A/N
Heya! This is a branch-off kind of thing for my fanfiction 'The Pines Triplets'! (Read that if you want a more serious fic, and also if you want to know more about this Bip kid). So this is a going to be a series of short, semi-connected, light-hearted one shots.
It's kind of like Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained and Mabel's Guide to Everything, except it's Bip's version.
"Okay, okay…. I think I got it."
The static clears as the voice speaks, and as the image steadies so does the speaker. A wide grin stretched over his face and the boy put his hands on his hips.
"Heya Internet! Welcome to-" he throws glitter into the air "Bip's Blog!"
"Bip! What are you doing!?" Calls a voice from off screen.
"I'm working on a tutorial, Mabel!" Bip snaps back. The girl let's out an excited squeal, running into view at high speeds.
"What are we doing!?" She asked, bouncing excitedly.
"Baking a cake." Bip smiles at his sister. He motions to the table behind him, where a wide assortment of baking ingredients were displayed for the camera.
"YAY! CAKE!" Mabel smiles, pulling on a cake-themed sweater. "Welcome to Bip's Baking Blog!"
"Whew! Alliteration!" Bip cheers. "Okay! Step One-"
The video glitches. Static fills the video and audio, and when it clears, the kitchen is smothered in charcoal and Bip's bangs sticking up via cake frosting.
"A-and that's how you DON'T bake a cake!" Bip says, smiling.
"Ta-dah!" Mabel says, displaying her batter-covered jazz hands.