souda the fairy

reader:souda i... i- senpai i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

souda: sPIT IT OUT ALREADY

reedr: *spits out dik*

read: i hart u

roder: the letter

friend: *walks in*

frend: whta the heckie

youuu: uhh i can explain

soda: um we were uh im uh the... vagina fairy?

frond: oh ok have fern

frecknd: *gives reader a plant*

u: thx

sodo: *teleports*

redde: holy frik

friendo: *walks in again*

friend: wait why was he using his hat as a condo-
wait wtf hes gone.

frendle: so is the fern why would you throw that away

readie: im allergic to ferns

fronde: ok

frund: *leaves again*

u: what the bucko do i do with this fern

yu: where the deng did sprite senpai go

yuo: what the help do i do now

*SOUDA IN THE ROCK'S HOUSE*

the rock: hi im muscle and i like pizza

souda: wHERE AM I CRIKEY

Souda: ?

sode: IM STILL NAKED

SoudUe: WHERES THE READER

soapy: OY WHAT HAPPENED

soonda: yO R U GONNA MUTUALLY KILL ME *hides in dick
hat*

rocky III: um no im the tooth fairy

rocko: you declared urself the vagina fairy so now
its ur job

ryuk: have fern

rockin: *gives sofa a fern*

souda: wHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THIS

souda: *throws fern in the garbage*

sonpie: i dIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

the rock: why would you throw away that fern

souda: im allergic to ferns

the rock: ok

the rock: *flutters out of the room*

souda: what the bucko do i do with this fern

suda: where the deng is reader

suitor: what the help do i do now