I OWN NOTHING...NADA...NO CHARACTERS, STAGES, MUSIC,...AT ALL!

Oh and the little bold face like this- Snake and I have a little chat. I have nothing against him. Just toying with him.

I am no one's f***in toy.

Yes ,you are!( pulls out a whip and cracks it)

Ahhh, it was a beautiful morning at the Super Smash Bros. Mansion. Birds were singing melodius catching tunes, the sun was shining, a slight breeze that lifted one's hair, and most of all-it was Saturday! This meant that all of the brawlers were given a day off to relax and enjoy each others company.

SATURDAY 5 A.M.

" Hey batter batter,hey batter batter, swing!"

"Shut up!"

"Hey batter batter,hey batter batter,fore!"

"How the hell you get baseball and golf confused?"

"Hey batter batter, hey batter batter, free throw!"

Strike 3 -Your out!

"AHHHH!THAT'S IT! COME HERE ROY.", an angry Ike shouted.

"HAHAHAH! You can't get mad. That how the game goes."

Our brawlers were having a baseball game and from the looks of it, Ike was the batter and Roy the umpire. As always, Ike would always get mad because Roy would distract him from getting a homerun. Isn't that the umpire's job? To distract you while you try to swing ...then strike out.

"I'm tired. I don't want to play this game anymore.",said a once cheerful Toon Link."besides it's 5 o'clock in the morning."

"I'm with Toon. Come on, let's head inside and go back to sleep.", said, the blue-haired prince, Marth.

It was Saturday,but you do not hold a baseball game when it is 5 a.m. when people are trying to Ike and Roy were fussing about the game, Marth, Toon Link, Link, and Pit quietly made their way into the house and went to bed. As for Ike, he threw baseballs at Roy trying to take his head clean off and Roy had a bat and swinging with no ...

!

A baseball crashed through a window. Not just any window-Bowser's window.

"WHAT RETARDED SON OF B**** JUST HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL? ROY , I SWEAR IF THAT WAS YOUR PING-PONG HEADED ASS, I PROMISE YOU , THERE WILL BE ONE LESS PERSON LIVIN HERE IN THIS DAMN HOUSE! AND IKE YOU STEEL-TOE-BOOT-WEARIN F*****,IF THAT WAS YOU, OOHHHH, IMA USE YOU AS THE BALL FOR ROY'S PING-PONG PADDLE HEAD!"

That was enough for both swordsman to quit, run in the house, get cleant up, and at least, pretend that they were sleeping.

SATURDAY 8 A.M.

Peach and Zelda were in the kitchen preparing a breakfast that even Ganondorf would die for. Sheik and Samus assisted the two princesses by preparing the table .

"Come and get it!," yelled Peach,"get prepared girls .It's like Christmas shopping when the doors first open runs in and grabs everything."

" That's why you have me and Sheik.", said Samus preparing her laser.

"Yeah, that's what friends are for.",Sheik said assuringly preparing some daggers and needles.

"Here they come!", said Zelda.

Everyone in the mansion ran down to the kitchen like crazy. Sheik and Samus prepared themselves to quickly get the crowd under control, but there was no need for that.

Mr. G&W was mopping up the floor after someone wasted cigarette ashes on the floor.

I'm not calling out any names but -SNAKE!

"It wasn't me!"

It was you dammit cuz I saw you do it! Your gonna suffer!Anyways, back to my damn story.

Since the crowd was so large and the floor was still wet, yeah that's right they slid. The shorter brawlers like Ness, Lucas, Toony, and Ice Climbers were in front, they tried to stop everyone by falling back, but it didn't do any good. As a result, Samus shot at the brawlers feet while Sheik threw needles and daggers. Everyone tried their best to slow down and did. Breakfast was ready-pancakes, waffles, grits, eggs, cinnamon rolls, biscuits, anything you could possibly imagine cooked to perfection. Yet there was a problem-some of the fighters were injured and they didn't look to happy.

"Ooooohhhhh, Mario. She-a got my foot. My big toe ..it's-a blasted. There is no help for it.",said Luigi.

"How do you think i feel with over 40 needles in one arm and two daggers in your leg?",said Snake.

Ya bastard. I told you. You would suffer. Don't play any damn games with me. If your lucky, I might let your ass live.

F*** you!

F*** you ,too. You damn sex-hound. That's why you don't even qualify for Samus. Now, shut the hell up and let me continue with my story.

After everyone was patched up,all of the brawlers were so elated to all of the food that they had access to. They gathered in the dining and Yoshi swallowed various amounts. Wario and Olimar fighting over a biscuit. Soon after, conversations started.

"Hey Ike, Roy didja finish the game early this morning?,"asked Toony.

"Shut up, man. We broke a window and it was Bowser's window. He's gonna use me as a ping-pong paddle and Ike as the ball. So please , be quiet about it." Roy was practically in tears as he moved back and forth in his chair.

"Oh, okay. I won't tell."

Ike sat at the table mad as hell. He reached for a biscuit-the same one Toon Link had his eyes on.

"Give it here, shorty. It's my f***in biscuit."

"BOWSER, ROY AND IKE SENT THE BALL THROUGH YOUR WINDOW THIS MORNING!"

Bowser jumped across the table for Ike and Roy since they were practically sitting right in front of each other. Then a brawl started.

2 SECONDS AFTERWARDS

The dining room was covered with food. Every fighter was covered head to toe. Master Hand and Crazy Hand had to pry Peach and Zeldas away from Snake because he poured syrup into their hair for no apparent reason. They showed no mercy towards him. The princesses ordered everyone out ,but told Ike, Roy, Bowser, and Toony to stay put because they were gonna clean up this whole mess.

"I didn't even do anything!"

"You started this whole thing, clean.",said Zelda handing the tiny swordsman a mop.

"Yes, your highness."

"Come on ,Roy. The quicker we clean the quicker we can start a new game", said Ike.

"Alrite." replied Roy as he started scrubbing the counters.

"Like hell, I'm cleaning this up. Hell would freeze over twice as hard before I clean this up.", the angry Koopa King shouted.

Marth and the others were in the living room watching t.v. Just relaxing because they were grateful that it wasn't them cleaning the mess up.

"Hey, the news is on.", retorted Marth. "Everyone shush!"

BREAKING NEWS-HELL JUST FROZE OVER TWICE AS HARD..

"No f***in way," said the shocked ,Hero of Time ,Link.

IN THE AFTERNOON

"Okay you guys. Ready to play a new game.",said Roy.

The swordsmen-Link, Ike, Marth,Pit, Roy, and Toony were outside in the garden taking a stroll.

"I don't want to play anything that has to deal with a ball.",said Ike.

"Maybe we can help you guys out.", said the beautiful Princess Zelda.

" You think", Roy spat out" Or are we gonna clean some more."

" If you want to . There is the whole mansion left.",said Sheik.

"Well-."

"NO!", said Ike as he covered up Roy's mouth." Which game you had in mind?"

"My favorite game of course-Hide and Sheik!", said, Hyrule's fiesty ninja,Sheik. Sheik was very excited that someone wanted to play her little game. She wanted to have a little fun especially with her friends.

"How do you play that?",asked Marth.

Sheik began," It's a fun game ,but you have to be aware that..."