Anakin Skywalker, self-proclaimed speed demon of the Jedi temple, was fearful for his life. He was in the passenger seat of one of the Jedi speeders, flying at an unbelievingly fast pace through the sky of Coruscant. Anakin turned to the driver and hesitantly said, " Master Yoda, do think that maybe we should slow down?" The ancient Jedi master turned to Anakin. " With all haste, return to temple we must." With that the small green master jerked the control wheel, causing the speeder to do a barrel roll into another lane of traffic. Anakin looked back at his mentor Obi-wan in the back seat, and was horrified to see that his esteemed master was the exact shade of green most humans turn before vomiting. Anakin leaned over to Yoda and said in a quietly, " Master, Obi-wan is about to blow chunks all over the back seat, can we please, please slow down?" Yoda responded by maneuvering the vehicle in a way that Ani was sure defied physics, before sending the speeder into a sharp nosedive. As Anakin sat there, griping the sides of the speeder with his life flashing in front of his eyes, a horrible thought occurred, oh my force I've never kissed a girl! And as if the sprits of the netherworld heard him and to found this thought horrific, Yoda pulled up and landed the speeder in front of the Jedi temple. The small master hopped out of the speeder and took off running at an unnatural speed through the entrance. Obi-wan got out of the speeder and took a step dizzyingly before sitting on the ground. " That is the last time I go driving with Yoda on Sloppy Joe day."