"Go on man! Do it! Do it!"

"Fine,"

Alfred stood in the middle of the floor, and began to recite the pledge.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag,"

"Ve! My flag's better!" Feliciano interjected.

"of the United States of America."

"What kind of name is, America? Prussia sounds so much awesomer!" Gilbert added.

"Awesomer isn't a word," Ludwig pointed out.

"Yes it is West!"

"and to the republic, for which it stands,"

"Monarchy's are so much more productive. I still don't see you left..." Arthur said, adding another interruption into the conversation.

"One nation, under God."

"Only one God? Why?" asked Heracles, who was awake for once.

"Because there is only One!"

Alfred continued his pledge.

"Indivisible."

"Let me at him. Zhen we can see if he is 'indivisible', da?" Ivan boasted.

"With liberty,"

Francis laughed to himself.

"What?"

"I gave you that..."

Everyone shuttered.

"It's a freakin' statue!"

The blond calmed himself.

"and justice,"

"and justice! After all the wars you've caused! And I had to stand there..." Matthew walked off softly ranting.

"For all!" Alfred finished.

"Gah! You made Mattie go all Manada! Now, as the hero I am, I have to go calm him down!"

"The awesome Prussia will help you!" Gilbert exclaimed.

"okay, Mattie!"

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I did that because I was bored. Sorry to offend anyone. Personally, I cracked up when I was writing this! And I'm American, so I can bash myself! Lol! Please Review, and tell me what you thought! Thanks for reading! -LightIsThekey14