"Oh goddamnit this is going to be fucking lame!" complained Eric Cartman loudly to his friends.
"What are you talking about fatass? I think high school is going to be fun" said Kyle the daywalking, Jewish, jersey son of a bitch.
"Fun!? FUN!? Kahl have you ever gone on the internet? Hah sckewl is going to be gayer than Katie Holmes ex husband. Go on a fanfiction site and look up your favourite cartoon or movie and I guarantee you'll a find a bunch of crappy drama fics and the ones that aren't about drama are about guys fucking each other!"
Stan Marsh pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Cartman the internet is full of perverted 13 year olds, high school probably isn't as bad as you sa-"
"SHUT UP STAN! Your only saying that cos you're gay for Kahl."
"Shut up FATASS!" shouted Stan.
"Better than being a gay hippy!" retorted the male version of a teenage Honey-Boo-Boo.
"Are you two lovebirds are done with your marital problems cos were at the school" said Kenny.
The hippy and Bruce Vilanch glared at Kenny and the four walked in to South Park High. They recognised many of the kids from their old school before making their way to their class. They talked with their classmates until their teacher walked in.
"Hello class" said the old perverted looking man.
"Ah shit its Garrison! This is lame!" said the tub of lard. The rest of the class groaned.
"What are you doing here?" asked Token.
"I got fired from teaching at elementary school because of racism. I called a Chinese kid Japanese even though they're the same thing. Anyway according to my timetable I have you for lots of classes."
The entire class groaned.
"Oh great! I was hoping for a good education but now all I'm going to learn about is TV shows from the nineties!" complained Stan's girlfriend Wendy.
"Well if you don't want to be in my class go fuck yourself bitch. Anyway today were going to learn about why Twilight is so fucking stupid."
"I think it's great" said Mr. Hat.
The class groaned again upon seeing the puppet.
"How could this get any worse" asked Bebe seconds before a light fell from the ceiling landing on a student's head.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" shouted Stan.
"You bastards!" yelled Kyle.
"Don't swear in my fucking or you'll get detention!" snapped Garrison.