so this is my first fanfic and flames are welcome, though im hoping i dont get too many. i no it seems kinda short but i have a LOT more if people like it, if its successful than the chapters will get significantly longer unless i get writers bloc which i probably wont since i have almost the entire story planned out in my head

Disclaimer: i do not own Maximum Ride, alas James Patterson does and i dont wanna get sued, so here. you. go. James. *struggles to hand over rights*

James: come on tears, you can do it

Me: no i cant!

Fang: ill give you a cookie

Me: . ok fine here you go James *hands over rights* yay cookie! ok R&R peeps

Claimer: i do own this plot, it isnt much of a plot yet but there will be and there will also be some characters of my own creation and i would appreciate it if no one stole it or took it with out asking me first, and if this has been done b4 or it sounds too much like someone elses tell me and ill try to change it because im not a plaugurizer (i dont no how to spell that lol)

It was a beautiful August day in Arizona, and I am living it up, taking full advantage of my carefree, leaderless day, inside watching TV, note the sarcasm. Why? Because I had just gotten back from saving the world from a bunch of crazy mad scientists eager for world domination; but that wasn't the reason I was inside though. The reason I was inside watching TV, instead of outside testing how fast I could fly, was because during that whole "saving the world" escapade, which happened to be in fricking Antarctica and I'm not going into all the details, I happened to pick up a virus, which gave me the flu. So as I lie here I am extremely bored, while the Flock and Ella are outside doing x-number of things less boring than staying inside watching Oprah.

Eventually, I can't take it; I chuck the remote at the TV and yell as loud as I can with a sore throat,

"I don't care if you found a cure for pancreatic cancer! If you're so smart why don't you find a cure for the common cold!" (A/N. ok i dont watch Oprah, so i dont no what she talks about, if thats completely wrong, tell me and ill fix it) of course I instantly regret doing this because two things, one: I can't get up and get the remote so I can change the channel; and two: my throat now hurts even more than it did before.

"I thought you had the flu." I don't even need to turn around to know that its Fang, who else, really?

"Shut up, Fang, sick person really doesn't care right now."

"I see, well I thought sick person was bored out of her mind so I came inside to at least cure her of her boredom, but I can see that she's having much more fun watching Oprah."

"Wow, you know, I think that's the longest sentence I've ever heard you say."

"I try."

"Well, in case you're blind like Iggy, I will inform you that, no, I am not having any fun at all watching Oprah."

"So does this mean you're willing to accept my treatment?"

"You have a cure for the flu?" I questioned hopefully.

"No, but I have a semi-affective treatment for you're incessant boredom."

"Semi-affective or ineffective, I'll take it."

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So we spent the rest of the afternoon playing board games, 20 questions, Guess Who, and an all-family game of team Monopoly; of which Fang, Total, and I totally dominated, with hotels on every monopoly and almost all the money in the bank.

After the game of Monopoly, the younger kids and Iggy went up to bed. My mom ordered me to be quarantined in the living room and Fang wasn't tired yet and was still not done with his semi-affective treatment for my boredom. We stayed in the living room doing a puzzle of some historic place in some European country.

Fang turned the radio on and while we were doing the puzzle we also tried to get accustomed to pop culture, yes I know, we might as well have been living under a rock while we were saving the world.

Love it? hate it? flames welcome, will be more i jus wanna see if people like it enough that i can post the other stuff i have, yes i kept some from you, but i didnt wann post it all up there only to have it torched out by flames, speaking of flames i bet this is gonna burn in hell lol, trust me it gets waaaay better.

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