How to annoy Murtagh:

1. Tell him repeatedly that his hot scar is sooo "Harry Potter"

2. Tell his brother about his superman footie pajama's that he HAS to wear every night….or else he gets nightmares

3. Replace all his dark black clothes with bright neon yellow clothes that have smiley faces on them

4. Tell him that his father is a clone of "Darth Vader"

5. Lock him in a room with a group of Eragon fangirls and claim he is a horrible brother to Eragon

6. Tell the elves that Murtagh called them "Tree huggers" and "Pointy-Eared Hippies"

7. Tell king King Ahjihad that Murtagh is courting Nasuada and let the "Father-in-law" talk begin……for the next eight hours

8. Tell Nasuada that Murtagh ditched her for the dwarf princess "Blondie"

9. Everytime he smiles scream, " You're Dreamy!"

10. Everytime you see him smile showing your teeth and pull out your "Murtagh's hotter than Eragon" sign while staring insanely.

11. Tell Eragon that Murtagh is writing love poems about Arya

12. Read him one that goes, "Roses are red, Violets are blue. Eragon stinks, but I love you….". Then bring Murtagh in and run out the door

13. Lock the door behind afterwords…just in case….

14. Videotape the entire thing and send copies to Arya and Nasuada

15. Claim that their boyfriends are both a "Dipstick", and "Emo dummy"

16. Run for your life

17. Tell Murtagh that he looks like his father except for having his mother's eyes

18. Laugh at the "Harry Potter" takeoff and run for your life

19. Hide behind Murtagh and when Eragon walks over say, "Eragon I am your brother!"

20. Run and laugh evilly while watching Eragon flinch at the "star wars" line

21. Claim that Christopher Paolini likes writing Eragon more than him

22. Duck and hide

23. Tell him that he has major "issues"

24. Sing Weird Al's "The Saga Begins", but using his name instead of Anakin

25. Get the twins to sing "Happy Birthday" at random moments and hug him sweetly

26. Claim that it was Eragon's idea

27. Insist upon him calling the king, "Galby Walby"

28. Wear an "I love Murtagh" shirt ALL the time