So what sexual orientation is Sasuke Uchiha...? Let's go through them and find out shall we...
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-blank- Sexual by mickeyT
~flashback~
They were all seated in the board room if the Hokage Tower, each of their expressions had the same satisfied smirk on their faces. Well except one, her face held a bored expression.
"Good afternoon Sasuke, how are you doing today?"
I stared her with a blank expression and started fiddling with the chains behind my back, "I would be better if I hadn't been dragged out of my house against my will and chained to a chair in the Hokage Tower board room."
She tossed her pink locks over her shoulder, "Oh hush Sasuke, I'm as thrilled to be here as you so bare with me here."
"Hn."
"Anywho...You were brought here today because some of our friends believe that you do not have a set sexual orientation-"
"WE THINK YOUR GAY SASUKE-TEME!" Sakura and I glared daggers at the dope and he shrunk back into his seat. She sighed, "As I was saying...the guys believe that you are just gay; but because every girl still has a little hope in her heart, us girls believe you just haven't found your orientation yet."
I continued to stare blankly at her as if to say, 'and I'm here because...?'
"So I am going to explain to you all the different sexual orientaions and then we will decide which one you are."
"But I already-" She cut me off and continued to speak, "Let's start with the most basic, Heterosexuality. Heterosexuality is the romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between members of the opposite sex or gender-"
I rolled my eyes, "I know this Sakura, I'm straight."
She copied my actions, "We can't be too sure about that, now can we Sasuke?"
"But-"
"Next is Bisexuality. Bisexuality is the sexual behavior or orientaion involving physical and/or romantic atrraction to both males and females."
"I'm only attracted to-"
"Now for what most of the guys in town think you are, Homosexual. Homosexuality, also known as Gay, is the romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between members of the same sex or gender."
"I AM NOT G-"
"NEXT...is what I happen to think you are..."
I cocked my eyebrow, curious about what she was about to say. She took a deep breath and looked me dead in the eye, "Lastly, Asexuality; sometimes reffered to as nonsexuality..."
Oh for the love of- "Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction and the lack of intrest in and desire for sex..."
They all stiffened as I stood up and the chains rattled at my feet, "Alright, that's enough."
Sakura look a shakey step back as I walked toward her, "Sa-Sasuke what are you doing?"
I smirked as I stood before her, "Sakura, Sakura...Do you really think I'm gay, bi, or non...?"
I watched as beeds of sweat collected on her forehead, "Well I-" She gasped as I grabbed her face, "And why do you think that Sakura-chan...?
"SASUKE-TEME LET GO OF MY SAKURA-CHAN!-" I glanced back at the dope just as Ino tackled him to the floor, "You will NOT ruin this for me!"
I turned back to Sakura, "Well...?"
She started blinking rapidly, "Well you-" Then she gasped loudly...
mmmmm, She tasted sweet, like strawberries and cotton candy...
I watched as she gasped for breath and her skin flushed pink; she whispers against my lips, "Yepp...definatly heterosexual...
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"...and that my son, was the day your mother and I became an item."
I pulled Sakura close to me as she giggled at our eldest son. He just stared at us with the oh-so-common blank expression, "That...was ridiculous..."
Sakura burst out laughing, "I KNOW RIGHT! HA!"
Kiseki looked at his mom flustered, "I'm serious...! I mean, what was that...! 'yepp...definatly heterosexual' HOW CHEESY CAN YOU GET!"
I looked down at my giggling wife and smiled, "Don't hate son, don't hate."
He rolled his eyes and went outside to train. I lifted up Sakura's face and kissed her gently on the lips; she smiled up at me, "Yepp, definatly heterosexual."
I throw my head back and laughed, "You know it Sakura-chan."
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