half the village still gives me wary stares... But even so, I still like to mess with them, within reason. Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll make a snowstorm engulf half the village and pin it on Picard and Mia.
Not they ever believe me....
No! Can't break down! Not over Mia! Damn it! Think happy thoughts....random destruction is fun....Saturos managed to kill her in the fight they had....There, much better.
Oh! Jenna's here again. She wants me to come to dinner at Isaac's house.
This can't turn out well.....
...
I don't know why I went. I just did to make Jenna happy....Jenna....
I'm sure Garet, being the idiot he is, went up to Felix, and said, "Dude, your sister's hot!"
Which would explain the punch and then the Pyroclasm.
Then, Jenna had to make Felix calm down, and then I tried to calm down Garet, but he decided to Heat Wave me into the lawn, so I countered with an Ice Missle, and somehow Sheba managed to make everyone believe that it was my fault that Dora's father's ashes got scattered. They were BURNING for chrissakes! And besides, it's just a dead person's charred remains! I mean, after the whole Silver Sword accident, I'd think my crediblility would've gone up! Now Garet's sister is giving me a lecture...
All I heard was 'Blah, blah, blah, you have to be a good friend to make friends, then you can join, blah, The Friendship Cult, I mean, lub, right, club, blah, blah, Now Garet wants to talk to you.' She's really damn annoying. And her friends think I'm cool, but only because I'm blue, and if I was green I would die, da boo dee da boo da.
They have a stupid Friendship Club, which is really the city's underground cult. They have control of half of Gondowan's herb supply. Ivan deals with them regularly.
He must need the narcotics variety. I would too, if I had to live with Sheba.
....
I managed to salvage some ancient technology from Lemuria. It's a round shiny disk that goes in a little player. The front of it says 'Hybrid Theory'. The machine that you put it in makes some relaxing noises (To me. To everyone else: Disgusting, hateful, disturbing.) when you press play. So ends another day of my so called life... oh wait, Jenna's here.... she's apologizing... How sweet of her. Maybe she's representing the dozens of assholes in this village. She said to put the book down and come over there.
....
Screw Mia! My heart's set on Jenna!
Besides, Picard probably did so anyways. Heheh.
Anyhow, she kissed me. And she didn't ask for money! And I'm pretty sure she wasn't drunk either! And even if she was, I'll take what I can get and run.
Fantasies just don't do her justice... Wait, was that out loud?....
Screw it. Nobody's gonna read this. And hey, Mia's right, I'm not particularly inclined to slaughter rodents tonight! Ah, happy day.
Right now I would cast douse and start singing 'Singin' in the Rain', but I'm already emotionally insecure, so why add sexual ones to it?
Damn, I need to stop that. Next thing you know, I'm gonna start to write about that time Felix and Menardi- No! Dammit, Felix is SO going to kill me if he ever reads this.
-Twink out,
Alex (Did I write 'Twink out'? Screw it.)
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Alex: *Grinning proudly*
Felix: *Gets out Machete* Hand chopping time, buddy!
Alex: She kissed ME! *Runs*
Jenna: *Sighs and gets out her Diary* My turn next.
Shadow: R&R before Felix catches Alex!
Felix: *Throws Machete*
Alex: *Ducks*
By Shadow the Wavemaster
Shadow: Heheheheh.
Mia: *Gives Shadow a glare*
Alex: *Grins*
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Dear Journal,
Today I got you from Mia. She said it should lower my homicidal tendencies by writing my feelings in this accursed thing.
Let's start off with today: I recently got over the fact that the Wise One ripped me a new ass. I still, however, have not gotten over the fact that Mia prefers Picard over me. That damn Picard...Well, now I've decided to call him Piers.
...
Piers just stopped by. He got angry when I called him Piers. In fact, he casted Deluge on me. Or more specifically, he casted Deluge on my house. Because of this, I'm currently trying to get my table off the roof. Damn Picard... Damn Picard and his healing! Damn it to hell!
