Chappie 1
Doctor: "Now, you all need to understand each other better...."
Hiei: "I don't need you to tell me what I need or don't need!"
Kayko: "you guys.. Give it a chance.."
The entire gang and Kayko are sitting in a psychiatrist's office. Kayko believes that they are having trouble communicating. She got them all here by taking something of theirs. For hiei it was his sword. Kurama: mother, and was saying that she was gonna make her sit through a whole SEASON of BARNEY!! Kuwabara: well she claimed that she had Yukina and was going to make her watch Barney too. They got SO mad that they brought Yusuke with them. Kayko had a talk with the doctor then left.
Kurama: "I have no problems."
Yusuke: "you only think that fox boy!"
Kuwabara: " *rocking back and forth* Yukina I will come to thee and save you from the giant green and purple dinosaur that we call Barney!!!"
Hiei:" shut it you oaf!"
Kuwabara: " Oh you wanna start something short stuff? Trying to take my girl..." *stands up*
Doc:"now gentlemen, sit down! I have an idea.."
Hiei:" *ignoring the doctor* I am not trying to take Yukina! *draws sword -apparently he swiped it from kayko-* I just don't want you to bother her!"
Kurama:" Hiei wait till we leave then they cant arrest you..."
Yusuke:" I cant believe that you guy brought me...."
Kuwabara:" Quite Uramishi. Out of all of us you are the basket case"
Yusuke:" no that would be you miss kuwabara.."
They were all standing, all ready to rip each other throats out, or at least go home.
Doc:" Now SIT DOWN NOW! AND YOUNG MAN IN THE BLACK PLEASE ALLOW HIM TO GET DOWN FROM THE DESK! AND SIR ON THE DESK PLEASE DON'T JUMP ON TO THE YOUNG MAN IN THE GREEN! AND SIR WITH THE FLOWER YOU WILL PICK UP THESE POODLES- OH I MEAN PUDDLES- I MEANT PETALS !!!!!!!!!" They all sat
Kuwabara:" well the magical dwarf stated it *points to Hiei*"
Doc:" No I don't want any of that... Now here is what I suggest... *opens bag -eyes are closed and pulls out a baseball bat*
Kuwabara:" ok we will behave"
Doc:" hun? Oh! oops, * pulls 6 bottles of pills out puts bat back* take two of these ever MORNING, ALL of you."
Yusuke:" um... maybe you should get some help, there's only four of us"
Doc:" no... one is for miss kayko and the other is for the gentleman with the red hair's mother, just two episodes of that show can screw anyone up in the head..."
Kurama:" *stands and takes his and his mothers bottles* thanks...I guess"
Doc: "now don't be shy come and take a bottles, they are all the same stuff now that should be it. The first visit is free, and this should be you only one."
Hiei:" now can we go?"
Doc:" yes..."
Kuwabara:" good lets get out of here"
And with that they left bob's mental help. Hey it was the only thing kayko could afford....
What did ya think? The next chapter will be funnier. I promise. Yu yu hakusho does Not belong to me. Now all that belongs to me is the doc. at least so far..
Doctor: "Now, you all need to understand each other better...."
Hiei: "I don't need you to tell me what I need or don't need!"
Kayko: "you guys.. Give it a chance.."
The entire gang and Kayko are sitting in a psychiatrist's office. Kayko believes that they are having trouble communicating. She got them all here by taking something of theirs. For hiei it was his sword. Kurama: mother, and was saying that she was gonna make her sit through a whole SEASON of BARNEY!! Kuwabara: well she claimed that she had Yukina and was going to make her watch Barney too. They got SO mad that they brought Yusuke with them. Kayko had a talk with the doctor then left.
Kurama: "I have no problems."
Yusuke: "you only think that fox boy!"
Kuwabara: " *rocking back and forth* Yukina I will come to thee and save you from the giant green and purple dinosaur that we call Barney!!!"
Hiei:" shut it you oaf!"
Kuwabara: " Oh you wanna start something short stuff? Trying to take my girl..." *stands up*
Doc:"now gentlemen, sit down! I have an idea.."
Hiei:" *ignoring the doctor* I am not trying to take Yukina! *draws sword -apparently he swiped it from kayko-* I just don't want you to bother her!"
Kurama:" Hiei wait till we leave then they cant arrest you..."
Yusuke:" I cant believe that you guy brought me...."
Kuwabara:" Quite Uramishi. Out of all of us you are the basket case"
Yusuke:" no that would be you miss kuwabara.."
They were all standing, all ready to rip each other throats out, or at least go home.
Doc:" Now SIT DOWN NOW! AND YOUNG MAN IN THE BLACK PLEASE ALLOW HIM TO GET DOWN FROM THE DESK! AND SIR ON THE DESK PLEASE DON'T JUMP ON TO THE YOUNG MAN IN THE GREEN! AND SIR WITH THE FLOWER YOU WILL PICK UP THESE POODLES- OH I MEAN PUDDLES- I MEANT PETALS !!!!!!!!!" They all sat
Kuwabara:" well the magical dwarf stated it *points to Hiei*"
Doc:" No I don't want any of that... Now here is what I suggest... *opens bag -eyes are closed and pulls out a baseball bat*
Kuwabara:" ok we will behave"
Doc:" hun? Oh! oops, * pulls 6 bottles of pills out puts bat back* take two of these ever MORNING, ALL of you."
Yusuke:" um... maybe you should get some help, there's only four of us"
Doc:" no... one is for miss kayko and the other is for the gentleman with the red hair's mother, just two episodes of that show can screw anyone up in the head..."
Kurama:" *stands and takes his and his mothers bottles* thanks...I guess"
Doc: "now don't be shy come and take a bottles, they are all the same stuff now that should be it. The first visit is free, and this should be you only one."
Hiei:" now can we go?"
Doc:" yes..."
Kuwabara:" good lets get out of here"
And with that they left bob's mental help. Hey it was the only thing kayko could afford....
What did ya think? The next chapter will be funnier. I promise. Yu yu hakusho does Not belong to me. Now all that belongs to me is the doc. at least so far..