Me:Hi everyone~!I'm Yuki~!and the girl beside is my yami,Yumi~!
Yumi:Hello everyone!
Me:This is my new and first ever fanfiction~!do the disclaimer Yumi!
Yumi:Yuki-chan doesn't own Hayate the combat butler~! She owns me and herself
Me:We appear in here~!
Both: Enjoy~!
Yuki: Everyone,welcome to "Dare the HNG characters"!
Yumi:Let's now introduce,our favourite debt-ridden butler,Hayate Ayasaki!
Fangirls and Fanboys squeels
Hayate: Hello everyone!*flashes cool and dashing smile*
Fangirls and fanboys blush
Yuki:Our cute ojou-sama,Nagi Sanzenin!
Audience claps to the extreme
Yumi:Our young and adolescent 17 year old maid,Maria!
Everyone still claps to the extreme
Yuki:Our great and almighty student council president,Hinagiku Katsura~!
Everyone howls and whistles and claps to the extreme
Yumi:We also have our favourite hamster,Ayumu Nishizawa!
Everyone still claps to extreme
Ayumu:I'm not a hamster!My name is Ayumu Nishizawa!
Nagi:Hamster,what are you doing here?
Ayumu:I'm not a hamster!you know that Nagi-chan!
Maria:Please don't mind them.
Hinagiku:Go ahead and continue.
Yumi:...That's it?
Yuki:The other characters will come by when they are dared,so we only have our main line of characters
Yumi:Oh~
Yuki:In here,you can dare the HNG characters~!anyone you like!
Ayumu:Um….when do we start?
Yuki:When people starts reviewing….we have to wait for some time….so send us your dares~!
Hinagiku:Don't we have a say in this?
Hayate and Maria we're chatting while Nagi and Ayumu we're playing video games
Yumi:No one seems to mind it but you Hinagiku
Yuki:Sorry Hina,I'm afraid you won't get a say in this,this is my world,my territory,so whatever I say goes!
Yumi:Sorry Hinagiku,she's usually quiet but she ate too much sweets so-
Yuki's running around in circles
Yumi:So she has sugar rush…
Hinagiku:Oh…
Yuki:Before we leave~!let me lay down some rules in daring~!
You may bash a character and dare them that can make them die but they would always ressurect
Yaoi…Yuri…Straight pairings,you may pair them but I can only grant your wishes if it's not exceeding a kiss…ok?
You may dare me and Yumi….but the same rules goes for us
Dare as many as you want!
Yumi:So send us your dares~!
Yuki:It's not very far!just look below and there's the review button!
Both:And torture/dare the characters to your heart's content!
Everyone:0.0…Torture?
Yuki:That's just a joke!
Everyone:Ok….PLEASE REVIEW!
Yumi:'That was so not a joke'
Please review!