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Dirtytooth and Craziness

A silver she-cat with green eyes stood in the middle of a clearing. Next to her was another silver she-cat. She had a white chest, paws, muzzle, and tail with aqua blue eyes. They were arguing and there were many cats watching them.

"Streamheart, I don't understand why Snowfur likes the murderer. She's so sweet. Thisleclaw only wants to spill blood. I truly don't understand!" the silver she-cat with blue eyes exclaimed.

"Me neither, Silvermist," Streamheart, the silver she-cat with green eyes, agreed. Silvermist looked around and suddenly saw the cats watching them. She licked her chest fur in embarrassment.

"Welcome to How to Torture Our Enemy and Innocent Cats! I'm Silvermist and this is Streamheart!" she yelled suddenly.

"We were just talking about Snowfur and Thistleclaw. I mean, come on! Why would she like him?" Streamheart asked.

A blue she-cat with blue eyes and a silver muzzle appeared and meowed, "Finally, someone who agrees with me!" Neither Silvermist nor Streamheart looked surprised by her sudden appearance.

"Hello, Bluestar!" Silvemist greeted her with a dip of her head. Abruptly, Silvermist started jumping up and down. Streamheart turned to the cats watching.

"Excuse my friend, she tends to get hyper," she apologized. The cats chuckled. An old dark grey she-cat appeared, her bright orange eyes annoyed.

"Yellowfang, I'm warning you, Silvermist will torture and rename any cat that comes close," Streamheart warned.

"Okay, I'm done now!" Silvermist yelled. Then, she saw Yellowfang.

"Dirtytooth!" she yelled, jumping up and down again. Yellowfang groaned at the name.

"Warned you!" Streamheart meowed playfully, her green eyes light with amusement.

"Young ones, always so hyper!" Yellowfang grumbled. Silvermist finally calmed down, only to start jumping again when she saw a mouse.

"Oh StarClan, not again! Oh, wait, I am in StarClan. Fox dung!" Yellowfang muttered.

Streamheart rolled her eyes, annoyed that Silvermist didn't try to catch the mouse, and caught it herself.

"Silvermist!" Streamheart yowled. The silver she-cat stopped jumping.

"Yes?"

"Stop jumping!" Streamheart and Yellowfang shouted at the same time. Silvermist stopped and looked at them with innocent eyes. She saw the dead mouse and started running in circles.

"I'm gonna go hit my head against a rock," Yellowfang grumbled, disappearing.

Streamheart sighed and looked at Bluestar, who had been watching, amused, with her tail over her paws.

"I have a secret weapon against Silvermist when she gets hyper. ICEHEART! Did you give her chocolate?" Streamheart asked when a white tom with icy blue eyes appeared.

"Maybe. Is Silvermist hyper again?" he asked. Streamheart nodded and sighed with relief when Iceheart walked to his mate. Soon, she calmed down.

"We can finally start torturing cats now!" Streamheart exclaimed.

"Dirtytooth, Dirtytooth, dirty-dirty-dirtytooth! Dirtytooth, Dirtytooth, Dirty-" Silvermist sang.

"For StarClan's sake, STOP!" Yellowfang interrupts.

"Aww! Do I have to, Dirtytooth?" she whined.

"For the last time, that's not my name!" Silvermist smiles insanely. Iceheart walked over to her and calmed her down again.

"Okay, I REALLY waned to torture cats but that will be in the next episode. I hope you enjoyed How To Torture Your Enemy and Innocent Cats!" Streamheart yowled.

Sorry if you wanted torture in ths chapter! There will be some in the next chapter! XD