Title: Cameron And The Plotbunnies
Author: Slashydutchie
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Could be seen as House/Chase and Plotbunnies/Cameron, I suppose ;)
Summary: Inspired by Nuerin, plotbunny crazy-ness for Cameron!
Disclaimer: Nobody owns the plotbunnies… and I don't own House.
A/N: This is actually a series that started on LJ, but I'm just going to post it in chapters here. I have it finished up to part nine, plus one honorary part and will probably post weekly or once every two weeks here. Everything will be in here, chaptered, except part 4 which has a higher rating than the others and will still be posted here, but seperately filed as "M". Enjoy!
"I'm not going to do it, you know…" Cameron glanced around to check that no-one would see before aiming a kick at the figment of her imagination. The bunny, in turn, dodged it and sank its teeth into her ankle. "OUCH!" An intern sent her a funny look, but scurried off after receiving a glare of death nobody would ever think Allison capable of. To relieve the pain, the bunny hit her in the shins with its cane. Yes, its cane.
You see, while not many people knew it – except for the ones who read her 'SlashTheCane' blog – Cameron was a writer. Not the novel-type, of course. More the 'two or three pages of which at least one pure slashy smut or fluff' kind. The plotbunny she was currently trying to shake off at every step she took, was House-bunny. It had a cane. It also had the suggestion of stubble, blue eyes and if she ever got the chance to check its belly it probably also had some politically incorrect print there. The worst part had yet to come… it wasn't alone.
Just last night she'd had to indulge Foreman-bunny and Wilson-bunny before having to shake off Cuddy-bunny. Needless to say, she hadn't got much sleep. Cameron's only piece of comfort was the knowledge that Chase and House would be in pretty much the same state. Foreman had managed to bail out of this one and Cameron got sent home because she kept having some sort of violent leg-spasm (She HAD finished 'The Phantom of the Hospital', starring House-In-A-Mask and Wilson-In-A-Dress, just to make Wilson-bunny let go, but she hadn't done it without a fight. Hence the spasms), but Chase and House had pulled an all-nighter on their latest case.
It was only the satisfaction of knowing that they might feel even a little of the misery she was currently in that made her walk quite calmly into the ladies room before savagely trying and eventually succeeding to get rid of the bunny hanging onto her ankle. She also succeeded in making Lisa Cuddy – Yes, nature even called her from time to time – seriously doubt her sanity as she opened the door. She didn't know it, but at that point the House-bunny chose her as its new target. This left Lisa jotting Cameron's crazy behaviour up to some new experiment of the man who had something-on-the-line-between-genius-and-insane as his default state of being and going off in search of another toilet with an imaginary bunny hanging from her butt.
Cameron didn't really take notice and made sure she looked slightly presentable before looking for her colleagues. She found them. House was sitting there, in the comfy chair, asleep. Chase was also asleep, sitting mostly on the floor. His head however, was in House' lap.
The world froze for a second, then all that was heard was Cameron's frightened and outraged scream as two rabid bunnies (one with a cane, one with great hair) attacked.