A Completely Nutty Torchwoody Space Saga

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By Terrenis

Pairing: Janto (What else!)

Disclaimer: Neither Torchwood nor Spaceballs belongs to me, but to their respective owners. No money is made with this humble fan fiction.

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Short Authoress' Note: Welcome to my newest madness! This is what you get when you watch one particular movie too much and the muse strikes you at 5 o' clock in the morning in the shower.

Enjoy!

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A Short Prologue

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Once upon a time in a galaxy not so far away (in fact, it's the one right in front of you), in a solar system similar to our own, lied the planet London, inhabited by a sexy but also ruthless and cruel species who called themselves…Torchwoodies.

Besides having a rather rude reputation, the evil president of London City had a much worse problem on her mind. London was infamous for its habit of excessive partying around the clock. Not that that was a bad thing, but a non-stop party, which lasted incredibly 170 years, had deprived the planet of much needed, precious air.

As a result, President Hartman devised a cunning plan to steal even the tiniest bit of air from their peace-loving neighbour and the only other planet in the system, the Kingdom of Cardiff, ruled by King Owen and Queen Toshiko.

Today was a very happy day for the inhabitants of Cardiff, because today was the day of Crown Prince Ianto's wedding, not knowing of the danger just a few kilometres above them.

To be continued…

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Yes, that's all for now! I know it's rather short but the next chapters are going to be much longer. So let me know if you want more.

By the way, CoE started airing last week here in Germany, but I don't know if I'm going to continue watching it, because I find this season rather depressing, especially since I know what'll happen on Day 4.

And I also want to let you know that I'm half done with Chapter 3 of "There's always hope". Hopefully I'm ready with it until next week, but you never know…

Until next time!

^^ Terrenis