The Fox Demon:
Once upon a time in a far away magical Japanese place
there was a fox demon named Jarvis. As a fox demon Jarvis
looked like a fox and was naturally gifted with a magical
power. Jarvis's magical demon power was foxiness, which
allowed him to prance and play with ease. And since this
story takes place in a magical Japanese place Jarvis lived
in an enchanted forest, home to many of his other animal
demon friends.
One day Jarvis, the fox demon was lying on the enchanted
dirt of the enchanted forest minding his own business when
he saw the most beautiful butterfly fluttering above him.
"What's your name?" Jarvis asked the butterfly .
"Daisy," replied the beautiful butterfly.
"I am Jarvis, a fox demon."
"An evil demon?" Daisy asked stupidly.
"No, a fox demon."
"What is a fox?"
"I am a fox. Are you stupid?"
"No, I am beautiful."
Jarvis agreed that Daisy was a beautiful butterfly but
felt that any creature that stupid didn't deserve to live.
So he swatted down the beautiful butterfly Dasiy and ate
her, deciding to never again talk to strange creatures that
just happened to be beautiful. And Jarvis spent the rest of
his fox demon days prancing around foxily in the enchanted
forest.
THE END