C-E/ L-S/A-C: This is a collaberation of two authors and one weird person that has nothing to do with anything minds on one similar subject. AND WE'RE BORED! So together with our combined powers and creativeness (plus a working mouse!) we will control the universes of fangirldom and BISHIES! GO BISHIES! Clone-Eden! Leigh Sims(author of Falcon series and New Girl)! And ASHLEY-CHAN(no relation)! WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!! SMACK Ow! Stop it Ash!
Cast:
C-E - Clone Eden
L-S - Leigh Sims
A-C - Ashley Chan
Falcon - Falcon
MI - Milly
ML - Meryl
Vash - Himself
Knives - Knives
KN - Kuroneko
Robin - Robin (From the comics)
IM - Impulse SF Starfire (From Teen Titans)
BB - Beast Boy (From Teen Titans)
RP - Random Person from Gunsmoke
Secret - Secret
RV - Raven
----Now The Story Begins----
It was dark. Too dark to be night. Robin pulled out his collapsable staff and searched like a blind man with his cane.
Unknown: "Ow! Who's hitting me with a stick?!"
Robin: "Sorry..."
Unknown: "Ti- Robin?"
Suddenly, a bright light floods a room no bigger then 20x20 feet with walls of concrete, no apparent doors, windows or vents. Which broght up another question. Where did the air come in? (At which point, Eden smacked Sims over the head and told her not to point plot holes.) Robin collapses his staff and puts it back in his belt. He sees Falcon.
Robin: "Falcon? Where are we?"
They look around to see several other people. Some unknown and some known.
Falcon: "Um.. Somewhere?"
Knives: "Who're those freaks?"
Vash: "Why are they dressed in spandex?"
Knives: "What's spandex?"
Silence.
BB: "Well, this is awkward."
----In A Local Labratory, A Few Minutes Before The Intro.----
A girl with short, brown, unrully hair and yellow tinged glasses stood mixing chemicals in her white lab coat and lauging maniacally. Behind her, a tall girl with shoulder lenght hair and another girl with long brown hair and looks like a clone of the Falcon save for the oval glasses stand behind her. Meet Eden (the crazy one), Ash-chan (the tall one), and Leigh (the "edgy" one). And somewhere in the background, Weird Al played his sadistic tunes.
C-E: --cackle cackle-- --mix mix--
L-S: "Oi, what's she up to now?"
A-C: --shrugs--
L-S: "It better not be like the time she blew up half the dorms!"
A-C: --chuckle--
L-S: --stares at Ash-- "You gonna say anything?"
A-C: --shrugs--
Then suddenly, a bright light exploded from the test tubes as Eden added one last chemical. The light faded and all of the aforementioned (see cast list) group laid on the ground, unconscious (aside from one Kuroneko). Awkward silence as the authors stand covered in soot (for some weird reason).
KN: "Myaaa."
A-C: "Isn't that Knives?...Eden?"
C-E: "............EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" --latch--
L-S: --gasp-- "Anime characters, comic book characters and cartoon characters... EEP! It's ME!" --points to Falcon-- "We're two people but one person but two bodies but but- my head hurts."
A-C: "CALM DOWN! Eden leave Knives alone. (C-E: awww) We need to put them somewhere...."
Robin starts waking up.
Robin: "What's goin-" --Leigh glomps him and he goes unconsious.--
Eden stands up, letting go of Knives, and dusting off her lab coat. She starts dragging Vash into a little chamber. After setting him down, she procedes to carry the rest into the room. She makes sure to take everyone's weapons that might help them escape.
A-C: "Eden...?"
Leigh clings to Robin dragging him into the chamber as well.
L-S: "This is the happiest time of my life!!"
Soon enough, everyone lays in the chamber and Ash and Eden pull Leigh from Robin's limp body. Leigh grabs onto the cement floor and screams.
L-S: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ashley tries to negotiate with Sims and Eden stands in the background singing Alberquerque. Eden suddenly stops.
C-E: "Hey, I put a camera in there and it's hooked up to the Plasma in the front room......"
Silence.
A-C & L-S: "WHAT?!?"
L-S: --stands up-- "Why do you have a camera in a random room in the basement?"
C-E: --stares-- "Idunno."
A-C: "Oi. Come on Leigh you can watch on the tv."
L-S: "YAY!" --runs into the living room--
The others shrug and Ashley follows Leigh. Eden closes the reinforced steel door with brick camoflague and activated the lock. She ran upstairs cackling.
----In "The Room"----
Introductions are made and Robin finds himself in the middle of a four-girl-circle (Starfire, Flacon, Secret and Milly).
