To dad
From: ur reptilian children
Tale as Old as Time. Beauty and the Beast
This is real love story.
Once upon a time, there was a lizard and a dog. The dog was in love with the lizard, but she knew that she couldn't find the amooor from the lizard because the lizard was the king of Hisslot. She knew that there was only one way to get lizard-sama to notice her, she needed a love potion. So the dog decided to go the into the deepest parts of the scurry land of youtubia. There she found the magical warlock h3h3, who secretly wanted to kill the lizard king. He knew that the lizard had the greatest dick in all of Youtubia, so basically he was super jelly. The dog was super scared but since she was super horney she didn't care. SHE WANTED
THE L. So she bought a love potion from the warlock, who knew about her love for the lizard king, but little did she know, he had poisoned it. Once she had the potion, she went back to Hisslot. She was a servant/dick slayer at the castle, so getting in was purrty easy. She saw the king lizard walk into to his chambers, she followed him with determination. While he wasn't looking, she poured the whole potion into his drink. As she did someone came out of the kings private bathroom, naked. She gasped, it was…. Queen Pyro! She was super jelly bc she knew he had everything, from his luscious fur and tail. He was super kawaii. And she knew it. All of a sudden, King Lizard came out of the bathroom that Queen Pyro had came out of. He did not notice the dog, and so he went over to his drink and chugged it. The poison was really effective, as within seconds the lizard king was convulsing on the floor.
"MY HUSBAND!" Screamed Queen Pyro, as he knelt down next to him.
"MY LOVE, THAT WARLOCK DECEIVED ME, I AM SO SORRY!" Cried the dog.
Queen pyro leaned over his husband and kissed him, bringing him back to life because true love. The lizard king then stood up and looked at the dog and said one simple phrase
"KYS"
and then he looked at his queen and said,
"BRING ME THAT ASS"
The end