"See what I mean?" huffed
Phibrizzo. The gold light
twinkled. "What do you mean
conditions? I won't destroy ANYONE! Important…." *a shovel
collided w/Phibby's head* "OW!" Phibby rubbed his bruise. "What do I have to do then? Anything's better then being dead." The light flickered. "You're kidding! Why do I have to do something so stup- I mean, yeah, great, sure.
With my powers it'll be a snap."
The light flickered goodbye, handed him a magic marker, and the next
scene began….
Amelia sat dreamily staring at
nothing imparticular. Lina,
"Amelia? Hello? Hmmmmm…"
Lina switched her empty plate with Amelia's full one. Amelia didn't notice. "What's with her?" asked Gourry. "Isn't it obvious?!" Lina asked between
bites. Swallowing a pitcher of water,
she sighed happily, then slammed her fist on the table. "How many times do we have to go through
this!?!?!?! Amelia is where Amelia
always is. The end episodes of Slayers
Next. Remember, where Zelgadis picks
her up? And saved her from Gaav?" They both turned and stared at Zelgadis. He pretended to see something in his coffee
cup. "Oh," said Gourry, "but how do you
know that Lina?" "Simple." Lina took Amelia's change purse and counted
out the tip. "She talks in her
sleep." "About Zelgadis?" "Are you kidding?! She never shuts up! Last
night-" *Lina whispered in Gourry's
ear* Zelgadis tried to scoot over
without anyone noticing. Too bad he was
scooting into a trap. "Yeeeeessssss
Zel? You wanted something?" Lina asked,
with a playful cat face. A tail
sprouted and started swishing happily.
Zel desperatly tried to think of a way out.
"Hello everyone ^_^!" greeted
Xelloss. Out of the frying pan,
thought Zel. Xelloss sat on the table
and started munching on a piece of sausage that had managed to escape
Lina. He noticed Amelia. *bonk* *bonk* His staff had no effect.
"She's in her happy place," supplied Gourry. "Ohhhhhhhh. I see." Xelloss, Gourry, and Lina turned and stared
at Zelgadis. Zel sighed, rolled his
eyes and stared out a window. He sadly
missed the site of a kid crashing through the roof… *BAM* and then Xelloss'
head breaking the fall.
They both layed sprawled out on the
ground. Phibrizzo got to his scences
(since he obviously had more) first. He
tore off Xelloss' glove and wrote ZAP on his hand, then ran away as fast as his
little legs could carry him. He was
mauled by fan girls a block later. He
raised a hand to kill them all, but nothing happened. "WHAT? My powers… I CAN'T USE MY POWERS!!! I'LL GET YOU L-SAMA!!!" he yelled as he
vanished into the horizon, and the fan girls inadvertantly trampled Jar Jar
Binks to death. The world
rejoiced. Meanwhile…
"Phibrizo is… alive?" wondered
Amelia. "What did he do to you Xel?"
asked Lina. Xelloss looked curiously at
the ZAP on his hand. Lina grabbed Xel in
a headlock. "I SAID… What did he do to you XEL??? That means answer NOW!" Xelloss tried to talk, but he only got choked
wheezes out. Gourry, "I wonder if it's
that time of the month?" Amelia, "It's
so hard to tell with Ms. Lina…" Lina
growled, but before she could despense 'punishment', Xelloss, in a last ditch
effort of survival, waved his ZAP hand in front of her. "Huh?" Xelloss fell unceremoniously in a
heap. Except for his hand that was
being clutched by Lina and observed in a tight circle. "Lina…" coughed Xelloss, "I need my hand
back." "No you don't." Everyone stared closer at his hand. "Lina-chan…
I didn't realize how much you wanted to hold my hand." Lina tried to release Xelloss and fire ball
him, but he had taken a firm grip, and she only got to say Fire Ba-
ahhhhhhh!! Face to face Xelloss leanded
in and… "Nyaaaaaaahhhhh!" - stuck his tongue out and crossed his
eyes. *BAM* Xelloss had a Lina-fist-shape embedded into his face.
They all sat down. Lina went to start eating, but all the food
had "mysteriously" vanished.
"Waiter! More food!" No one noticed Xelloss' eyes go vacant for
several seconds. His head slumped a
little. Lina was sitting in front of
him, her back to him. He suddenly went
back to "normal", and seemed to notice her there. "Lina," Xelloss whispered
in her ear, as he put his arms around her, "you're so very… beautiful." Lina spat out all the food in her mouth,
grossing out the enitre room. "DARKNESS
BEYOND TWILIGHT CRI-" Xelloss kissed
her very deeply, cutting her off. Many
fangirls covered their eyes, not wanting to watch Xelloss die. Lina glowed red. Her eyes especially. She
erupted into flames, as did the building.
Everyone ran. Fast. Xelloss' eyes faded again, then went back to
normal. "Hmm? What's going on?
Uh-oh… Did I do somethi-" his memory came back. "Oh fu-"
Xelloss found himself flying through burned rubble, and a nasty bruise
from a kick. He suddenly heard, before
he hit the ground, "BY
THE POWER YOU AND I POSESS! DRAGON
SLAVE!"
A few minutes later, the smoke
cleared and everyone noticed the town was destroyed. As they stepped throught the rubble they noticed the body of Jar
Jar Binks. He had X's for eyes and was
very dragon slaved. The authoress
rejoiced.
