Total Drama Prank Night

Total Drama Fanfic

Summary: In an epic battle to see which cast will be chosen for season 5, Chris organises for the old cast to battle the new cast. They will have an ultimate prank show down. As soon as you are pranked you're out. Who will be the last team standing? Read and find out!

Warning: In favour of the old cast, this doesn't mean that they will win though! There might be some unwanted romance.

Rated: T, just to be safe.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the idea for this story, so don't sue!

CHAPTER 1:

"Welcome to Total Drama Prank Night!" shouted the host, Chris, through a megaphone, as he waited on the dock of Camp Wawanakwa. "Over the past four years we have had grilling challenges, dramatic twists, lots of vomiting, and every possible painful experience our writers could come up with, and yet you annoying fans keep sending us emails all day and all night, to make a season 5. Quite frankly you drove one of our producers so crazy with emails that he moved to Madagascar. But hey, we on the other hand, LOVED the idea of torturing our contestants for another season. Now some of you were all for the idea of the old cast returning to be in the season, but others preferred to see the new contestants compete. Now, in order to decide which cast will be competing, we have set up a challenge for them. They will be put into two teams (New vs. Old cast) and then will have to pull pranks on members of the opposite team. As soon as you are pranked you're out. The last person, or people (because more than one on the same team might not be pranked by the time an entire team is out), left standing at the end of the night win for their team, and will be given the chance to compete in season 5!" Chris explained.

"Now let's bring in the competitors, Chef we're ready!" Chris yells into a walkie-talkie. The Total Drama Jumbo Jet is seen flying very close to the water in the distance, while tiny figures are seen being pushed out and plummeting into the ocean. "That's right folks; you didn't think we would let them have a boring entrance would we? Our competitors will have to jump out of the jet and swim to shore before the contest can begin, so join us after this short break to see how the contestants are doing, on Total Drama Prank Night", yells Chris as we cut to commercial.

*BREAK*

Last time on Total Drama Prank Night, you found out exactly why we are here and what's going to be happening this time around. Now why don't I introduce all the contestants that have just started to swim in?" asks Chris. Slowly but surely contestants are reaching the Dock of Shame and pulling themselves up. Just then a blonde girl and guy ride in on a surf board, completely dry and the first to arrive. The guy who is wearing a cow boy hat carefully helps the surfer girl onto the dock.

"Looks like the first to arrive are Geoff and Bridgette. Great entrance there you two" says Chris. "Hi Chris, great to be here man!" exclaims Geoff as Bridgette drags him to the cabin on the right, which has been expanded to fit all the old contestants in it. "Geoff honey, we have to get going remember. The other team isn't supposed to see us until the announcement that the challenge begins! Now hurry or we'll be disqualified!" yells Bridgette, as Geoff sighs and follows Bridgette inside.

*Confessionals*

Geoff: "Man, it's great to be back, I just wish Bridgette would calm down a little. She's very nervous this time around, and she's serious about kicking but this time. She said something about the fact that getting voted off for making out is totally embarrassing or something… oh well, at least she still looks super-hot when she's serious. Speaking of which, I'm gonna go find Bridge and see if she wants to make out until the others arrive."

Bridgette: "Geoff doesn't understand just how humiliating it was for me going back to school after season 2. They all teased me about being voted out for making out, and at one stage I even thought about home-school, because it was so bad. Then I remembered how Ezekiel turned out. So I decided that the only way to make life better for myself is to win this challenge and get on to season 5, and nobody, not even Geoff, will distract me this time!"

