TENCHI AND THE DOCTOR!(A TENCHI MUYO-DR WHO CROSSOVER!)

(Note:Continuity wise,this occurs after the end of the first Tenchi Muyo OAV series,specifically after HERE COMES JURAI,and long before the first episode of the New Tenchi Muyo oav. As for DR WHO continuity,okay..it takes place during the 10th Doctor's adventures,namely after the events of Planet of the Dead and before Waters of Mars,I think that's about right.)

Disclaimer:Tenchi and the Doctor are not owned by me but by big companies,one known as AIC and the other the BBC.

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Now,on with the show!

CH.1:Out of the blue...a blue box that is.

EARTH,JAPAN OKAYAMA.

Friday morning,a day just like any other day we find local farmer and aspiring Shinto priest,Tenchi Masaki hard at work in the vegetable garden.

He quietly hummed a little tune to himself while working,and continued to dig through the dirt of the garden with his trusty hoe.

But...little did he,or anyone else know..that another great adventure was about to take place,and Tenchi would gain an all powerful ally in the end as well.

Suddenly,he heard a tussle in the woods nearby.

"Eh?"he said looking up.

The tussle got louder and louder,until he heard some voices.

"OY-STOPITT-STOPITT!"cried a voice.

"What the?"said Tenchi.

Another noise was heard,a loud thud,and a groan was then heard.

Tenchi dropped his hoe and began to run towards the bushes.

"H-hey-is anyone there?"he called out.

As if in answer,something came flying out of the bushes,and knocked Tenchi himself down on his rump.

"OOF!"he cried. "WHAT THE HELL?"

The object was flying to fast to be seen,it went off into the skies,all the while letting off a strange screaming noise.

"What the hell was that?"he asked.

As Tenchi got up,he heard another noise,someone was moaning in pain.

"Well...maybe i'd better check to see if anyone's in there."he thought. "But..just in case."

Tenchi picked up his hoe and carefully crept towards the bushes to see what else was in there.

He then peeled back the shrubbery,only to find..

..a single humanoid of some kind.

There,at his feet,lay a single male humanoid,he was tall,lean and wearing a two piece brown suit with a single long overcoat.

He had shaggy looking dark brown hair atop his head and in his left hand he held a strange silvery cylinder shaped device.

The man before him was also..out like a light by the looks of it.

"Huh-who's this?"thought Tenchi.

Tenchi bent down and lightly shook the man.

"Hey-hey mister,you okay?"he asked.

The male stranger was still unconscious.

"Hmmm..guess not."said Tenchi.

Tenchi then gave off a sigh and decided to do the obvious.

He then loaded the unconscious stranger onto the green pickup truck and drove back to the house where Ryoko and the others were.

A few minutes later...Tenchi had arrived back the house and told Washu and Ayeka about what he had found.

Washu took a closer look at the still unconscious man.

"Hmmmmm..."she replied scratching her chin. "...what have we here?"

"Do you..know who this person is,miss washu?"said Ayeka.

"Not a clue actually."said Washu. "He just...reminds me of someone..I think."

"Well,what should we do with this guy then?"said Tenchi. "Maybe we should call the local hospital?"

"Mmm..no-that won't be necessary,Tenchi."said Washu. "Just take him to my lab,i'll give him a proper examination there."

"Okay then."said Tenchi.

"Might as well."said Ayeka.

"Wait a minute."said Washu as she took the stranger's device.

"Mmm-hmmm..!"she thought looking at it. "This looks interesting!"

Tenchi and Ayeka carried the stranger inside and into the secret doorway dimension that led to Washu's computer and science laboratory.

The stranger was laid out on a simple bed cot and a strange headset covered over the top of his head.

The headset was also attached to one of Washu's technological gizmos,a life signs scanner.

Washu sat upon a swivel chair and was studying the readouts upon the printer.

"Hmmm..."she said. "...how very interesting indeed."

"So..who is he?"said Tenchi.

"I can tell you this,Tenchi and Lady Ayeka."said Washu. "He's not human..he's an alien like most of us here."

"An alien?"said Tenchi. "You gotta be kidding!"

"Yes..he certainly doesn't look like an alien..let alone a Jurain or any of our races in the galaxy."

"Well,my life scanner never lies I can tell you that much."said Washu. "It says here,he has exactly two hearts instead of one...and his age is roughly about around 900 years or more,as well as some other strange powers and abilites the scanner can't make out."

"I see."said Ayeka. "Can..the scanner tell us where he's from at least?"

"Nope,afraid not."said Washu. "It says..lifeform unknown."

"Unknown huh?"said Tenchi. "That figures."

"But no problem."said Washu. "I'll give'em a wake up shot of something I have called an accellerator,and he'll pip right up."

Washu took out a small tube device with a needle attached to the end,pierced it into the man's neck and then waited for the results.

"Well?"said Ayeka.

"Just a minute."said Washu. "He'll come around."

The stranger then begins to mumble incoherent and unpronouncable words,and his body begins to shake and spaz.

"WHA-WHATT?"cried the man as he shot up and his eyes wide open. "NOW WAIT A MINUTE HERE I-oh,hang on a minute,i'm...some place else."

Tenchi and Ayeka had a dumbfounded looks on their faces as to the oddness of their guest.

"I..guess he's okay."said Tenchi.

"If you say so,lord Tenchi."said Ayeka.

"Heh,just a little..side effect there of the accellerator there."said Washu. "Get's'em every time ya know."
"And I suppose you got me there,milady."said the man,who was speaking in a form of a british accent.
He then removed the headset from his head and got up from the cot.

