I don't own a single thing.
Chapter 1: Well Shit?
"Chris you alive" Brandon ask shaking his best friend awake. "The fuck is this place" Brandon said looking around the black void. There was absolutely nothing here. No trees, no building, no roof, no floor they floating in black void.
"Uhhh...my head. Brandon is that where are we last i remember was...the car and that truck. Then..."
"Chris are we...you don't think this is?" Brandon already knew the answer but asked anyway.
"Dead Brandon. We're fucking dead man that crash killed us." Chris came out and just said it.
"Well you two are half right." A unknown voice cut into the conversation. Both Chris and Brandon looked to see a man with blue skin, white hair, wearing a black suit standing a couple feet away. What scared them was the creepy grin on his face. For a whole two minutes they just stared at each other till Chris broke the silence.
"The fuck are you assh-" that was all chris got out before receiving a kick to the face from the unknown blue guy. Chris flew several feet away before hitting the ground hard.
"A human worm speaking to the god of everything in such a way. What insolence but i forgive you chris. Let go ahead crush some of your questions. No, you are not dead this is limbo. Why are you here I'll explain letter. Yes I am here to offer you some sort of deal. No, you can not go back it would cause to many problems for me and both of you." Blue guy said
"Whats the deal since you answered most of are questions Mr..." Brandon trailed off looking for a name. "Nicholas. Nicholas Crow or Just Nic. As for the deal...be my sons."
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"WHAT!" They both yelled at once.
"I have no wife yet so why not adopt. Your both fourteen with no parent you've lived with each other for years."
"But why in particular asshole?" Chris asked
"One you a have some colorful you little shit. Second i just decided on this and you two showed up first so why not." The now named Nic said
"Ok then Dad" Brandon said
"Sure pops" Chris said
For next hour Nicholas explained his plans to them. Throughout the explanation he was brutally honest with them. He plans to send them both to different universes for a couple of years."Also while you where out i did the blood transfusion your already my kids. Welcome my little Demi-gods. Don't get to excited your both still weaklings and i wont have weak son's."
"So video games and anime are real places." Chris asked
"Yep"
"And the reason the games and stuff exist is cause you made them based off real places. And you own all those companies that make them by posing as different people." Brandon mind was completely blow.
"Umm-hmm and I'm sending you both to a place where you can get some experience. After I'll send you where i send most people. Now Chris Crow and Brandon Crow time for some fun!" Nic shouted opening up two portals. "Now fuck off on out of here an entertain me. Chris portal on the right Brandon left".
They hesitated at first but went through an disappeared. "Best to let hit the ground running and do as they besides i always restart the universes they ruin." Nicholas disappears in a flash of while light leaving limbo.
_xxxxxxxxxx_ (with Chris Devil May Cry world)
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" Chris screamed looking at the mirror. He looked exactly like Nero.
"Clam down dumb ass i always wanted a devil son." Nic had appeared in a flash of light "just calm down and live Nero life you will have all his current an future abilities. So have fun and enjoy the crazy life."
"Alright fine what about Brandon?" 'Nero' asked
"Liked DMC is your favorite he's gone to his favorite." Nicholas told him disappearing as quickly as he appeared.
"Shit no choice huh." 'Nero' said seeing the demon appear. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"
_XXXXXXXXXX_ (With Brandon Bleach World)
"Oh...my...GOD!" Brandon yelled seeing who he had become.
"Yo brat hows it going." Nicholas appeared behind him smiling like the mad man he is. "Enjoying you new appearance."
"Why? WHY DO I LOOK LIKE BYAKUYA!" Brandon was a fourteen year old Byakuya.
"Your a fourteen year Byakuya and Chris is a fourteen year old Nero your be back to me in four of five years. But that normal earth years time passes differently in these places. So i estimateed by the by the time your stories are done four or five years will have passed. Keep in mind fives years could be twenty somewhere else or maybe more depending on the universe. So good luck my son and remember you have Byakuya skills. Don't worry you'll do fine brat." Nicholas flashed away once more.
"The shit i get myself into" Brandon mutters getting ready to become a soul reaper.
_xxxxxxxxx_ (Hours later Nicholas Crow's mansion in the heavens)
Nic was currently watching his new children quickly getting there shit together. "Wonder where I'll send them first when they come back. The D.C. comic universe, maybe Marvel. Could throw in the Bloodborne, or Dark Soul gaint monster and knights are always fun. Perhaps Dragon age start them out small conquering thedas would be fun. FUCK WILL DO THEM ALL AND MORE! HAHAHAHAHA!" all could be heard was the laughter of a god reveling in the chaos he about to unleash.
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