It was suppose to be one of those lazy Saturdays. Sure it was homecoming, but everyone knew that meant nothing in the world of Smash. Just a week of people coming back to fight. Pit, currently 5-0 at Brawl University's strict fight to remain courses, was attempting to sleep after the party that was thrown.
"Alright. Looks like it's time for me to wake-" Pit muttered.
"[b]MY HAAAAAAAAAAT![/b]" A scream that belonged to only one person.
"Oh crap!" Pit shouted flying out of bed, grabbing his bow, and throwing the door open.
For homecoming, many of the fighters left to be with their families. Pit was one of three people still on his floor. There was also the infamous Diddy Kong, and he had started going for people's hats, Pit's crown included. The third was…
"LUFFY CALM DOWN!" Pit shouted in vain.
Luffy had already flew past Pit, as Pit heard Diddy Kong taunting from the stairs.
"Oh crap!" Pit shouted and flew forward and chased after the two of them.
Luffy was already gathering ground on Diddy as the stairs turned into the hallway. Pit was back twenty yards also running now. The wings were causing him to slow down.
"Oh screw it! WINGS OF ICARUS!" Pit's wings turned blue as he flew as fast as Luffy was running.
Diddy then busted out his Jetpack and flew out over the campus.
"DAMMNIT!" Luffy shouted throwing his hand out and onto the top of the library as Pit grabbed onto the back of Luffy's shirt.
"Luffy you're not going to be able to catch him at this rate!" Pit shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Luffy shouted at Pit.
Diddy Kong was flying ahead laughing. (For the sake of this, Diddy is wearing a translator box.)
[i]'Haha! That rubber idiot can't keep up with me. My barrel jet packs have given me an advantage. Only that winged homo can keep up with me now, and he's gone now.[/i] Diddy thought.
"GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL!" Luffy shouted throwing his fist into Diddy's face.
"What the fu-" Diddy Kong was cut off by a series of blades meeting him in the face.
One blade cut the fuel line as Pit was right next to Diddy Kong as the explosion sent both of them flying out over the sea.
Luffy, standing at the end of the prior looking around found a tall tower. He ran towards it, when Samus grabbed him.
"Whoa there Rubber boy. What did you think you're doing? You know full well you can't swim," Samus said holding tightly to Luffy's shirt.
"SHUT UP! I have to go after them!" Luffy shouted.
"Trust the angel. He's got it," Samus said.
[i]Meanwhile over the sea…[/i]
Diddy and Pit were trading blows over the open water. Pit dodged a couple and spun around, giving Diddy a Reverse Aerial attack. Diddy Kong stuck Pit with a sticky bomb that he had on Pit's back just before it connected, the two continue to fly off, Diddy Kong still had the hat on as he flew off to the left. Pit flew off to the left.
[i]Meanwhile, twenty miles away from this fight….[/i]
Two ships were traveling side by side, about twenty five yards apart from each other. One was pulled by two giant sea serpents, the other was sailing along.
On the one with a sail was looking over the sea, a man was look through a strange set of binoculars. For a while, he had been told to look and see if he saw a port. But suddenly he got sidetracked. He was looking at two small figures that seemed to be fighting in the air. When the explosion happened, that's when he said something.
"Uh guys, there's something fighting over the water and one of them is flying right at us!" the man said.
"Huh? What are you talking about? Today is too SUPA a day to have anything bad happen!" another said from the deck of the ship and doing a pose.
Two seconds after the pose was done, a certain winged warrior flew at about 300 mph into the man. The man dropped to the ground like a rock as the angel bounced off the floor and hit the side of the cabin hard enough to leave an indent in the side. The man who was taking off the floor turned, holding his head.
"What the hell was that?" the man said turning.
Suddenly everyone was up on the deck, some armed and pointing weapons. Some starring at the poor victim of the flight. Pit was slow in getting up, holding his head and back while his bow laid on the ground.
"Okay, when did I hit a steel wall?" Pit asked shaking his head trying to clear it. Everything still a blur to him.
The crew seemed to ease up. Pit attempted again to shake his head clear.
"Sorry about barging in on this. You won't believe me if I told you I was chasing a monkey over the open water with a jet-pack while attempting to get a friend of mine's hat back," Pit attempted to bow as he still fought to regain his senses.
He could see shapes. About eight people, all different sizes. It looked to be two girls standing next to each other one giant guy with a big round head was walking towards him.
"Excuse me miss, but are you alright?" the guy said.
A flair of rage shot through Pit as he lashed out, grabbed the man by the front of his shirt flying up, and head-butted the man in the head.
"I AM A GUY! STOP F***ING CALLING ME A GIRL YOU BASTARD!" Pit shouted slamming his head into the guy's head as hard as he could.
"EEEEEHHHHHHH! BROOK!" a small child's voice could be heard.
Pit closed his eyes and shook his head, finally regaining his senses as he could see he was standing on grass and turned to see the brown wall of the cabin.
