Before the read, my dear preps, here's a list of all the characters and items and their goffick version counterpart, so that you don't forget who's who (or what's what) as you read:

Goffs - Preps

Ebony/Evony/Ebondy/Egogy etc - Amelle Isabella Rose Britney Timberlake

Draco - still called Draco

Vampire Potter - Fairy Potter

Raven - Princess

Willow - Dandelion

Hermione/B'loody Mary Smith - Glittery Katy Perry

Navel/Dracola - Mermaid

Ron/Diabolo - Snow White

Ginny/Jenny/Darkness - Goldilocks

Vampires - Fairies

Blood - Tequila

Britney (the prep that appears in several episodes) - Ebony (the goff that appears in several episodes)

Count Chocula cereal - Rebecca Black cereal (geddit)

Singers/bands such as MCR, GC, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Amy Lee - Singers/bands such as Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black

White palid face - Orange tanned face

Black - Pink

Enemies such as preps or posers - Enemies such as goffs or nerds

Now go read the story!

Chapter 1.

AN: Special thanks 2 my bff Princess 4 helping me with the story and spelling. You rule! Justin Bieber, you're the love of my life! You rule too! Jonas Brothers rule!

Hi, my name is Amelle Isabella Rose Britney Timberlake and I have short blonde hair with blue streaks that reaches my shoulders and hazel eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Britney Spears (if you don't know who she is get outta here!). I'm not related to Justin Timberlake but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a fairy. I have orange tanned skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in…ahm, somewhere around Europe. I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a prep (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly pink. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a pink corset with matching silk around it and a pink velvet miniskirt, pink fishnets and high heels. I was wearing deep red lipstick, orange foundation, pink eyeliner and blue eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was sunny, so there was no rain or snow, which I was very happy about. A lot of goths stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Britney!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me!