Written for comment_fic on livejournal
Prompt was Edward and Sylar, "I sparkle, what can you do?"
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"I sparkle, what can you do?"
"This," Sylar said with a smirk as he sliced off the top of Edward's skull.
Sylar was momentarily confused that the man didn't drop dead and instead just stood there looking outraged. He understood better when a brain-topped Edward started yelling at him.
"My hair! You bastard! Nobody messes with my hair!"
Immediately Sylar recalled his past encounters with Angelus and Spike and Mick and that guy in a cape who lived near that nice couple - Ernie and Bert, was it?
And Sylar rolled his eyes and bitched, "Geez, what is it about vampires and their hair?"