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Hi, my first HP story, bow down to me!
Thingy: I don't own HP, but if I did...MUHAHAHAHA
This story takes place in a place where nobody is dead, I love Sirius! He rox! There are many plot holes...because I felt like it!
Harry Potter and The Order of The Fanfiction
Chapter 1
The Boy Who Found The Website
Harry Potter was bored. Not just bored, but BORED! He was sitting in the common room by the fire and wondering when his friends would get home. Hermione was in the library, obliviously. Ron was in detention for "accidentally" throwing a goat liver at Professor Snape in potions...
Harry sighed. Life was BORING! Then suddenly, a big...square...boxy...thing appeared in the common room right next to Harry. Harry stared dumbfounded at the box for a little over two seconds before realizing just why it landed here. There was a card attached. It read:
Dear students,
I, as headmaster, am glad to inform you that muggle electronics now work inside these walls. In conclusion I have sent you all laptops to be distributed to all. You can now use something muggles call the "internet".
Albus Dumbledore
Harry was so excited, maybe this would be fun after all. He pried open the lid and grabbed a nice, new, and shiny laptop. He opened it and flicked it on. It was soooo cool, better then every thing he ever got from the Dursleys. Wow, Hermione was wrong about electronics.
He decided to check out the internet and do some cool stuff, like check his email. He signed on. No new messages (duhhh, all of his friends are wizards). Then he had the best idea ever...google his name. He googled it and the results popped up. Wow, this was a fast connection.
He scrolled down. Wow that was a lot of things. Harry Potter fan listings, Harry Potter books, Harry Potter movies. None of this surprised him(Wow he is sooo vain!) Something caught his eye. He clicked the link.
Harry smiled maniacally and laughed, "MUHAHAHAHA!"
FUN.
Yay! It is a little boring but it will get better when every one finds out about this web site.
Read and review of else the next chapter will be in Japanese!
-Weirdo Gal