Title: Not Interested
Author: Settiai
Disclaimer: "M*A*S*H" and other related characters are all properties of Twentieth Century Fox, Inc., and other related corporations. No infringement is intended. This story, such as it is, was written as a sign of respect and love for the characters, the show, and their creator. I claim no ownership of the aforementioned show and characters.
Rating: PG
Summary: (100 Word Drabble) Hawkeye finds out that, every so often, a woman might not be interested.
Feedback: Comments and helpful criticisms are always appreciated.
E-mail: lynn_foster@settiai.com
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B.J. shook his head furiously as Hawkeye stood up, preparing to make his way over to where the unit's newest nurse was sipping a martini.
"Trust me, Hawk, you don't..."
He trailed off, an amused expression on his face as his friend sat down beside the obviously uninterested woman.
"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but weren't you just about to ask me out?"
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B.J. merely shook his head as the entire room roared with laughter, trying not to smile at the dark bruise that was already starting to form around Hawkeye's eye.
"Next time, why don't you try listening?"