A/N: I'm back with a new Fanfict. It's a mix between my two favorite fanfictions: The Gangs by: kasumi18 and Konoha Drummers by emogrl. Don't be mad at me if the writers are reading this. I will add my own ideas. I will be adding three characters representing my two best friends in the world and me. I shall be Suki, my friend #1 shall be Yuuga, and my friend #2 shall be Tarento

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the two stories listed above, and the title (It's my favorite Panic! At The Disco song).

Summary: A new girl moves to Konoha, and is a tomboy/emo. She grabs the attention of three gangs: the drummers, the punks, and the outcasts. She's a great drummer, she's punk, and she's shy, but they start to fight after years of peace between each other because of being total rivals. Fighting over a girl. What will happen? Most of the title says what the story means.

Rated T for my very colorful language.

Grades:

Gaara – 11th

Sakura – 11th

Sasuke – 11th

Temari – 12th

Kankuro – 12th

Lee – 11th

Tenten – 11th

Neji – 11th

Naruto – 11th

Hinata – 11th

Kiba – 11th

Shino – 11th

Shikamaru – 11th

Ino – 11th

Chouji – 11th

Gangs:

The Punks (Temari's Group) – Temari, Tenten, Hinata, Ino, Suki, Tarento, and Yuuga

The Drummers (Gaara's Group) – Gaara, Neji, Naruto, Kiba, and Shikamaru

The Outcasts (Sasuke's Group) – Sasuke, Lee, Shino, and Chouji.

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

By: Sorankairi4eva94

Chapter 1: Oh my Gosh! New Girl!

Normal POV

"Damn, flying pigs," Sakura yelled from her sleep. Yes, again she had another pig dream with the comforters over her head.

"Sakura!" Her little sister said coming into her room, jumping up and down. She crawled on the bed and smothered Sakura with her feet.

"Get the hell of off me, Yuki!" Sakura screamed.

"It's the first day of school, remember." Yuki said, "Do you even know what time it is." Sakura lifted the comforters off of her head. It was a new high school. It was about December-ish.

"Damn it. It's 5:00 A.M. I'm going back to bed." She fell over, taking the comforters with her.

"Get up. You got to make me breakfast. It's the first day of junior high for me, and the first day of high school for you."

"Fine, if you shut up." Sakura crawled out of bed and got dressed. She wasn't even supposed to be up yet.

"What do you want to eat?" Sakura said walking towards the cupboard to grab a bowl.

"Pancakes!"

"How 'bout something that we have?" Sakura said grabbing the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

"Fine. Hand me a bowl." She snapped. Sakura was very disappointed in what her sister just said.

"Say the magic word." Sakura pouted.

"I'm not a little kid anymore."

"Say the magic word." Sakura snorted, refusing to give her a bowl.

"Please hand me a bowl." After Yuki said that, Sakura finally handed her a bowl. They both got ready for school.

"Ready?" Sakura asked her. Sakura was wearing a fishnet shirt over a black tank top on with a mini-skirt on that says, "I'm a bitch, but not yours."

"Yeah, let's go." Yuki said, wearing an outfit similar Sakura's, but with politer words. The high school and junior high were right next to each other. Sakura and Yuki walked to school. Of course, Sakura had to lock the door since their parents had died when Sakura was little. They lived in a cramped little apartment with three bedrooms.

"I'm scared." Yuki said gripping Sakura's hand.

"Don't be. Just be… normal," Sakura's only piece of advice.

"Ok." She loosened her grip. They walk to school parting at the intersection between the high school and the junior high. Sakura headed in front, already getting eyeballed by the guys.

'Just great. I'm already a piece of meat.' She thought.

"Welcome to High School!" Inner Sakura said, making her even more happy.

'Shut up!' She yelled in her head. Sakura walked into the office to get her schedule.

"Welcome to Kohona High, Sakura-chan." The principal (Tsunade) said to her, handing her schedule to her. She gave a quick smirk and walked off.

'Where the hell are my classes?' She thought. As she thought, she ran into someone with a strong muscular chest.

"Sorry." She said walking in the other direction. Before she could run the other way, she was caught in sand.

"You need some help?" The redhead said with her in front of his face.

"Yeah. Could you help?" She answered.

"Wow. You're in all of my class," he smirked, "I guess I'll be your personal escort today." The redhead was wear a black tee shirt with a pair of black baggy pants with a necklace shaped like shark teeth filled with sand.

