Disclaimer; Nope I don't own them, sex between women, bad language, slushy throwing, annoying things of the male gender and what ever else that I can throw into a FF and get away with.
Songs by; Aerosmith, Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Madonna, Rascal Flats, Faith Hill, Gloria Gaynor, Bon Jovi, Taylor Swift.
Chapter One
Summer vacation started out with a roar, all the kids of McKinley High ran from the building on the last day and completely papered the hallways with left over assignments. The Glee kids all walked the hallway laughing and bouncing into each other as they headed to the front doors. With the last turn in the hall, they came up against the football team and stopped. "Ahhh come on guys," Puck rolled his eyes at Dave. "Haven't you guys gotten us enough times with the slushy's to last a lifetime?" With his last word came the wave of grape flavored slushy.
"Thanks Dave," Finn wiped his eyes and nodded his head. "I have no idea how I'll handle summer vacation without getting slushied a few times a week." They walked through the group and fling purple ice from their hands onto the football players. Santana looked down at her white shirt and gritted her teeth; she had lost so many clothes to the asshole football team.
"I'm going to change, I'll see ya guys later at Breadstix." She shot Brittany a look and turned towards the locker room.
"Me to," Brittany pulled her shirt away from her chest and looked down at her stained flesh. "Sanny, I have smurf boobs!" She yelled after her and took off at a jog.
Mercedes looked to Kurt and rolled her eyes. "Has anyone ever told Britt that smurfs are blue?"
"I don't think it would matter one way or the other with her," Kurt said and wiped at his face again. "She's in her own little world most of the time."
"She's not alone," Quinn tilted her head back towards the locker rooms. "Santana seems to play there quite often, like now." She gave them a knowing grin and moved off towards the front doors of the school.
Santana locked the door behind Brittany and gave her a seductive look before pushing her up against the door. "I've wanted to do this all day." She wrapped her arms around her neck and pulled her down for a breath stealing kiss that had them both reeling.
"Sanny, what if someone comes in?"
"Everyone is gone," she nipped at her neck and then licked all the way down to linger between her breasts. "We're safe."
"Let's go in Coach Sylvester's office and get our mac on," she slipped a hand between Santana's thighs and squeezed. "I want you on top of her desk."
"And this is exactly why I had cameras installed in all the rooms in this building." Sue said from where she was standing at the other locker room door. "She crossed her arms over her chest and looked to the girls. "I've always had my suspicions about you two." She watched as Santana stepped in front of Brittany and took on her bitch look. "Relax," she gave them a crooked smirk. "I'm not going to do anything now; I have the entire summer to plain your demise." She pointed to the door. "Get the Hell out before I change my mind!" She turned on her heel and headed back to her office. "Now to download this little gift to disc, Myspace, Facebook and Youtube, by the time they get home, it will be viral!" She watched as her computer downloaded different shots from the cameras in the locker room. "I will crush you William even if I have to do it one Glee kid at a time."
Santana stood at the side of her car with her head resting on the car window; she looked to the side to see a pensive Brittany. "What are we going to do if she tries to blackmail us?"
"Can she do that to our mail, I thought there were laws against that?" Brittany said with wide eyes.
Santana just stared at her. "Britt's, remember how when I get dirt on someone, I make them do stuff or I'll tell Jacob and have him put it in the muckraker?"
"Yeah, we get all kinds of good stuff when you do that."
"Coach can do that to us now," she ran a hand through her hair and got her fingers tangled in the sticky mess. "Come on I need a shower before we go to Breadstix."
The Glee kids took up one whole section of the restaurant, the employees had moved tables around for them so that they wouldn't be disturbing the other patrons by turning in the booths or moving in between tables to talk. When Brittany and Santana got there, the table was full and only one chair remained in between Mercedes and the wall. Santana grumbled and cast a look to everyone. "Thanks for saving us a shitty seat." She waited for Brittany to sit down before she sat on her lap and wrapped one arm around her neck.
"Hey it's not our fault you're late." Finn said and threw a breadstick at her. "What took you so long?"
"We went back to my place for a shower." she looked to their friends and saw that they had all done the same.
"We ran out of hot water and that really sucked." Brittany added and looked at her wrinkled fingers. "It took us a long time to get rid of my smurf boobs." Everyone who heard her looked to Santana.
All she gave them was a bored expression. "So did you order yet?"
"No we didn't, they've been avoiding us like we have a strange ailment." Kurt used a spoon to check his hair and looked over to her. "The server mentioned that the health department has put them on some kind a list because they were reported for having mice in their food or on their food," he waved a hand in the air. "Something." He gave Santana a raised eyebrow. "A Mrs. Santittany called them."
Everyone looked at her including Brittany. "We got married?" She asked. Santana rolled her eyes at Kurt and hugged Brittany tighter.
"They pissed me off the last time I was here, they're lucky I went easy on them." She stood up, made her way over to the end of the table and pointed a finger at one of the servers. "Hey you, do you know who I am?" She stood with her hands on her hips and did a head bob. "Menus now or I'll make another call!" She swaggered back to Brittany and sat back down on her lap. "Takes care of that." She gave them all a smirk.
"Ok, what are we all doing for summer vacation?" Mercedes asked.
"I'm working with Kurt's dad." Finn looked to Kurt and shrugged his shoulders. They went around the table until they ended up with Brittany. She looked to everyone and then to Santana.
"I'm not going in the sewers this year, cuz that really sucked last year."
"No sewers this year," Santana leaned in and what ever she whispered in her ear turned Brittany's face a deep red. "All summer long." She gave her a sultry look and then rolled her eyes from all the gagging noises coming from their friends.
"I'm going where ever they're going." Puck wiggled his brows at them.
After they had eaten enough breadsticks for a small army and consumed their food, they handed their money to Quinn and headed for the door. She looked to all the bills in her hand and just knew she would get stuck making up for the shortage. "Why do I always get stuck paying the bill?" She looked to Santana and Brittany.
"Because your mom," Santana gave her a smile and handed her two twenties. "That'll make up for any shortage," she gave her a knowing look. "I know you get screwed all the time and I put the tip under Britts' plate." She squeezed her hand and then took Brittany's. "Gimme a call sometime this week and we'll hang out." Quinn gave her a smile, nodded and watched as they made their way to the front door.