Authors note: Hello! i should inform you that this fanfiction is written by both me and my friend Maddy, so if there are some parts where it seems like the story is arguing with itself it's because we couldn't agree with what we were writing. Oh, and I should warn you it is very random at the begininng but it eventually levels out.

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters from the show, I also don't own the Lions and Tigers and Bears song, the Teddy Bears Picnic song Pixi Stix or V6 and thier songs!

InuYasha episode something-Part 1

Everybody walking in a forest. InuYasha and company link arms and march. They begin to sing: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my! Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!" Shippo woke up "Yawn, what a weird dream! Hey Kagome, where are we?" asks Shippo. "At the moment, were in the middle of a forest" replies Kagome. "But Kagome, don't you know?" said Shippo, evidently afraid. "If you go out in the woods today, you're sure for a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic!" "Aww cute," says Kagome looking down to Shippo, "Where did you learn that Shippo?" she asks. "Ahh, did I sing that out loud? Opps" replies Shippo. "Yeah it was cute!" exclaimed InuYasha. "Let's all sing it!" "Shippo wake up!" said Kagome "you dozed off again, why are you so tired?" "There were bats flying everywhere last night and I couldn't sleep" answers Shippo. "Yeah, we were just going to sing the Teddy Bear's Picnic." Said InuYasha. "Maybe we should sing something else." Said Miroku. "Ooh!" exclaimed Kagome "Change the world!" "Hmm, the characters singing their own theme tune?" asked Sango "Well, truthfully I'm just a big V6 fan." Said Kagome, blushing. "Hey, who are you a fan of? Who are these people?" asks InuYasha angrily, clenching his fists. "Oh, and my favorite person in V6 is Junichi Okada!" says Kagome. InuYasha looks over "Who's this Junichi? Where is he?" he says looking around angrily. "He's back in my era. Don't you dare go after him!" InuYasha's already running.

In Kagome's era, InuYasha run over to V6. "I'll tear you to shreds with my claws" shouts InuYasha. "And I'll run away screaming!" replies Junichi "Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!" Junichi runs away screaming to the rest of V6. They relies that InuYasha is a demon and then... "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" scream V6. But that 'Ahh!' is really them singing, and the singing is what destroys him in the end. What especially gets InuYasha is the two highest singers. "Gah! Why, how do they sing so high?!?" he cries, falling to his knees with his hands over his ears. "It's just not NORMAL!!"

Then Shippo wakes up, he's lying next to Kagome. Everybody is sleeping. "Woah, what a weird series of dreams" says Shippo to himself "Last time I eat Pixi Stix before I go to sleep!" A bat swoops, "Ahh, bats!" shouts Shippo "Or are they..." he gasps "Wasps?? Oh no! InuYasha! Naraku's wasps are here!" InuYasha jumps out of his sleep and looks up ay them. They begin to buzz away. "What should we do?" asks Shippo, scared. InuYasha looks around. Everyone's still sleeping sweetly. "Stay here. Look after the others. I have to go." InuYasha runs after the bugs, leaving a stunned Shippo behind. "Umm...How am I supposed to protect everybody when I'm stuck under Kagome's arm?" says Shippo, he tries to wiggle his way free unsuccessfully. "This will not end well" says Shippo to himself, Kagome starts to snore. "Ah, never mind" he says and falls asleep as well. As soon as Shippo too starts too snore a rustling is heard in the trees. Naraku's bugs buzz through the bushes followed by InuYasha. The Bugs fly into the sky, InuYasha jumps over everybody and follows the bugs.

Audience: "Well that was odd..."

InuYasha runs through the trees, the wasps always just out of reach. "That smell..." InuYasha says, almost stopping out of amazement "It's Naraku's scent! He's finally shown himself! I'll get you!" Skips to Rin, Jaken and Ah and Uhn. Rin is curled up next to Ah and Uhn and Jaken is on it's back. They are all fast asleep. Meanwhile Sesshoumaru is...somewhere. "Naraku's bugs" says Sesshoumaru, looking up at them. The bugs are flying around in the sky. InuYasha comes into view, following a swarm of bugs. "Gah!" yells InuYasha "Is it just me, or can you smell varnish around here? Hold on-Sesshoumaru! What are you doing here?" "I am following Naraku's scent, as I presume you are, InuYasha! That varnish is really Naraku's scent in case you forgot." Said Sesshoumaru. "Right, now I remember" says InuYasha "Why are you trying to find Naraku anyway?" "Feh, not your business, now is it," answers Sesshoumaru "Hmm?" All the bugs gather together and race off. InuYasha and Sesshoumaru glare at each other before they chase after the bugs.

Back to Shippo and the others. Still sleeping, yet now they're in a net, tied to a tree (How did they not wake up?) Kirara wakes up "Grr?" She transforms, but the net doesn't brake. Everybody is thrown to the middle of the net. They all wake up. "Oww, what happened? Why are we in a net?" says Kagome frantically looking around "I don't know?" says Miroku. "Where's InuYasha?" asked Kagome, still looking around frantically. "He ran after Naraku's wasps, they were here just before." Said Shippo. He gasps "Ah! He told me to take care of everyone! I failed because I fell asleep!" he starts to whimper. "You don't think that Naraku's wasps and this net have anything in common do you?" asks Sango. "I think it's likely." Answers Miroku. Kagome and Shippo start screaming. "Ssh!!" say Sango and Miroku. Everyone goes silent and listens-a sly laugh can be heard.

