Borglets: Diaries of Voyager's Born-Again Children
By Steve
Mezoti's Log copyright © 2003 Steve Gilks. All rights reserved.
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Voyager and all related articles. I own the stories I put the crew of Voyager in. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made.
Authors' Note: Since this is a totally new concept for me I need your feedback. Please review, whether you like, hate, or are not sure about this piece!
Episode 1: Ex-Collective (Mezoti)
Mezoti's Log
Daily Log, Mezoti of Nine. Today we were unassimilated from the collective. Woo-hoo! No more doing stupid Borg chores. And no more having to hang around with those pedantic twins or that stuck up Icheb any more.
So far I have assimilated approximately two point one four three nine four percent of Voyager (my quarters on Deck 6, since I have decided not to stay in Cargo Bay 2 with all those traitors). Plus that'll teach Seven for giving me the clothes of some girl's imaginary friend. I have decorated my quarters with various hair care and fashion products, and have also installed industrial and food replicators, as well as having stolen fifty percent of the ship's supply of coffee for my consumption. I also went to Engineering and asked B'Elanna, with my sweetest charming little girl smile on, for a sensor blocking device, which I activated around the coffee pile. She agreed, in return for the command codes for Seven's shutdown system, which I gave her happily. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship…
Oh and I ran into this girl with odd ridges down her forehead. She was with that moving upholstery the crew owns; they affectionately refer to it as Neelix. For some reason, she was not sitting on it, but skipping beside it. Hmmm… Nevertheless, I will be endeavouring to improve my relationship with her. She is quite attractive, you know… However, in order to get to her first, I will need a cunning plan to disable the twins, both of whom clearly lust after her.
I have assimilated 47 different varieties of pizza today also, resulting in a cheese overload in my digestive system. To correct this, I introduced the bacteria Porthosullus cheesegobbullus into my stomach using some of Seven's nanoprobes which I found in the Doctor's quarters. I am uncertain as to why they were there. Perhaps the Doctor and Seven are having a secret relationship, of which the crew are unaware.
When I walked onto the bridge I sensed some tension immediately. Those tension sensors I bought from the Borg Upgrades Department are very accurate, and I detected a massive intertensular bond between the Captain and Chakotay. They clearly desire each other. However, I am not a J/Cer, and therefore will try and set up someone else with the Captain, like perhaps Ensign Kim. That would be an interesting experiment and would also give everyone a good laugh.
Now this log is encrypted and cannot be read by anyone but me (last edited 54747.4 by user Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One: Right, sucker). So no one except the computer will know about my plans.
Note to self: remember to pay the computer the weekly bribe, and that I still owe the computer that cash for the Level 10 security code.
Note to self: remember that Chakotay's cash store is on Deck 9, Section 12, and that getting there requires the use of my built in Borg shields.
Right, I'm off to find Naomi. See you later.
~Mezoti Of Nine~
By Steve
Mezoti's Log copyright © 2003 Steve Gilks. All rights reserved.
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Voyager and all related articles. I own the stories I put the crew of Voyager in. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made.
Authors' Note: Since this is a totally new concept for me I need your feedback. Please review, whether you like, hate, or are not sure about this piece!
Episode 1: Ex-Collective (Mezoti)
Mezoti's Log
Daily Log, Mezoti of Nine. Today we were unassimilated from the collective. Woo-hoo! No more doing stupid Borg chores. And no more having to hang around with those pedantic twins or that stuck up Icheb any more.
So far I have assimilated approximately two point one four three nine four percent of Voyager (my quarters on Deck 6, since I have decided not to stay in Cargo Bay 2 with all those traitors). Plus that'll teach Seven for giving me the clothes of some girl's imaginary friend. I have decorated my quarters with various hair care and fashion products, and have also installed industrial and food replicators, as well as having stolen fifty percent of the ship's supply of coffee for my consumption. I also went to Engineering and asked B'Elanna, with my sweetest charming little girl smile on, for a sensor blocking device, which I activated around the coffee pile. She agreed, in return for the command codes for Seven's shutdown system, which I gave her happily. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship…
Oh and I ran into this girl with odd ridges down her forehead. She was with that moving upholstery the crew owns; they affectionately refer to it as Neelix. For some reason, she was not sitting on it, but skipping beside it. Hmmm… Nevertheless, I will be endeavouring to improve my relationship with her. She is quite attractive, you know… However, in order to get to her first, I will need a cunning plan to disable the twins, both of whom clearly lust after her.
I have assimilated 47 different varieties of pizza today also, resulting in a cheese overload in my digestive system. To correct this, I introduced the bacteria Porthosullus cheesegobbullus into my stomach using some of Seven's nanoprobes which I found in the Doctor's quarters. I am uncertain as to why they were there. Perhaps the Doctor and Seven are having a secret relationship, of which the crew are unaware.
When I walked onto the bridge I sensed some tension immediately. Those tension sensors I bought from the Borg Upgrades Department are very accurate, and I detected a massive intertensular bond between the Captain and Chakotay. They clearly desire each other. However, I am not a J/Cer, and therefore will try and set up someone else with the Captain, like perhaps Ensign Kim. That would be an interesting experiment and would also give everyone a good laugh.
Now this log is encrypted and cannot be read by anyone but me (last edited 54747.4 by user Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One: Right, sucker). So no one except the computer will know about my plans.
Note to self: remember to pay the computer the weekly bribe, and that I still owe the computer that cash for the Level 10 security code.
Note to self: remember that Chakotay's cash store is on Deck 9, Section 12, and that getting there requires the use of my built in Borg shields.
Right, I'm off to find Naomi. See you later.
~Mezoti Of Nine~