"Well,if you've all...revived me,I thank you lots for that I do."he said. "But..i'm afraid I can't stay and chat..got things to do,must dash,come back later.

Now,where's my coat and jacket..ah there they are."

The man went over to a workbench where the rest of his clothes were and placed them on.

"Hang on a minute."he said. "Where's my sonic?"

"Oh,you mean this thing?"said Washu as she held it up.

"OY!"said the man as he jumped over and snatched it from her.

"Don't mess around with things you don't know about,you hear?"he said.

"I assure you good sir."said Washu. "I understand it plenty after studying it while you were out.

It's a sonic swiss army knife,am I right?"

The man gave off a low chuckle.

"Screwdriver."he said. "Sonic Screwdriver is what it is."

"Screwdriver?"said Washu. "Oh,and I was so close."

"Well,we can't be all geniuses now can we?"said the man. "But nice try."

The man then went about the room.

"Interesting place you all have here."he said. "But sorry,I haven't time to-oh and where's the door?"

Ayeka and Tenchi pointed to the right.

"Ah,so it is,thank you."said the man.

"No problem."said Tenchi.

"Sheesh,whatta weirdo."thought Ayeka.

The man then went up to the door and opened it.

"Eh?"he said as he saw a living room on the other end.

He looked back into the lab and out through the door.

"Oh,I see."he said. "Bigger on the inside is it? Just like my old girl.

Ah well,time I was off...bye for now."

The man then closed the door behind him.

"Just..what was that all about?"said Ayeka.

"Yeah,just who was that strange guy?"said Tenchi.

"Search me."said Washu. "He was...interesting though."

"You can say that again."said Tenchi. "But..I get the feeling we'll be seeing more of that guy before the day is through."

"Hmmm..you might be right,lord Tenchi. "You just might be right after all."

Minutes later,Tenchi was back in the garden and continued his work.

Suddenly,he saw the same man he found earlier,walking through a thicket of trees and bushes.

"What the-him again?"thought Tenchi. "What's he doing back here?"

Tenchi thought about going over and talking to the man,but he decided his work was far more important than trying to understand some weird goofball he just saved.

The young schoolboy returned to doing his gardenwork..when suddenly..he heard a low screaming noise.

"Now what?"he said.

A single small grey shape came flying down out of the sky and slammed Tenchi in the chest,knocking him down.

"YOOOOW!"cried Tenchi as he was slammed down to the ground.

He then got a good look at what was attacking him.

It was a small,grey and silver metallic robot of some kind,shaped like a round pillow and was revving up and down like a car engine.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"said Tenchi.
"OY,YOU THERE!"shouted a voice. It was the same man once again.

"YOU AGAIN?"said Tenchi.

"Oh,well...hello again I see."said the man. "Look,I haven't much time to explain..could you,give me your hoe for a split second?"

Tenchi grumbled as he got up and gave the man his hoe.

"What are you..gonna do?"he asked.

"This..i'm afraid."said the man.

The stranger then brought the hoe down upon the top front of the robot,literally splitting it open.

"Wha?"said Tenchi.

The stranger then got out his sonic device,flicked it on and aimed it into the robot's inner workings.

The device let off a strange humming sound while he was it.

"Yes..yes.."said the man. "...it's right..HERE!"

The man pressed the screwdriver into the main spot of the circuitry and the robot then at last shut down.

"Whew!"he replied. "I got it!"

"I...see that you did."said Tenchi. "Okay,buster-I got some questions i'd like answered!"

"Oh,really?"said the man. "Sorry,I thought I established that earlier in your friend's little lab there."

"Well,sorry man."said Tenchi. "But in case you don't know,I saved you earlier,probably from that..little thing there.

I even had Washu bring you back from your little sleep,and now I get attacked again by that little runt of a robot?

Just who the hell are you-and what's going on around here?"

"Blimey-you sure ask a lot of questions you earthlings do."said the man.

"So it's in our blood!"said Tenchi. "Now spill the beans,bud!"

"Alright,alright."said the man. "Don't get your knickers in a twist.

I..am the Doctor."

"Doctor?"said Tenchi. "Doctor who?"

"Just the Doctor."said the man. "And this...little runt you called it..is or was a very sophisticated battle bot which I was pursuing earlier..and-

Well...maybe you'd better come with me to the Tardis."

"The what?"said Tenchi.

"Trust me."said the Doctor. "You'll see it when we get there. Now..mind giving me a hand?"

Tenchi sighed wearily.

"Here we go again."he thought.

Tenchi and the Doctor both picked up the robot and began to walk towards the woods,until they came across a rather peculiar sight.

"What?"said Tenchi.

Sitting out in the middle of the forest was..a single blue box.

Blue in color,rectangular in shape,and the words POLICE BOX PUBLIC CALL appeared above it's very doors.

"That...is my Tardis."said the Doctor.

"Oh,that explains everything then."said Tenchi.

"Oh,a little bit of sarcasm eh?"said the Doctor as he and Tenchi placed the bot down.

"Reminds me of a friend of mine..the Brigadier actually..good ol' Lethbridge Stewart at that. He was always a no-nonsense sort of man he was."

"This guy's getting more loco by the minute."thought Tenchi. "Just what have I gotten myself into here?"

The Doctor then reached into his pocket and took out a single key,unlocked the front doors and went in.

"Oh yeah,and bring that in with you,won't you?"he said.

"Oh,sure..."said Tenchi as he rolled the bot on it's side and went in.

"That's good."said the Doctor. "Now..we can begin."

The Doctor then closed the front doors.

While inside,Tenchi shouted.

"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?"

"Oy!"said the Doctor. "Keep your voice down will you? I'd like to keep a low profile!"

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT CHAPTER!