Back to InuYasha and Sesshoumaru chasing the bugs. "Where the hell are these bugs going?!" asks InuYasha. Sesshoumaru doesn't reply. He stops and InuYasha continues running after the bugs. Sesshoumaru walks off in a different direction. Not long after InuYasha and the bugs pass the same spot again and InuYasha stops. "Hang on a minute, I was here before. The bugs are just going in circles!" says InuYasha "Oh no! The others must be in trouble, the bugs were just to distract me and get me away!" InuYasha runs back to the camp. Sesshoumaru is walking through dense forest "Naraku's scent ends here" he says, "his castle must be close by"

Back to Kagome and everybody else, still stuck in the net. "Okay we're screwed" says Kagome trying to untangle herself from Kirara "InuYasha is going to kill me!" says Shippo, afraid "He told me to look after you!" "That's only if were not killed by something else first" says Miroku looking through the trees, Shippo starts to cry. "Miroku! You made Shippo cry" said Kagome angrily; she pulls Shippo over to her. Sango glances over and sees Naraku leaning on a tree "Uh, guys?" says Sango. Kagome and Miroku stop talking. "Well, took you long enough" says Naraku "I've being standing here for quite a while now"

Skips back to Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru senses something and runs off towards where Rin, Jaken and Ah and Uhn are. He gets there, but there is no one there. Sesshoumaru's eyes narrow.

Back to everybody stuck in the net (Kagome, Shippo ect.) "Naraku!" cries Miroku. "Yes. Long time no see." He replies, a small smile on his face. "I believe you have something I want." "You're not getting them!" yelled Sango. "Watch me" he replies. Kirara starts to bite the net. The rest of them see her and star to rip at it as well. Naraku starts to laugh. "It's no use, you know," he says "That net you're stuck in has been magically spelled to withstand everything not done by myself. And if you could get out, where exactly would you go? It would only be shortening your life. I will be taking your shards, and then I will be taking your life, and there is nothing you can do to stop it." Kirara turns small again. Everyone is silent. "I think we're in a bit of trouble." Says Miroku. "InuYasha..." thinks Kagome.

Skips to Rin, Jaken and Ah and Uhn stuck in another net (somewhere). "Master Jaken, why are we stuck in a net?" asks Rin "And where is Lord Sesshoumaru gone?" "I know I can burn the net" says Jaken, as he grabs his staff. "Are you sure that's a good ide..." started Rin, but it's late "Staff of two heads!" shouts Jaken. Ah and Uhn quickly shields Rin as fire bursts from the staff. "Well that didn't work!" says Rin peeking from behind Ah and Uhn. Jaken looks half cooked. "But it could have, that's the point." Whispers Jaken, still steaming. "What do we do now?" he asks, "Well it looks like we're stuck here, so we'll just have to wait until Lord Sesshoumaru comes back to save us." Says Rin, almost happily. A group of people laugh in the shadows and Rin, Jaken and Ah and Uhn yelp. "Who's there?" asks Jaken. Kagura, Kanna and Kohaku step out and surround the net. "Kohaku!" says Rin softly, but Kohaku doesn't react.

Skips back to the others. Naraku walks up to the net. "Hand them over." He says. "FOX FIRE!" cries Shippo. The little flame hits the net and rebounds back to Shippo, knocking him out. Everyone but Naraku gasps. "Shippo!" yells Kagome, picking him up. "Now, unless you want anyone else to get hurt I suggest you hand the shards over right now." says Naraku. Kagome looks confused. "Don't give them to him, Kagome!" yells Sango and Miroku. "What choice do we have?" asks Kagome softly, tears building in her eyes. "There's no hope." She begins to fetch the shards. "There's me!" says InuYasha. "Naraku!" "InuYasha." Says Naraku. "How nice to meet you again. Prepare to die."

Skips back to Jaken, Rin ect. "Oh no" says Rin. "Hmm" says Kagura "I don't know why Naraku sent all of us just to get rid of a kid, an imp and a dragon" "I am not an Imp!" shouts Jaken, from the net. Kagura laughs "Dance of the Blades!" she shouts, sending her attack straight for the net. Ah and Uhn push Jaken and Rin behind him just before the attack hits. Dust flies up everywhere. Kagura smiles "Well that was. WHAT!" she shouts. As the dust clears, she sees that the net had broken and Ah and Uhn had escaped with only a few scratches. Kagura's confidence comes back "Ha, if first you don't succeed, then try and try again!" she says, as she sends another attack at them. But before the attack was even half way towards them, Sesshoumaru appears. He knocks it away "This just got interesting" says Kagura.

Skips back to InuYasha and the others. InuYasha launches an attack. Naraku stops it with his hand. "Huh?" says InuYasha. "You'll find that while I was away I have become more powerful than before. I suggest that you quit now and I'll promise I'll give you as unpainful a death as possible." "Never! I won't let you win!" yells InuYasha. He pulls out Tetseiga. "WIND SCAR!" Naraku created a shield which made it disappear. "My turn." He said. Naraku sends a power blast straight at InuYasha. InuYasha jumps out of the way, but the blast swerves back around and hits him. InuYasha is thrown across the clearing, and he drops Tetseiga. "InuYasha!" screams Kagome. "He's dropped Tetseiga!" yells Miroku. InuYasha is still on the ground, on all fours. Naraku walks over to InuYasha. "Good-bye, InuYasha." Says Naraku, and sends another power blast. InuYasha zooms out of the way. He laughs. He sends the blast at InuYasha and it hits him. InuYasha hits the ground and doesn't get up. "InuYasha!" shouts Kagome. Naraku laughs, but quickly stops. "What?! His sent has changed!" says Naraku confused. InuYasha jumps up and growls. "Oh no! He's transformed again!" shouts Miroku from the net. "Transformed?" asks Naraku. To be continued... "NNOOOOOO!!!!" shouts the audience.

How was it? I hope it wasn't too bad! Please Review so I can get better! Oh, and -grabs InuYasha's robe of the fire rat- I'm prepared for flames if there are any!