"Okay, I owe Donkey Kong an apology. He was right," Pit said turning around.
At the moment he saw everyone as they looked in reality, his eyes nearly jumped out of his head.
The two girls that he thought he saw where indeed girls. Both looked as though they were models. One with short orange hair and one with long black hair. Similar dressing style except the long haired girl had a cowboy hat on. There was a green haired guy with three swords wearing a green waist wrap, a blonde guy with his left eye covered by his hair. There was a guy wearing a weird pair of goggles and had a giant nose, a little animal with antlers and a blue nose, a guy with blue hair spiked up hair and in a speedo, and a skeleton with an afro and a lump on his head.
Pit continued to look around, finally seeing a flag with something that made his blood run cold. The flag was wearing a hat that looked familiar.
"Uh… I know this sounds weird. But do you know a rubber guy that goes by the name of Monkey D. Luffy?" Pit asked turning around.
The entire crew looked at the young captain and just went "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?"
The force of the shout was so great that it actually forced the angel to slide back about a yard.
"You, you, know Luffy?!" the guy with the long nose said.
"Angel-San, please tell us how you know our captain," the girl asked.
Pit walked over and picked up his bow. He then turned to the people that he literally crashed on and sighed.
"We're on the same floor at the fight school…about-" Pit looked up at the sky and back towards the way he came from, "21.354 miles South-East-East from here."
"Amazing!" The orange haired girl said walking over, "How did you know?"
"Oh, that's simple. Salterious's house is up there on the left," Pit said pointing up to a cloud.
Everyone else looked up at the sky, but all they saw was blue sky and clouds. They all sweatdropped.
"Oi, I think this guy hit his head a little too hard," the blond haired guy said.
Suddenly a small snail started shaking. The guy with blue hair picked up the thing.
"Hello?"
"Yes hello there Franky. I know this sounds weird, but is there a homosexually dressed girly angel brat on your ship?" A voice asked.
In the blink of an eye Pit had the snail in his hand.
"DIDDY KONG YOU SON OF A CHIMPANIZE! I SWEAR I WILL YOUR GUNS SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS THAT YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP PEANUTS EVERY TIME THAT YOU'RE HIT!" Pit shouted.
Apparently the voice was silent. Then it returned, "The monkey that you call Diddy Kong said to try it."
"Where and when," Pit said.
"My ship. Twenty minutes," the voice said.
"Where is it?" Pit asked.
"Twenty yards away from the boat that you are currently on angel," The voice said.
Without a moment's hesitation he turned to the top of the ship and climbed up to the top in hardly a moment. His Wings of Icarus making sure he got the height.
"AWESOME! HE CAN FLY!" Pit heard two of the people scream.
"What's the big deal? All angels fly," Pit said to himself looking at the other ship.
After adjusting for wind resistance and movement, and a lot of other physics calculations, Pit jumped into the air and started to nosedive glide over.
[i]Meanwhile on the other ship…[/i]
[i]I am the single luckiest male creature in the world!!!![/i]Diddy Kong thought as he danced around on the deck with the crew of the other ship.
After Pit had caused the monkey to go flying, Diddy Kong found himself sitting on a ship filled with nothing but women. It was a dream to him.
Then they started shooting at him with arrows traveling as fast as a shot from a Ray Gun. Diddy dodged a few, and started dancing with his new hat that he stole from Luffy. When he told his tale, one of the taller girls with green hair walked over to some strange snail and started talking. Pit's voice raged over the ship like rain from a thunderstorm.
When the communication ended, the girl looked at Diddy, "This doesn't sound like an Angel."
"It's an…archangel?" Diddy Kong said.
"Makes sense. Say where did you get that hat?" One of the girls asked.
"Uh I found it lying on the street," Diddy said.
"LIAR!" A voice raged from off the boat.
Diddy Kong's body went ridded for a second as he slowly turned to see Pit's fist connecting with his face. The two rolled for a moment causing a bunch of dust to fly up until Pit was standing on the monkey's throat, hat in one hand, Diddy's guns in another.
"I told you what I was going to do. Now, as Ike says, 'Prepare yourself' Diddy Kong," Pit said.
Diddy was screaming in terror, but Pit's body never moved. He felt a presence as he slowly turned to see a woman that rivaled Samus's own personality. Everyone on the ship went crazy except for Pit who had already dropped Diddy's guns and put the hat in hammerspace.
"Oh, so angels do exist. Tell me, are you here to make sure that our monkey friend get's home safe?" The woman asked.
In the blink of an eye, a ray of light went right next to her head. Everyone on the ship stared until another followed that missed by inches, this time the body. Every turned to see Pit pulling back on his bow with a third shot charging.
"What the hell are you doing here Goddess of Darkness, Medusa? I killed you already." The angel's eyes were fierce, ready to kill.
[b]Author's note[/b]Alright, a bit darker. Yes, this is a spin-off of God's Play Warriors Fight, just doing this as a way to cover a week.
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