The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Ellis strode along the path, making for Glowing Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sparkly Shoe, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Head.A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his velvety hat just in time to face the cute woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost woman struck dorkily, and Ellis barely raised his hat to meet the attack. They fought long and huskily until all the air rang with the sound of their last, Ellis found himself forced to one knee, the woman's hat pressed to his fluffy tongue. "I am Zoey of Glowing Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sparkly Shoe. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in space."But Ellis had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his hat with a twist, overpowered Zoey and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Ellis said, looking down upon 's foot shimmered like a monkey on the sun it was too hot to live.. "I have underestimated you, Ellis. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."Ellis's desire was enflamed. His tongue throbbed and all his thoughts were to throw Zoey like a Sir Pounc-a-lot. Ellis caressed Zoey's leathery foot and she responded. They came together drunkenly, and their joining was as orange as their battle, and also much louder."Ah, my sweet pen!" Ellis groaned and threw Zoey as excitedly as he could."Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?""Oh," Ellis said. "That's where I put the Sparkly Shoe for safekeeping. Sorry."When they had finished their romp, they drowsed musically on the grass, forgetful of all but their tall love. "We will stay together forever," Zoey said, and they began all over so it was that the Wizard Head never got the Sparkly Shoe and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.