Robin: "ummm."
MI: "Aw, you're so cute." --pinches his cheek-- (the face --smacks Leigh for being perverted--)
Secret: "Robin, what's going on?"
SF: "Robin, who are these -other- female life beings?"
Robin: "er..." --points to Falcon-- "That's Falcon?"
Falcon: --hits him over the head-- "Of course I'm Falcon! What?! Forget your own girlfriend?"
SF & Secret: "GIRLFRIEND?!?!" --jumps on Falcon and a "fight cloud" appears--
Kuroneko jumps out of the cloud.
KN: "Myaa." --walks past Vash, who is sitting down shaking his head--
Vash: "Why are all those women fighting over HIM for?"
IM: --leans towards Vash-- "I think it's the cape."
Vash: "......"
BB: "Chicks dig the cape, dude."
Vash smiles and turns his back to the room, ripping off his coat. Various rips and tears can be seen as he creates a new "outfit."
----In The Living Room----
Eden sits upside down on the couch next to Ash and Leigh. Ash-chan laughs her head off as Leigh cheers on the fight.
L-S: "Come on Falcon! You can do it! Right, Left!" --does punching motions--
Eden drops a few pieces of popcorn in her mouth, orienting the camera on Knives. Leigh hovers over Eden with fire in her eyes.
L-S: --uses the "voice"-- "I. Want. To see. The FIGHT!!!" --lunges for the remote in Eden's hands--
----Back In "The Room"----
Vash appears wearing his red coat tied around his neck as a cape. Knives shakes his head. Vash walks up to the cloud.
Vash: --sparkly eyes-- "Hello ladies."
Screeech. Everyone stops and stares at Vash. The cloud disappears from the cat fight (myaa) and the girls stare at Vash in the middle of their actions. Falcon straddles Starfire about to punch as Secret holds some of Falcon's hair in her solidified hand. Silence.
Vash: "So..." --walks over to the girls as the room follows his actions-- "How about we leave this place and get something to eat?"
Meryl walks over to Vash and hits him over the head.
ML: "You idiot! We can't get out!" --hits him over repeatedly until he passes out--
Everyone stares at Vash's bloody head.
SF: "Is he alive?"
Secret: "If he was dead, I would know."
Meryl sighs.
ML: "Donuts....."
Vash shoots up and spins around.
Vash: "WHERE WHERE?!?"
The room sighs coupled with a rythmic thud of Knives' head against the wall. The three let go of each other (Random guy: awww man).
Falcon: "Pervert! whack!
Robin: "Could you please not hurt my gir- er friend?'
Falcon: --gives Robin the "stare"-- "FRIEND?! Ok, nothing for a week!"
Robin: "No kissie?"
Falcon: --stare-- "NO!"
Upon Robin's request and because they want Robin to be "happy," they let out a dismal sigh and refrain from launching themselves at Falcon again.
Secret: "Perhaps we should do this in a more reasonable way. I know! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"
Falcon: "But, you -can't- die. You're already dead."
Secret: "So.....?"
Falcon: --shakes head-- "Oi."
MI: --pops up-- "I know! Why don't you guys be friends!"
The room stares at Milly.
SF: "I shall refrain from the bashing of the heads or the kicking of the butt, but friendsssss.... no."
Falcon: "Ok, so Deal?"
Secret: "What deal? The only deal I know is DEATH! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"
----In The Living Room----
Eden pokes her head from beneath Leigh and Ash who are laying ontop of her. She pushes a buttone on the remote, repeatedly.
C-E: "Agree!"
----"The Room"----
Everyone gives Secret the "stare" and she buckles under the pressure.
Secret: "Alright, alright. I'll agree" --sigh--
SF: "Then it is agreed! We shall be friends!"
Secret: --grumble-- "i still don't like her." --glares at Falcon--
MI: "Very Good, Everyone! Now let's have a group hug!"
Everyone stares at Milly.
MI: --evil voice-- "DO IT!"
Vash: "Yeah! Group hug!"
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!! And Meryl, Starfire, Secret, Falcon leave a whimpering Vash on the ground with his "cape".
----End----
C-E/L-S/A-C: (Sims) Well, now that everyone knows we're psycos with OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). WILL VASH EVER GET LUCKY? WILL MERYL'S HAND STOP HURTING? WILL ROBIN HAVE TO BEAT OFF ALL THE GIRLS? WILL FALCON SURvive? Find out in the next chapter of .... our story? Same Bat channel, Same Vat (oops) Bat Place!
Disclaimer: We don't own all this stuff. (aka I'm to lazy to write it all.)