3rd Dramione attempt! I've noticed i only write fanfics where the characters are already dating but yeah, less work for me!
This is based off an inside joke i have with my cousin that makes me laugh whenever we mention it.
All dialogue. Try and keep up.
I don't own Harry Potter. T_T
"What the hell Draco!"
"Why the hell Hermione?"
"Don't give me that!"
"What am I not giving you?"
"UUGGGHHH! You know what I mean!"
"Um, no, I don't know what you mean."
"Nevermind..."
"Never mind what?"
"Shut up for a sec? So….WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME WITH A BLUE SHELL!"
"What do you mean?"
"Honestly, Draco? We're playing Mario Kart!"
"Oh that….Well, I was aiming for Toad but then you got in first place so it hit you."
"Right….You were 'aiming for Toad'. Blame it all on the poor little shroom!"
"Yep. That sounds about right."
-After the second race-
"What the hell Hermione!"
"Why the hell Draco?"
"Please stop doing what I think you're doing?"
"What do you mean? Like, your mom? 'Cause hun, that's over and done with."
"Ew, Mione, no. Just…just ew…no…"
"Hmph!"
"Why did you hit me with that red shell?"
"Oh, well I was 'aiming for Toad'."
"No you weren't! Now you're just making excuses."
"Like you did?"
"That wasn't an excuse! I was literally aiming for Toad!"
"Right, right, you keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night."
"Hermiiooooneee!"
"Stop pouting! I'll race you again, okay?"
"'Kay!"
"You're such a kid…."
"…"
"Quit glaring at me…"
"…"
"Stop that, Draco."
"…"
"I'm sorry, okay?"
"…"
"Don't pout or I'll entitle you as a child again."
"…"
"Fine….We'll see who lasts longer."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Mione, please say something?"
"…"
"Miiooonnneeee!"
"I win! Y'know, when you whine and pout at the same time you look like someone's little brother."
"That's not very nice, Mione."
"I know. Let's race again, shall we?"
-After the third race—
"…"
"…"
"Why did we have to tie?"
"Why not have a tie?"
"Hush, Draco."
"Nnnnooooo~"
"Oh whatever. I won in my head."
"Wipe that smile off your face."
"Technically, I can't do that. It would be impossible for me to actually take my lips off my face."
"I could take off your lips for you using my lips."
"Do you realize how incredibly cheesy that sounded, Draco?"
"All for you, luv."
"As sweet as that is, I'd rather you not right n—"
"…"
"…"
"I was 'aiming for Toad'~"
"Like hell you were."
"You're right. I was aiming for yooouuu!"
"That was also very cheesy."
"And it's all for you. Remember that."
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to remember that."
"No it won't, Mione~"
"This won't hurt either."
"OWWIIEE! Miioonneeee! Why'd you hit my heeeaaad?"
"It was just too easy! And, I was 'aiming for Toad'."
"You know what else is easy?"
"Whatnnmmmmpppphhh…."
"…"
"…"
"That~!"
"…"
"You talk pretty big and your face is the same color as your DS!"
"Shut up…Lemme guess, you were 'aiming for Toad'? Again?"
"No."
"Then, what?"
"I was aiming for Hermione Jean Granger."
"I was...more or less aiming for Draco Malfoy…."
"Daww, you looovve me!"
"…"
"Dawww!"
I'm sooooo tiiirrredd! That was my 3rd Dramione attempt and i thought it went rather well, how about you, person who is currently reading this? And if you didn't guess, Hermione's DS was red.
It was a pretty short fanfic but I hope you liked it anyway!
Adieu~!