One day Itachi started to do his makeup. Then he got hungry so he went to get something to eat. When he got back, his eyeliner was gone. He was pissed. He looked everywhere for his eyeliner, but he couldn't find it. He thought he saw Tobi running away with it. Tobi started to run to get away but he ran into a dinosaur.

"bitch!" shouted itachi. He pointed randomly at Deidara and shouted, "get him!"

deidara saw Tobi run by. So he followed him on a golf cart. Finally, he found Tobi. "tobi…what are you doing?"

tobi put his arms hastily behind his back and said in a cheery tone, "Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is hiding Itachi-san's eyeliner!"

Deidara frowned. "Yuck."

"Tobi!" shouted Itachi.

"oh shit…" said Tobi.'

"give…me….my…EYELINER!!!!" said Itachi, one of the lines on his face already drawn.(there not scars,un!)

"but you've already got some on." Replied Tobi.

"that's not eyeliner."

"RUN, TOBI, RUN, YEAH!" screamed Deidara.

"what the hell..?" said Leader.

Tobi tried to hide behind his goggles. It didn't work. "I see you Tobi…" said Itachi menenceingly.

"SHIT!" shouted Tobi.

"YOU CANT RUN FOREVER!"

"stop, you may not hurt Tobi!" said Zetsu while standing in front of Tobi(he's still running from Itachi,un!) holding a bag of Tostitos.

"yeah? Whos gonna stop me?"

"my Tostitos!" screamed Zetsu.

"damn you!"

texts Tobi (yes, the Akatsuki has cell phones!) its okay, I stopped Itachi, you can come out now.

"really? How?" Tobi text back.

"with my Tostitos!"

"oh, of course!"

"give me my eyeliner, Tobi." Commanded Itachi.

"fine. Here." Said tobi lazily as he handed over the eyeliner stick.

"you're giving it to me that easily?" asked Itachi, eyes wide and swirly.

"yeah, your funny when you're angry!"

" bitch."

"im not a bitch!"

"hey! This is only half of it! Wheres the rest?" asked itachi while staring, mortified, at his precious half a stick of eyeliner.

Tobi stared blankly at space, his mouth contorted into a thin line.

"tobi, where is my damn eyeliner?!?!?!?!"

tobi began grinning wildly. "I don't know…shifty eyes"

"open you're mouth, Tobi." Zetsu said glaring at poor Tobi.

Tobi opend his mouth, revealing the other half of the eyeliner. "like this, Zetsu-san? Am I in now, Zetsu-san?"

"there it is, you sicko…" said itachi while grabbing the eyeliner and scowling in disgust.

Itachi was finaly able to finish his makeup…..and was happy with the result. (itachis gone emo in this fic, so he weres a lot of eyeliner including his 'scars')

"you look dead, un…" said Deidara.

"dead sexy" corrected Itachi.

Suddenly Williwonka appeared from nowhere and screamed, "EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!"

END!!!