31 Sure Ways To Annoy Neji
1. Take all his brushes and combs
2. Die his hair white
3. Say "Hi, may I help you old man?"
4. If he asks you why you dyed it say "Because now your eyes and hair finally match!"
5. Switch his clothes to girls, paint his fingernails while he's sleeping and when he comes out, say "Hello sexy"
6. Hug him, stick a red thong on his back along with a sighn say "I'm a manwhore"
7. Push him into Sasuke so it looks like their hugging and take picture and give it all to Sasuke's fangirls
8. Switch his food with Akamaru's
9. Shout to the world that he likes Rock Lee
10. Start singing "Maneater" while pointing at him
11. Go to the middle of the village and scream out that Neji is third rate to Sasuke
12. On his birthday give him a cat woman suite and say "Yep, that's your new birthday suite"
13. Cut his hair and tell him that's what it should look like
14. Tell Hinata that he likes her
15. Tell him he should work at a haunted house since he looks so scary
16. Go to him and say "Neener neener neeeeeeeennnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr"
17. Run around him while asking "Can you see me now? How about now?"
18. Make him look like Hinata
19. Tell Naruto that he has a ton of free ramen
20. Tell Naruto that Neji threw out his ramen
21. Throw rocks at Neji's blindspot
22. Stick buuble gum in his hair
23. Stick bunny ears on him
24. Add a tail
25. Tell Lee that Neji likes him
26. Tell Gai and Kakashi
27. Go up to him and say "Your wedding with Lee is tommorow and your frilly dress is done"
28. Tell Gaara that Neji is marrying Lee
29. Make an announcement to the whole village about their "wedding"
30. Tell Hinata that Neji likes Naruto
31. Tell Hinata that Neji ate Naruto