I was looking at pictures in xkcd
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! Guess what?" Naruto screamed in Sasuke's face, making him wince at the sudden loud noise that Naruto made.
"Normally I would say something along the lines of 'did you find your brain?' but it is so obvious that you haven't." Sasuke said as he rubbed the temples of his head in hopes of getting rid of the headache he just acquired.
They were currently on a mission in a small village. Naruto and Sasuke were sharing a room. It's almost lunch time and Sakura went to go buy food and Kakashi just disappeared on us leaving behind a log. Of course when this happened everyone sweat dropped at how their sensei just left a log to supervise them.
"Stop being such a Teme!…What were we talking about?" Naruto asked in a confused tone. Sasuke sighed and shook his head at him.
"I just know I'm going to regret asking this but, what's that in your hand?" Sasuke said.
"Oh Yeah! I found Sakura's staple gun!" Naruto said excitedly as he looked at the staple gun closer to his face.
"Oh no." Sasuke groaned at his misfortune. 'This is going to be a long day.' he thought. He looked over to Naruto who suddenly got an evil gleam in his eye as he walked closer to their laptop. "Oh god what are you-"
"Installing debian!" Naruto yelled out before stapling the laptop with a loud 'kachunk' noise.
"Sandwiches!" 'Kachunk, kachunk.'
"Must affix everything to everything!"
Sasuke's eye twitched as he saw the blonde going on a stapling frenzy.
'Kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk, kachunk.'
Sakura came inside the house about an hour later, holding groceries. The bags slipped out of her hands as she saw the house. She looked around and saw everything covered in staples.
"….Have you been abusing my staple gun?" Sakura sighed out and looked at Naruto who was hiding the staple gun behind his back.
"No."
"Yes!" Sasuke screamed out from the ceiling where he was currently stapled to.