(Geoff and Bridgette are seen making out in the confessional)

*End Confessional*

"Next in are… Duncan and Courtney?!" exclaims Chris in shock. Duncan and Courtney are seen riding in on a jet ski, also completely dry. Duncan scoops Courtney into his arms and climbs onto the dock. He gently sets her down, but not before giving his princess a peck on the lips. "Duncan and Courtney, great to see you." Chris says, recovering from his initial shock. "No offense Courtney, but Duncan, what happened to you and Gwen dude? Weren't you guys like the 'it' couple from season 3?" asks Chris. "Gwen and I agreed that Courtney was too important to us, to her as a friend and for me as a love, to lose over something that we both knew wouldn't last. So Gwen and I apologised to her, and Gwen and Court are good friends again, and Court and I are back together." explains Duncan. "Now if you don't mind I'd like to get to the cabin before we're eliminated for being caught before the challenge starts!" exclaims Courtney in stress. "Right, right, of course, knock yourselves out", says Chris in a huff. They scurry into the cabin where they start catching up with Bridgette and Geoff, who have ended their make out session.

"Next we have Ann Maria and Lightning!" says Chris. Lightning, who had recently dyed his hair black again, was swimming in using only one arm, while holding Ann Maria, who was perched comfortably in Lightning's other hand above the water, preventing her from getting wet. He boosted her onto the dock and then clambered up himself. They ran straight past Chris, holding hands all the way to the left side cabin. "Hey, not cool dudes!" Chris yells after them, frustrated at being ignored. Ann Maria throws an empty can of spray-on-tan out the window so that it hits Chris' head. "OOOOUUUCCCCHHHH!" screams Chris, faking extreme injury. Realising that no one cared he stopped crying and continued. "And here come our next competitors", Chris says. Just then a huge group of teens swim in. "Say hello to Noah, Katie, Sadie, DJ, Beth, Justin and Eva!" says Chris, pointing to the soaking wet contestants who were scrambling up the dock and sprinting to the right side cabin, as if the devil himself was chasing them. "Whoa, whoa slow down there Noah", he says, refusing to be ignored again, and grabbing the teen by the shoulder. "Why are you in such a hurry? I was going to ask you about this rumoured crush of yours", Chris says nudging the teen, who had blushed scarlet and started looking at the ground at this comment. Suddenly realising what he was doing Noah snapped his head up and started screaming at the host, "It's none of your business dough bag, now move before I get caught!" He then shoves past Chris and gets inside just as Scott, who is no longer a robot thanks to some threatened plastic surgeons, reaches the dock. "Oh come on!" he exclaims, "I was sure I was gonna catch them, oh well, plenty of time still left to pick them off. It's only a matter of time." He proceeds to cackle evilly all the way to the left side cabin. "Uhhhhh… Scott everybody", Chris says; at a loss for words to describe the twisted jerk.

*Confessionals*

Noah: "Chris better stay out of my love life, or things are going to get ugly faster than usual on this show. Besides what does it matter to him if I'm attracted to a certain sweet brunette, who makes my heart flutter when… Gah! Did I just say that?! *Static* Give me back the tape! (Banging noises are heard)

Scott: The old cast better watch out, I have a few nasty surprises up my sleeve that could leave them scarred for a long time…(fades off chuckling evilly to himself)

*End Confessionals*

(We cut back in to see Chris talking loudly to a whispering intern)

"Really…why weren't we prepared for that…seriously, their only hope is Izzy saving them, what am I paying you people for?!…fine! Now get off the screen!" yells Chris, as the poor intern creeps away. "It seems we have had a little situation. 23 of our competitors are being attacked by sharks right now so we'll be ending this episode short unfortunately", Chris says while glaring off screen, probably at the poor intern.

"Who will survive the shark attack?

Will Izzy somehow save the day?

If Nobody survives will we have to cancel?

Will we find out who Noah's crush is?

Will we see some pranking actually happening tonight?

And Why is Scott so demented?

All this and More next time on Total Drama Prank Night!"

Author's Note

Hey please review people! I might take a while to update but please don't give up on me! It's not my fault I can't earn a living from this and have to right exams at school if I ever want a good career oneday! Thanks for reading!

NEXT CHAPTER: more contestant intorductions and the pranks begin!

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