OotP SPOILERS!! DON'T READ TO THE END UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED OotP!!!

Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, most of the plot isn't mine. (Luckily)

A/N: Okay, what's going on here is: My six-year-old brother and I wrote a fanfic together. I was bored, he wanted to. The parts he wrote are in normal font, the part I wrote is bold. Just so you know, I am typing this EXACTLY as he dictated to me. He is six, remember, so some of the wording is odd, and I was writing like a six year old so it came together smoothly.

A dragon is at Hogwarts. He is breathing fire at Dobby and the dragon isn't trying to do that. The dragon is looking for Harry Potter to breathe fire at him. But the dragon and Dobby are in the dungeons and they don't know how to get out, and they don't think that they can get out ever.

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Harry Potter and Professor Snape were in the hallway. Snape said, "What are you doing here?"

Harry said, "Going to class."

Snape replied, "Let's duel."

* * *

The dragon got out and so did Dobby. The dragon went to find Harry Potter

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Snape and Harry started to duel. Snape's hair was clean, and he was really mad at Harry now. He made Harry's head into Fluffy's head. Or rather, three heads.

Hermione fixed Harry in a jiffy, and he made Snape's nose like normal. Snape hit Harry with Rictusempra, who hit him with Tarantallegra.

Hermione said, "Finite Incantatum!" and they went back to normal. Suddenly…the dragon came!

The dragon tapped Harry and said, "Are you Harry Potter?"

Harry Potter said, "Yes."

The dragon said, "I'm gonna kill you."

Harry Potter said, "I just learned a new spell. It can bounce the heads off of dragon statues." Harry said, "Maybe the spell can work on dragons that move." Harry used it and it bounced the head off of him. Before it could, Harry said, "I forgot it would bounce the head off of myself. I guess I'm a goner." And he was. Just before his head came off, Ron yelled, "NO!"

And Harry died.

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He woke up in a place that was white. He looked around. He saw Sirius, James, and Lily looking at him.

"Hi Harry," Sirius said.

"Welcome home," Lily added.

James said, "You look just like me."

Harry smiled. "I've missed you guys."

They all hugged.

~THE END~

A/N2: Well, I thought it was pretty good, for a six year old. I tried to make it Umbridge being backed in the beginning. Nope, he wouldn't have it. He wanted it to be Professor Quirrel, but I convinced him Dobby was better. See, if it was Quirrel, Sirius wouldn't be dead yet, and I HAD to have Harry reunite with Sirius. It was my brother's idea to kill Harry, though I would have done it. He doesn't like Harry, he likes Malfoy, Quirrel, VOLDEMORT, etc.