Ranma VS the cat
"Oh no you don't" Ranma says shakily "not again…"
Ranma looks down from the ceiling to see the black and white cat purring gently on his bed.
"AKANE!" he swallows his pride "I need help"
She comes in with Nabiki sniggering behind her.
"What's so funny? Stop iiiit…" he whimpers almost losing his grip on the ceiling. Akane walks up to his bed and picks up the sleepy cat. "Eeeevvvviiilll" he mutters under his breath.
"I take it you met Tora-chan" she says stroking the vicious thing. He should worry for her health but right now she was giggling and scratching 'da wittl ball of fluff' behind the ears.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" he shudders
"Its my new kitty" says Nabiki
"Come on… you have got to be kidding!"
"No…it really is a cat and you really are whimpering on the ceiling"
He laughs almost crazily and lets himself down slowly "just get that thing out of here!" he says retreating to the back of the room and almost falling out of the open window. God that cat made him sloppy.
There are two things he should never be near; cats and orange sherbet (no reference to Austin Power honest(!)). He had once pushed over a granny and stolen from a baby just to get this bittersweet powder, his father often pushed him into cold water just to stop him going on a rampage. When he was a girl the urge went away, so he would often spend days as a girl until his father thought it was safe to let him back again.
So right now unless the cat was a piñata filled with sherbet the situation could not get any worse. The cat was nuzzling Akane and he felt a strong urge to kill the cat to get it away from her, to him cats were a mean, lean killing machine but to others they were simply entertaining balls of fluff. The cat jumped down from Akane and walked confidently over to him. Ranma kicked out and the cat went flying out the window letting out a hiss and a meow directed at him.
He closed the door as quickly as he could and breathed a sigh of relief only to look up and see the disapproving faces of Akane and Nabiki.
"what…"
he didn't have time to finish his sentence because Ranma was sent flying out of the window (this time shut) after the cat.
thanks for reading my first chapter! could some one review ( i know it sounds kinda needy but i'm really interested and would love to know how to improve!