"Fine." She got a little attitude toward him.

"Holy hell! He's hot!" Inner Sakura screamed, "I could just eat him."

'I know, huh?' She thought.

Sakura's POV

He walked me toward my locker. It took me like 15 minutes to open it.

"Hey, Gaara! You ready for band?" a blonde boy said walking up to me and the redhead, "Who's your friend?"

"This is…"

"I'm Sakura," I finished.

"Nice to meet you, Sakura-chan." He answered, "Let me see your schedule." He ripped my schedule out of my hands.

"Dude, you're in all of my classes. That's awesome. Including band."

"Yeah, I asked if I could sign up a couple of days ago. I met with the band director. He said I was pretty good, actually he said my skills match Gaara's and I didn't know who that was until like 5 minutes ago." I said. Gaara was frozen in fear.

Gaara's POV

'She's as good as me? This can't be happening!' I thought.

"She looks like she as good as you," the Shukaku said inside my head.

'Well, she shouldn't be. She belongs with the punks. I should tell Temari.' I thought with a smirk on the inside.

"Putting her in the punk group isn't a bad idea." The Shukaku said inside my head with a smirk.

Normal POV

"Hey, Sakura. Do you want to meet my sister, Temari?" Gaara asked with a smirk as in his thoughts.

"Sure. After homeroom." Sakura agreed reluctantly. She didn't want killed on her first day of school. She knew what powers Gaara had.

"Actually, she's in our homeroom. She wasn't held back though. They just mix up the grades." Gaara pointed out. (A/N: Gaara's a bit OOC.)

"Whatever." Sakura turned around and walked away.

"What's her problem?" Sakura overheard Naruto say that and rushed back to where Naruto and Gaara were standing.

"There is no fucking problem." Sakura pounded her fist into Naruto's face. "Got it?" Naruto flew to the nearest wall and thought, 'Holy Shit. I'm not going to toy with her.'

"Sorry, Sakura-Chan."

She started to walk away, but turned her head to the side, "Don't call me that."

"I'm starting to like this girl here." Gaara smirked.

"Only because she almost beat the living shit out of me!" Naruto yelled at him, "Gaara, let me go!" Sand covered Naruto's Leg.

"No." Gaara said. More sand crawled up Naruto's leg again.

"Please! I'll get that Sakura-girl to go out with you." Naruto begged, and it seemed to work. 'I'm guessing that Gaara likes her. This wouldn't be too hard. Unless she kills me again.' Naruto thought.

"Fine. You have a week." Gaara released the sand, and it went back into the necklace.

"But what if I can't get her to like you in a week." Naruto scraped himself off the floor.

"Then I'll have to kill you." Gaara walked off.

-Meanwhile-

"Hey, new girl," a goth/emo with four pony tails girl yelled, Sakura turned around, "Yeah, you." She continued.

"What?" Sakura said with her "famous" attitude.

"Let me see your class schedule." She continued, "You're in 6 of my classes including homeroom."

"Who are you anyway?" Sakura questioned the group of girls.

"Well, this is the punk group, which consists of me, Temari, Tenten, Suki, Yuuga, Tarento, Hinata, and Ino." She said walking a little closer, pointing out each of them.

"Well, I'm Sakura. I guess I was suppose to meet you in homeroom."

"Really, says who." Temari questioned.

"By your brother." Sakura replied.

"Oh, well you can hang with us," Temari continued, "You look like you belong here with us… but beware. We don't talk to the two other groups, the outcasts with their leader, Sasuke, and the drummers with their leader and my "so-called" baby brother, Gaara."

"Well, I'm the band and in the drummer section." Sakura interrupted.

"Well, you'll just have to choose later after you get a feel for both groups, but whatever you do. DO NOT GO INTO SASUKE'S GROUP OR YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN OUTCAST." Temari said angrily.

"Thanks for the advice." Sakura gave her a thumbs up while leaning back a bit. They walked into the classroom next to them, which is their homeroom.

A/N: Let me guess. It was really stupid. Anyways. Gaara, can you read the script? (I got this from my other favorite.)

Gaara: Reads script No.

Aka: Fine, don't read it! Pulls out Mr. Bear Read or Mr. Bear gets it.

Gaara: Fine. Please Review telling Aka to continue or not! Sweatdrops

Aka: Thank you! Review!

A/N: Beware of a two new guys from my favorite bands.