Honeymoon
By: MysticFantasy
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Disclaimer: (I own no part of this movie or the characters in it.)
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Chapter 1
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"What are you looking at beautiful?"
Natasha raised a brow to Tony at his question. He was the only one in the Tower, and most likely the world, bold enough to try to call her cute pet names. The rings under his eyes was showing that he was afraid that one day he'd take it too far.
"Not that it's any of your business, it's a file for an undercover mission I may have to go on." Natasha answered.
"What is it this time?" Clint asked from where he was lying across a couch.
"I may have to go undercover posing as a newly married woman in order to find out some information." she answered.
"Who's the lucky man?" Clint asked with a smirk.
"Whoever I decide." Natasha answered.
"Guess it's either me or bird boy." Tony stated.
"What makes you think that I'll pick one of you?" Natasha asked.
"Who else is there for you to pick from?" Tony replied. "It's either one of us or you can take the thunder god or the rage monster."
"What about Cap?" Clint questioned.
"Captain Virginity?! Seriously?! If those two women from his past hadn't snuck it up on him, he wouldn't even have had his first kiss yet and he's ninty four years old for crying out loud. I really doubt that he would handle an undercover mission that might involve the one thing he's pledged against."
Natasha gave Tony a light glare for making fun of Steve's morals although he did have a bit of a point.
Ever since he'd been thawed from the ice, Steve had made promises to himself and a few of them he had voiced to the Avengers when some of their teases, mostly from Tony, had gotten to where he had to explain himself when they were getting on his nerves.
One of the things that he had explained was that he would never give up his purity. Since the only woman he had loved was never to be his, Steve had decided to give up his hopes of ever getting married and having a family of his own.
It was sad to think about but Natasha could understand his pain. Maybe she would ask the Captain to pose as her husband for this mission. The cover could be used as a way to help him try to overcome the thought that he would always be alone.
And Natasha did admit that walking around with him on her arm wouldn't be bad either. She did admit to herself that she had stolen a few glances at him when he was in his uniform. It was pretty hard not to.
But due to his lack of experience in the romance field and around women, Natasha was more than likely going to have to train him how to act being around a woman.
Yes, perhaps she would ask him to be her partner for this mission.
As if to help her out, the said Captain walked into the living room looking like he had just gotten out of another extreme workout.
"Steve." Natasha said making her way over to the soldier and looped her arms through one of his. "Can I talk to you about something?"
"Uh, sure." Steve answered as Natahsa led the way back down the hall he had just come from.
Tony and Clint watched the two leave until they were out of sight.
"Hundred bucks says that she can deflower him." Tony declared.
"You're on." Clint replied.
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"Do what now?!"
"Be my husband." Natasha answered with a smirk at Steve's confusion.
"Would Tony or Clint be more qualified for this?" Steve asked as he continued to look through the file Natasha had been reading.
"They would but I'd rather have you." Natasha answered. "They may know the ways of relationships but you're the one who really knows what a relationship is about and how to treat women."
"Well, I uh, I didn't think that I knew what a relationship was about since I've never beenin one."
"You may have never been in one but you know that they're about loyalty and trust. That's what I need from the partner I need to come with me on this mission. Who better than Steve Rogers."
"But I'd give us away almost right away." Steve admitted closing the file and putting it on the desk. "I'd be too nervous and jumpy."
"You know, I find that funny about you Cap." Natasha said with a smirk as she crossed her arms in front of her chest. "You can stare down Hydra enemies and they wet their pants like little kids. But when it comes to being around a woman, you're the one who's nervous."
"Can you blame me?" Steve asked. "Before I became Captain America no woman would come within ten feet of me because of the way I looked. Bucky had done his best to try to set me up with a few gals he knew but all of those attempts were for nothing. Then when I did become Captain America, I was never around women for very long because of all the missions I had. When I was around a few they were making it clear that they just wanted me for my reputation and apperance."
"Well, I can't blame them for the appearance part." Natasha said and lightly chuckled when she saw Steve blush. "Cap, I am not going to lie to you. You are handsome."
"Thanks?" Steve stuttered as his blush deepened.
"Look, Steve, I want you to be my partner for this mission because I think it would work out both ways. I'd get a strong and handsome man to play my husband and you would get some more experience around women. I can't imagine it's very fun always being on guard around the opposite sex."
"It's not." Steve confirmed.
"Then is it agreed?" Natasha asked. "You by my partner and I help you not be so twitchy?"
Steve was quiet as he thought for a moment. Natasha had already explained what would be expected if he agreed to help her. She was being respectful about his morals though and vowed that she would not let anything come to that point on the mission.
But until the mission occured, Natasha would be helping him learn how to act around a woman. Holding her close, holding her hand, kissing in public...
It made him nervous inside and he knows he has the option to turn it down but he felt that he owed this to Natasha since she said that he felt he would be the best choice for this and she trusted him that much.
"Well...alright."
"Good." Natasha exclaimed. "Come back here after dinner and we'll get started on practice."