...
Jenna stopped by and helped me get my table off the roof. She seems to look at me really funny sometimes and she sometimes says, 'You're my FAVORITE Mercury Adept.' Well, at least I have THAT over Picard. Felix said that if I ever touch his sister, he'll chop my hand off. That's a pretty farfetched claim. I can just blackmail him. But I don't understand what he's talking about...
Is he implying that Jenna's hitting on me?
Nah, couldn't be....
...
So, life in suburbian Vale is pretty damn dull. Isaac his forgiven me, and me and Felix are friends again, but both friends of the aforementioned parties have not, minus Jenna. And half the village still gives me wary stares... But even so, I still like to mess with them, within reason. Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll make a snowstorm engulf half the village and pin it on Picard and Mia.
Not they ever believe me....
No! Can't break down! Not over Mia! Damn it! Think happy thoughts....random destruction is fun....Saturos managed to kill her in the fight they had....There, much better.
Oh! Jenna's here again. She wants me to come to dinner at Isaac's house.
This can't turn out well.....
...
I don't know why I went. I just did to make Jenna happy....Jenna....
I'm sure Garet, being the idiot he is, went up to Felix, and said, "Dude, your sister's hot!"
Which would explain the punch and then the Pyroclasm.
Then, Jenna had to make Felix calm down, and then I tried to calm down Garet, but he decided to Heat Wave me into the lawn, so I countered with an Ice Missle, and somehow Sheba managed to make everyone believe that it was my fault that Dora's father's ashes got scattered. They were BURNING for chrissakes! And besides, it's just a dead person's charred remains! I mean, after the whole Silver Sword accident, I'd think my crediblility would've gone up! Now Garet's sister is giving me a lecture...
All I heard was 'Blah, blah, blah, you have to be a good friend to make friends, then you can join, blah, The Friendship Cult, I mean, lub, right, club, blah, blah, Now Garet wants to talk to you.' She's really damn annoying. And her friends think I'm cool, but only because I'm blue, and if I was green I would die, da boo dee da boo da.
They have a stupid Friendship Club, which is really the city's underground cult. They have control of half of Gondowan's herb supply. Ivan deals with them regularly.
He must need the narcotics variety. I would too, if I had to live with Sheba.
....
I managed to salvage some ancient technology from Lemuria. It's a round shiny disk that goes in a little player. The front of it says 'Hybrid Theory'. The machine that you put it in makes some relaxing noises (To me. To everyone else: Disgusting, hateful, disturbing.) when you press play. So ends another day of my so called life... oh wait, Jenna's here.... she's apologizing... How sweet of her. Maybe she's representing the dozens of assholes in this village. She said to put the book down and come over there.
....
Screw Mia! My heart's set on Jenna!
Besides, Picard probably did so anyways. Heheh.
Anyhow, she kissed me. And she didn't ask for money! And I'm pretty sure she wasn't drunk either! And even if she was, I'll take what I can get and run.
Fantasies just don't do her justice... Wait, was that out loud?....
Screw it. Nobody's gonna read this. And hey, Mia's right, I'm not particularly inclined to slaughter rodents tonight! Ah, happy day.
Right now I would cast douse and start singing 'Singin' in the Rain', but I'm already emotionally insecure, so why add sexual ones to it?
Damn, I need to stop that. Next thing you know, I'm gonna start to write about that time Felix and Menardi- No! Dammit, Felix is SO going to kill me if he ever reads this.
-Twink out,
Alex (Did I write 'Twink out'? Screw it.)
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Alex: *Grinning proudly*
Felix: *Gets out Machete* Hand chopping time, buddy!
Alex: She kissed ME! *Runs*
Jenna: *Sighs and gets out her Diary* My turn next.
Shadow: R&R before Felix catches Alex!
Felix: *Throws Machete*
Alex: *Ducks*