Haha, Pokeshipping is probably one of the shippings that I hate the most, at least in Pokemon. I guess I get from my being a Palletshipper, since it is not like I despise Misty.

I was tempted to abuse that Steelix thing and have it kill one of them, but this is Pokemon

I apologize if this just reads as plain awkward.

Another drabble dare. The dare was to write a Pokeshipping drabble about Steelix.

POV: Steelix (Yes, he is totally a Pokeshipper.)

Just to clear things up: No, I do not even know what I just wrote in this.

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The sun beat down on my back as I slithered my way over the rough mountain terrain. Making my way to an open path, I pushed past the far inferior creatures that got in my. They would not make me late for this...or else.

A little Pidgey had brought word to me that he had seen a cute, young couple having a picnic at the lake. I just had to see them, after all, I am a sucker for cute things. Though, I did ruin the last date I wanted to watch. Why did they run away from me? I just wanted to give them advice. Why does everyone run! I am a brilliant artist of love!

Swinging my large, steel tail in rage, I knocked a rock from its home and sent it flying down the mountain. I was only slightly disappointed when I did not hear the cry of some small, pathetic Pokemon being crushed by my rock.

Quickly, I ragged to the lake plowing over anything that dared get in my path. As the rocky path turned green with fresh grass, I put in extra effort to destroy the land that carried me to my destination. I could at least have fun while I traveled, right?

Slowing down as I finally reached the lake. I hid myself behind a group of bushes, peeking my eyes out in the least noticeable way. My tail stuck out of my hiding spot, but I figured that they would not notice.

My eyes roomed to the young couple, some weird kid in a stupid hat was sitting next to a beautiful, red-headed girl. She was holding some egg-thing that looked like it might make a good meal, but I decided not to attack them.

The girl, who's name I learned to be Misty, was dropping hints at that idiot boy like there was no tomorrow, but he seemed more interested in his Pikachu. Misty's hand crawled over to the brat's hand, holding it gently in her own. A small blush formed on her face as she stared into his with loving eyes. It was cute that I thought I might kill something, but that boy had to ruin it. He simply blushed and looked away from her. How dare he treat a lady like that!

With a loud cry, I emerged from my hiding spot and charged at the boy. The surprised couple jumped to their feet as that insolent kid ordered his Pikachu to attack. With ease I knocked that yellow rat back to his trainer, who shouted something as I moved in for the kill.

To my surprise, a powerful Water Gun shot my side forcing my body to fall. With weak eyes I looked up at Misty. Why would she do that to me? I was trying to help her... Why do I always get attacked? She is way too good for that kid...