How to make fun of Galbatorix….the best way!
1. Call him a "Spoiled palace brat"
2. Say that he NEVER does anything himself and ALWAYS makes Durza do it
3. Call him "Galby" ALL the time
4. Remind him that he's the only rider without fangirls
5. Remind him that he's EVEN OLDER than the ancient storyteller "Brom"
6. Say that he lost his dragon egg to a "Tree hugger"
7. Try to eat the last dragon egg and when he asks why….claim you thought it was a giant jelly bean
8. Claim that he doesn't provide Durza with enough chapstick(especially in the last battle in the movie)
9. Remind him that the reason he has a small army is because he kills them himself whenever he gets anger surges…
10. Remind him that his dragon rider "opponents" are waaaay hotter than him
11. Tell him that he really needs to get a "real" interior decorator
12. When he replies say that Urgals DO NOT count
13. Remind him that he is the only rider who fan fiction writers NEVER give a girl
14. When he starts crying at the cruel comment, mimic his dorky evil laugh
15. Tell him that he is too sensitive
16. Remind him that it never hurt anybody to take a walk outside their palace every hundred years or so
17. Sneak into his room and read his love poems about The elf Queen
18. Show the poems to Durza and the Ra'zac
19. Continue to say that Galby is "getting soft"
20. Laugh and run away waiting for disaster to happen