Ehem, proudly back and sassier than ever is Draco Malfoy!

Draco: That makes me sound feminine!

Me: Ugh! Is there a time when you don't complain?

Draco: Of course not but I can get away with it since I'm...hold it, I'm recieving transmission!

Me: It's from me you moron!

Draco: Oh yes, anyway, this little fic that is entirely made out of my family and I is for limegreenrocks, also known as Mad, Mataker and Madling!

Me: I don't turn you into a sap so you'll do your job now you forgot something!

Draco: Jeez girl! Okay Ten Toes does not own any variation whatsoever of Saint Potter, the Wizarding World or the fabulous, fantastic, ever intelligent and all around

Me: *Cuts in* Egostitical Draco Malfoy! Enjoy the story!


'Little Scorpius Malfoy aged five whimpered.

"Do you really have to go Daddy?"

Draco Malfoy sighed and crouched down onto his knees so he could look at his son at the proper height and look into his eyes.

"Look Scor, I promise I'll be back in three days' time, Mummy will take care of you, won't she?

Astoria Malfoy nee' Greengrass hugged her son tightly to herself.

"Of course I'll look after you Scorpius, I love you and you're my son."

Scorpius chewed his lips thoughtfully for a five year old.

"But if you're gone who'll stop me from crying when the thu-thun-thud…"

"Thunderstorms!"

"Thunderstormies come, Daddy?"

"I'm sure you're mummy will make the thunderstorms go away Scor! And I promise I'll be back to chase the thunderstorms away soon I pinky swear okay?"

Scorpius looked at his Daddy with hope.

"Really, you pinky swears really Daddy? You will come home soon?"

Draco laughed.

"Of course I will Scor; it's just a short business trip! I'll come back soon!"

Scorpius was insistent.

"Daddy you have to pinky swear! That is only reason I can know if you will do it!

Draco looked at Astoria, she looked back at him with a look that could only be described as "do it or you're dead meat!"

"Alright kiddo, pinkies swear I'll come back soon!"

Scorpius was finally satisfied, but he still didn't want his Daddy to leave.

He ran over to Draco and hugged Draco's legs.

"I love you Daddy! I'll be waiting in the Manor on my bed when you come back!"

Draco smiled.

"Of course, now go to breakfast, I have a plane to catch and you have school to go to!"

Scorpius saluted.

"Yes Daddy!"


Draco: My son's a wimp for being scared of thunderstorms!

Scorpius: I was five Dad!

Me: Give the boy a break Draco, or I'll write you next being scared of something and running to Lucius!

Draco: FINE! Give it your best shot, you're on!

Me: Oh this is war! Review guys, I need ammo, ideas and inspiration for my blow against Draco!