I got so caught up with Stupid Bird that I forgot to post this! This is the fic that inspired Stupid Bird. Hungary isn't as crazy in this one but she's not exactly sane either.

Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction website so I'm pretty sure you realize I DON'T own Hetalia. And I hate Roderick, not the country of Austria.

"Gilbert!" Elizaveta cried, running towards her childhood friend.

Gilbert looked up to see the love of his life running towards him with tears streaming down her face. Gilbert was worried. She wasn't the kind of person who would cry when something went wrong. She was stronger than that.

"Eliza-" He managed to say before she threw herself on him.

It was so sudden that he almost fell over. He leaned against a nearby tree for support and began stoking her hair.

"What's wrong?" he asked her with a worried look in his eyes.

"I…I killed Roderick…" she whispered before burying her face in his shoulder.

Roderick was…dead? Gilbert didn't care; he never really liked that piano playing son of a bitch anyway. Actually he was almost glad that bastard was dead. He was worried about Elizaveta. She had been with Roderick for three years. Gilbert knew that that asshole wasn't treating her right, but what could he possibly have done to provoke her?

"Shhh. It's going to be ok Liz," he reassured her, "Just tell me what happened."

She reluctantly pulled away from his embrace and wiped away the tears that kept pouring out of her eyes. She was scared. Gilbert had always been there for her. But would he understand? Would he be afraid of her now that he knew what she was capable of?

"He was…cheating on me…" she mumbled, "I walked in on him and….a guy…God! I was with him for three years! How did I not realize he was gay!"

"He's an asshole." Gilbert sneered, "I would never…"

She looked up at him. What was he saying? Did he...was it possible that Gilbert had feelings for her? That would explain why he was always so rude towards her boyfriends.

"You would never what?" she asked him.

"I would never cheat on my girlfriend. If I had one," he told her, "Anyway, what happened next?"

"I…beat the shit out of him and that slut he was making out with…and I hide the bodies in the piano…" she explained.

Gilbert sighed. This was bad. The police were going to be after her now. What was he supposed to do? She was a criminal, but she was also the girl who had stolen his heart all those years ago.

He looked down into her light green eyes and brushed her soft blond hair away from them. He knew what she wanted him to do. He wanted to help her more than anything, but wouldn't this make him an accomplice?

Ah hell, she was the most amazing person he'd ever met and she was worth it! He didn't care if he got caught and had to spend the rest of his life in prison. He just wanted to see her smile again the way she did before that loser broke her.

She used to be strong and independent. He changed her completely. He made her wear dresses and be more girly. She became shy and dependent on him. It didn't suit her at all. Gilbert wanted the vicious girl who would beat the shit out of him back.

"I'll help you get out of the country," he assured her, "We'll have to be careful, the police will be looking for you."

Once again: I'm not a huge Austria fan. But you knew that right XD